Rob Halford Dances with Gargoyle Cartoon

Rob Halford Dances with Gargoyle Cartoon

Another Sketch Challenge Cartoon.  This time we were supposed to pick a celebrity who was born on August 25 and have them dancing with a Gargoyle.  Don’t ask, I don’t come up with the ideas.  I picked Rob Halford of the Heavy Metal Band Judas Priest.  Of course how I titled this was completely innocent as I was making a play on the fact that Rob plays hard rock and is dancing with a hard rock (ie the gargoyle).  Then our friend MJ at the National Free Press had to turn it all around.  I’ll leave it to him to explain himself as I won’t have much internet access the next few days.

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58 responses to “Rob Halford Dances with Gargoyle Cartoon”

  1. Tony McGurk Avatar

    Strange thing to dance with but this song came to mind as soon as I saw it. In the words of Billy Idol;
    If I had the chance I’d ask the Gargoyle to dance
    And I’ll be dancin’ with a Gargoyle
    Oh oh.
    Dancing a-with a Gargoyle,
    Oh, oh,
    Dancing with a Gargoyle
    Well, there’s nothing to lose
    And there’s nothing to prove, well,
    Dancing with a Gargoyle,
    Oh, oh, oh….

    1. Bearman Avatar

      What goes on in that mind?

      1. Tony McGurk Avatar

        My wife often asks the same question…

  2. Scholar Mel Avatar

    Never heard of the guy but I have never really been into hard rock… not even a cafe.

    Is that a black tattoo on his head?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Yes he has a tattoo on his head… He is not gorbechev

  3. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

    Hahaha… excellent likeness…
    ROCK ON, Bearman!
    🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      No You rock on rj

      1. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

        ‘It’s great to be back here…
        in OHIO!’
        *thunderous applause*
        (well, that’s how it works in my mind, anyway.)
        🙂

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Have you ever even been to Ohio?

  4. Friggin Loon Avatar

    Sheez, and here I thought it was because he was always stoned 🙁

    1. Bearman Avatar

      He is clean now

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        Got his rocks off then? 🙂

  5. The Good Greatsby Avatar

    But if you pick a celebrity I’ve never heard of, how can I tell if it’s a good likeness?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Look if you would listen to stuff other than show tunes….

  6. Binky Avatar

    I never thought of gargoyles as female.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Look at the ones around notes dame…there are several females

      1. Binky Avatar

        The next time I’m in Paris I’ll be sure to check. Maybe that’s why it’s called Notre Dame?

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Now you are learning

  7. James Avatar

    I don’t think that gargoyle realizes that Rob isn’t into the womans.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I can’t think of a non dirty response so I will let this comment go..haha

  8. DadaHyena Avatar

    This is what goes on in the mind of Bearman every day.

    And you know what?…it’s all good. Join the party!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Now if only I had your talent to express it

  9. lisleman Avatar

    didn’t know gargoyles were female.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Are you going around sexing them?

  10. MJ Avatar

    I’m just going to leave it alone. Ha,ha,ha! But it was funny.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You started it

  11. Jenn Avatar

    definitely into the hard rock…what about the heavy metal?!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Haha. Now you know

  12. nursemyra Avatar

    Hey I was born on August 25. Am I not celebrated enough for you? 😉

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Well if you actually posted pics of your face! I would make a caricature of you.

  13. MC/Curtis Avatar

    I still quietly sing a little bit of ‘Breakin’ the Law’ every time I jaywalk.
    Usually while I air guitar, but not always.
    I mean… No I don’t!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Great now you got that stuck in my head

  14. rent textbooks Avatar

    NIce, I like the play on words as well, what were you other choses if you didn’t pick him?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Gene Simmons…. There were a bunch that I can’t remember

      1. rent textbooks Avatar

        I am honestly surprised you didn’t do Gene, but I am thinking that would have been too easy of a target.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Thought so too and several people did him

  15. Midtoon Avatar

    Not only there are female gargoyles, friends. Some are actually hot. Have a look at this: http://www.disneypicture.net/data/media/39/Gargoyles-Demona2.gif which brings back some memories…

    1. Binky Avatar

      I think I dated her!

      1. Bearman Avatar

        What caused the break up

        1. Binky Avatar

          I was too short for her. Height wise I mean.

    2. Bearman Avatar

      Hot? Hmmm I don’t think I would want to try and cuddle up with that.

  16. Jande Avatar

    I knew there were female gargoyles, but I’ve never seen one in a dress.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You need to get out more

  17. Nate Fakes Avatar

    A lot of people get upset if I say Judas Priest – like it was insulting Biblical somehow. I mean – Judas Priest – think it’s fun to say!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      My wife’s mother made her say that instead of “Jesus christ”

  18. George Avatar

    I always imagine gargoyles in red dresses. I thought everyone else did too?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I always imagined you in a red dress too

  19. Mark Stokes Avatar
    Mark Stokes

    You’ve got Rob Halford stuck between rock and roll and a hard place! Great image, looks just like him!

  20. Frank M Hansen Avatar

    Any cartoons with Judas Priest fun. Love the dress on the gargoyle.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I can see if they make your size

  21. jynksie Avatar

    Did I miss the memo on character sketches? You’ve got them coming out all over the place from these “we” people! o.O [grin] Well done on both counts!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Just sent you a message on G+

  22. Tony McGurk Avatar

    Did he take her home? Gargoyles need love too.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I didn’t stay for the aftermath.

  23. jammer5 Avatar

    Billy Ray Cyrus. Because if the gargoyle gets to him early enough, we won’t have to listen to Miley Cyrus whine like, well, a spoiled rich punk.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Well given the number of spoiled rich punks in the world, that would be a busy Gargoyle.