I Hate Social Media Cartoon (Caption Contest)

I Hate Social Media Cartoon

Cartoon Caption Contest time.  You need to help me complete the words that best go into the third panel.  While I posed this as a cartoonist I think we can all relate to posting things online only for them to get ignored while other crap gets a bunch of attention.   Here are some options I came up with:

  • Oh look (fill in name of any Celebrity on the same social media site) found my cartoon and uploaded it to his stream.
  • I am just going to post how much I hate social media
  • Wow look at that cartoon.  Looks like he spent about 5 seconds on it.
  • Before I go, I’ll post this picture of my cat licking himself.

All of my choices have actually happened to me.  Like one of these or got something better.  Post it in the comments.  I’ll put the finished one up either Wed or next Sunday.

Comments

94 responses to “I Hate Social Media Cartoon (Caption Contest)”

  1. Acadia Einstein Avatar

    “Saw this on reddit last week”. WHAT?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      True..just go to another social media site and steal something popular for your stream.

  2. George Avatar

    My entries:

    “I’m going to see the Hunger Games tonight with my boo!”

    or

    “C’mon, Lakers!!!!!”

    Stuff like that gets LIKES in the dozens for some reason. I noticed when I announce a new comic, I may get 2 or 3 LIKES, but if I say some BS inspirational stuff about “believe in yourself cuz you’re the best blah, blah, blah…” it gets up to 50 LIKES. What a world. 😀

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I have noticed you have stepped up the inspirational quotes and suck up quotes on Facebook. Of course I can’t let them stay serious.

      1. George Avatar

        I don’t expect you to. 🙂

        1. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

          I have almost given up posting altogether. I think I am too postitive. I am going to do some negative posting and see how much reaction that gets.

          1. Bearman Avatar

            Squeaky wheel and all Bo.

          2. George Avatar

            I like your posts, Bo. When I read them I wish I was a better man. You actually inspire me to do the right thing and enjoy life for the simple things in it. Real talk, bruh.

          3. Bearman Avatar

            The Tao of Bo. That gives me an idea. I should sell Tao Bo tapes.

          4. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

            Thanks George. I was kinda havin’ a bad day yesterdsy but things are cool now.

            I’ve thought about makin’ tapes Bearman. I’ll make ’em, you sell ’em and we’ll split the take. Between the two of us we should come up with enough for a tank of gas.

          5. Bearman Avatar

            I am more of an idea guy than an execution guy.

    2. Binky Avatar

      I was wondering what had happened to George.

      1. Bearman Avatar

        Preacher George gets more attention that Cartoonist George.

        1. George Avatar

          It’s a case study I’m doing. People are getting my posts, they just don’t care that I draw pretty pictures with words. I mean some do, but for the most part….

          1. Bearman Avatar

            It is all about them. When you sickenly praise your facebook friends their ego won’t allow them NOT to react. Why do you think I started doing random caricatures from my G+ stream. 99% of them still don’t comment on my cartoons but post a caricature and they all comment (at least until I get around to doing theirs) haha

  3. Eric Johnson Avatar

    *insert random cat meme for #caturday*

    1. duncanr Avatar

      Damn, you beat me to it with the cat idea, Eric – my caption was going to be . . .

      “I know – How about if I add a pic of a friggin pussy?”

      1. Bearman Avatar

        Damn both of you. Don’t you read my posts before you comment? I said it first.

        1. Friggin Loon Avatar

          Duncan can’t read!!! 🙂

          1. Bearman Avatar

            Way to out him.

          2. Friggin Loon Avatar

            Someone had to!!!

  4. Warren Frantz Avatar

    “Can I see your Internet Liscence please”

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I don’t get it?

  5. Kim Avatar

    “Let’s see…Narwhals! Bacon! Nutella! Potatoes!”

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Bacon definitely. Narwhals??

      1. nursemyra Avatar

        I prefer peanut butter to nutella.

  6. Comedy Plus Avatar

    I’m terrible at this sort of thing, but it looks like you have some nice ones to chose from.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You act like you aren’t creative Sandee. Not buying it.

  7. Mort J. Moose Avatar

    My vote is for option two. And I know exactly how you feel.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Either that or let’s do a circle share of cartoonists that you ignore.

  8. Tony McGurk Avatar

    I choose the cat licking himself option.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Would your dogs agree?

  9. Binky Avatar

    I’m never showing you guys another one of my cartoons ever again!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Good thing we got Peter to still post.

      1. Binky Avatar

        No, that was supposed to be your caption.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Oh…I thought you were mad at us for some reason haha

  10. Friggin Loon Avatar

    OMG, Kim Kardashian wants to buy it.

