Archie Andrews Arrested for Polygamy
My writing partner Dan Soto was MIA this week so if he comes up for air, I will add the story. I always was suspect of Archie Andrews never deciding if he wanted to date Betty or Veronica. I could see him growing up to be a huge polygamist.
Charity Challenge is going great. Thanks all for the support. Will update on that on Sunday.
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He’s also been impersonating a high school student for, what, seventy years?
Bahah so true, and how come Veronica and Betty still haven’t figured it out?!
I know really. They seem smarter than that.
Maybe both of them together……
At least the comic has been pretty consistant…unlike some of the others that have been around for awhile.
I wonder if he is in one of those strange cults that have more than one wife.
That’s what I am thinking. Reggie is feeling left out.
Last time I saw Reggie he was occupying Wall Street I think.
I figured he would be a broker or something.
Ha!
Big Love. Riverdale.
Meant to have my post for your challenge ready today (but I’m trying to pull together a very abstract image to go along with it and I’m still a prop short).
I’ll do my best to have it up and running for Monday, Bearman… fingers crossed…
You got all month so take your time.
Wow, Archie’s tall!!!! I always thought he was gay…not that there is anything wrong with that!
You think anyone that doesn’t hit on you is gay.
Pretty much
Aren’t they?
Red.
haha
Ah, so he’s gone Mormon has he.
Not Mitt Romney Mormon but Warren Jeffs.
He cheated on his wives with Sabrina. Al least that is what Mr. Weatherbee is telling everybody.
haha…I forgot about Mr Weatherbee
Thanks I was trying to remember his name.
I have to look him up. Can’t remember what he looks like.
Makes perfect sense to me too. I’ve always wondered about this as well. Oh wait, we are talking about a cartoon character aren’t we? Bwahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day.
Yes…but even the toons in cartoonland have real life problems.
Gotta get to Jughead as well. He’s the brains of the operation!
That is a sad state of affairs if that is correct.
His brain could probably use an operation
His wives would probably be upset to find out that he has also been a groupie for Josie and the Pussycats!
Josie left the Pussycats for the Pussycat dolls
Maybe now he’ll get a reality show.
Throw it on MTV and it will be a hit.
I wondered the same myself, I think you are right.
Of course I am right
What is really amazing is who long it is taking him to graduate high school.
He is probably hot for teacher too.
haha! awesome
Thanks Doc
Anyone who can afford two wives (or husbands) probably deserves them.
From a monetary standpoint or the pressure.
Yes.
Red.
I knew it!
Well why didn’t you tell me?
Love it–highly original and very clever!
Thanks Scott
I’ve lost touch with Archie since 1995.
He is on the run. You probably lost his number.
I never got why he was so smitten with Veronica, she seemed too snobby to me. I was a Betty fan.
Money!!!
My favorite part is the hair mussed up in the back. Isn’t that always the giveaway for a polygamist, something not quite right with the hair…? Sad to see Archie in such dire straits, but a funny cartoon anyway.
More like someone taken down hard by the cops as he is still in bed.
Maybe now he’ll get a reality show
I would watch it.
I’d love to see the episode where the police bust him for this. And being immortal too. “Archie Anderews, you’re guilty of being an immoral immortal.” Maybe Conner McLeod can be called in to cut his head off.
Sadly I forgot who Conner was until I looked him up. Been a long time since I saw Highlander.
I just wonder how nobody ended up pregnant after 75 years. The Chok’lit Shoppe sells the world’s best rubbers. They NEVER break.
You are just an encyclopedia of inane comic trivia. Who the heck remembers the name of that place?
I thought everyone knew about good ol’ Pop Tate and the Chok’lit Shoppe?
Very funny idea. Keep them coming.