  11. Friggin Loon Avatar

    As featured on Friggin Loon!!!!!
    🙂 you know I had to Bearman

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Well than that would mean it was stolen from somewhere else first.

  12. Ahmnodt Heare Avatar

    “Since nobody seems to be reading my cartoons, I’ll just put up this stickfigure picture.”

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I might be more productive moving to that tactic.

  13. MJ Avatar

    I know, I’ll draw a “Caption This” cartoon. Ha,ha,ha! I feel your pain my friend.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Whatever reaction you can get.

  14. James Avatar

    A cat dressed like Link from the Legend of Zelda?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Were you the first to post that?

  15. Tim Green Avatar

    Since I’ve switched to ComicPress recently I’ve noticed the SPAM rolling in! If I could wish for one actor to post on my site…Morgan Freeman. I think even his comments would be calm and soothing…

    1. Bearman Avatar

      From the words of Morgan than Tim “Get busy living or get busy dying.”

  16. DiZzY WiZ Avatar

    “I’ve got it!!! I’ll just put a Steelers Hat on in this picture before I share.”

    lol….

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Yes but when the Browns and Bengals are in your conference it is expected that you would win so many games haha

          1. DiZzY WiZ Avatar

            whatever the case may be, we’ll take it 😉

  17. DiZzY WiZ Avatar

    “Lets just put a simple .gif on here.”

  18. JerryBenedict Avatar

    “Crappy stick figure drawing makes an almost funny comment about a video game”

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I think someone made an entire industry out of that.

  19. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

    ‘KITTIES, KITTIES and MORE KITTIES!’
    🙂

    1. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

      Ah, *beep*!
      Somehow I managed to forget you already see you had a cat option.
      See… those things get entrenched in the subconscious and just won’t let go without a ‘like’…

      1. Bearman Avatar

        See SEE SEE!!

  20. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

    Maybe you should have a celebrity cat that hates social media and draws lousy comics.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      As long as I don’t have a comic strip about it.

  21. Frank M Hansen Avatar

    Caption – Cast of New Jersey Shore all perish in suicide pact after viewing their own show.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Even in death they would get spin offs (and tans)

  22. Mark Stokes Avatar

    Caption: “Look at this picture of Snoopy I found on my burnt toast!”

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Those are worth more than the ones of Jesus.

  23. G Avatar

    Been there, seen that.

    or,

    That is so sixty seconds ago!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      What?? haha

  24. Brandon Avatar

    “This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen” or “the saddest thing I’ve ever watched”

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Is that an entry or a lamentation?

      1. Brandon Avatar

        Lol, a little bit of both. I get more emails and Facebook posts titled that way linking to some ridiculous video. I wish, for once, they linked to an entertaining comic 🙂

        1. Bearman Avatar

          I get a bunch of people linking to comics in my stream…just not mine.

  25. Jande Avatar

    Well, Bearman, you got me stumped this time. Never was any good at caption contests and Dawn Griffin is giving away an AWESOME prize for her concurrent caption contest (she says). But just for you I’ll try to come up with something. Maybe by Friday or something. :`D

    1. Bearman Avatar

      So are you saying you can’t think so hard creatively because I am not ponying up a prize??

      1. Jande Avatar

        I’m sayin’ I can never think up any of these caption thingies. Of course if you did kinda think of a good prize to give away… ;`) (BTW, I’m not doing, Dawn’s caption contest either. :`P

        1. Bearman Avatar

          True but I am cheap unlike Dawn.

  26. lisleman Avatar

    “I’ll just add “Ultimate Dog Tease” and “Sex” to the description.”
    Now you have me thinking I should be “Ultimate Dog Tease” in my next blog post title.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I think ‘sex’ has ended up on my site so much that I am now banned across every corporate site in America.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Seeing as how “sex” and “porn” are high on the list of search terms for my site, I can see why.

  27. Coasterbear Avatar
    Coasterbear

    Paris Hilton’s new vagina tattoo?????

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That would probably be a hit.

  28. Lynn Avatar

    Sometimes Madhatters does the Caption this: post. I am always stumped! I am just no good at the “caption this” thing but I do love to read the comments. some folks are so witty!! My brain just doesn’t work that way. 🙁

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I does…you just need to kick start it sometimes.

      1. Lynn Avatar

        So what you’re saying is youw ant to kick me in the head. You don’t have to spell it out that way B’man. Duh- I get it.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          i would never do that. Kick your own head.

  29. bschooled Avatar

    I can’t stop laughing at the one about the cat licking himself. Probably because today alone, at least ten of my FB friends created feline-related photo albums.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Exactly….the cats are taking over the world.

  30. Deb Avatar

    I’d go for the cat licking. Though I got to tell ya, a dog lick would be more…well…you know.