Caricature – Britteny

Britteny Elrick of Blunt Delivery Caricature

Today’s caricature is of the lovely and talented Britteny of Blunt Delivery fame.  And here is what she really looks like with one of her many exes.  (Yeah I hotlinked it Brit…so what?)

This is how she reacted on Facebook when I told her to check her email for her caricature.

   OMG!  Um. i love it but kinda feel like i look like a guy

   All my caricatures look like guys  (which is true but so do all of the Simpson’s women and that makes money)

  Is this a belated bday present or just a “try not to jump off a cliff” present

  Whatever you want.   Either works.    Like the tshirt you are wearing??

  That has many implications. haha  Wasn’t sure if it was making fun of my broken engagements, or my Neil paranoia.

If you want to know more about her fear of commitment (though she is now engaged) and her hatred of the great one – Neil Diamond, then you’ll have to visit her blog.

***UPDATE***

So my wife saw my poor attempt at making fun of my friend Brit and yelled at me (well not really yelled but rather saying I sucked as a caricaturist, I went way too far and needed to do right by that girl).  “She is much prettier than that”  So to keep peace in the home of my biggest critic.

Britteny Elrick Caricature

 

Comments

70 responses to “Caricature – Britteny”

  1. bluntdelivery Avatar

    i better be the first commenter on the post about myself! I’m a greedy, self-absorbed freak like that!

    Oh bear, thanks.

    I kind of feel like like you were channeling this puppet instead of me though http://allstuffedupwithvirtue.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/madame2.jpg

    bahahaha!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I was waiting for someone to mention her. But look how fabulous she is at her age.

  2. Scholar Mel Avatar

    You hotlinking thief. At least you know what hotlinking is. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Oh and I do. But I linked the pic back to her blog so maybe I am only partly bandwith stealing.

  3. George Avatar

    I saw the drawing before i read the post tile and I knew instantly who this is supposed to be! You captured ol’ BD nicely, Bearman. Brit doesn’t realize how hot she is, but you brought her goodness to life. Now if I can only get her to put that Wonder Woman or Huntress costume back on again. 😀

    1. Bearman Avatar

      HA! So there Brit. You are just a younger, better looking version of Madame sans the hair on the lip.

      To your other point G.

      A. She is taken
      B. You are taken
      C. That never stops a dirty old man.

      1. Blunt Delivery Avatar

        oh you two. I picture you guys sitting in a diner someday with your gray hairs and your sketch pads hittin on Doris, the waitress.

        p.s. i was hoping bear would draw me as wonder woman.

        fail.

          1. Blunt Delivery Avatar

            um that’s not my face though.

            and don’t make me nekkid.

      2. George Avatar

        What about an old dirty man? I’m taken, not stirred. Well, maybe a little stirring here and there. Irregardless (love that nonsensical word), I like both versions you created. Now you’re learning the secret of drawing caricatures for people who can actually put their hands around your throat. 🙂

        1. Bearman Avatar

          yet every caricature of my wife…she hates.

  4. Comedy Plus Avatar

    Way cool and I’ll let you guys duke it out to see who wins. Just saying.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Thanks Sandee…He has the brute force but I have the speed.

      1. Binky Avatar

        But I have the rockets.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          But nothing to light them.

  5. Blunt Delivery Avatar

    oh an i almost forgot.

    THIEF.

    totally gonna need you to spot me some cash for that hotlinking.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Well if it is anything like your computer, it will crash soon anyway.

  6. Blunt Delivery Avatar

    bahhhhhhhhhhahah! your wife and I are homies. Now this is more like it.

    She’s got my back.

    That one is MUCH better. I almost wanted to hide under a rock after that first one.

    😉 thanks Mrs. Bear!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Yeah Yeah Yeah. Neither of you can take a joke.

      1. George Avatar

        My wife can’t take a joke either. I drew a cartoon version of her once with the requisite Jay Leno chin and future-seeing forehead. She was not at all amused for some reason. But those are the things i love about her. Besides the two coyotoes that love to wrestle in her back pockets.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          HOld on! ARe you saying your wife has a hairy butt?

          1. Tony McGurk Avatar

            Ha Ha Ha Good reply Bearman!!!
            That comment needs a FB Like button.

          2. Bearman Avatar

            I am sure there is a widget for that somewhere.

  7. G Avatar

    Looks purty good, although now we know who wears the pants in the family. 😀

    1. Bearman Avatar

      As if there ever was any doubt

      1. George Avatar

        My wife allows me to wear the culottes in my family.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          And I bet you look good in them.

          1. George Avatar

            If only the world could see my knees.

          2. Bearman Avatar

            If only YOU could see your knees. Bwahahahah. Sorry I couldn’t resist.

  8. Midtoon Avatar

    Somehow I like the first one better… Hmmm, and please stop hitting on Doris the waitress. I was there first.

    1. bluntdelivery Avatar

      those two are so skeezy! poor doris.

      1. Bearman Avatar

        You can have Doris. I don’t like the competition

  9. MJ Avatar

    Wow, kind of harsh critics at the homestead. Ha,ha,ha!

  10. MJ Avatar

    Wow, wait. What? Ha, it said I already made that comment? I don’t see it? Ha,ha,ha!

  11. MJ Avatar

    Nevermind. Ha,ha,ha!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Are you having your own conversation again?

  12. Duncanr Avatar

    she eating gobstoppers in the first caricature ?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I will refrain from Posting the first comment that came to mind

      1. George Avatar

        I’m dying laughing here. Thank you!

  13. Jillsy Girl Avatar

    Oh…the second is WAY better than the first…I totally agree with your wife!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      She hasn’t seen the revision so I will have to see

  14. Mark Stokes Avatar

    I like the first one, it looks like she swallowed a Pawn shop sign. The second one is really good as well, actually looks more like her.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      See Mark likes the first on better. You all are too nice

  15. Tony McGurk Avatar

    The 2nd one is great. The 1st one is definitely that puppet woman. Your wife is a well of inspiration.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Making me a well of perspiration living up to her high standards

      1. Binky Avatar

        Someone has to have standards.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          That is true.

  16. MC/Curtis Avatar

    I came in late and haven’t read all the comments, but I caught the start and I thought it was a good caricature. I don’t know who she was but maybe that doesn’t matter? I will confess that when I first saw another (Tony) it was shocking for a moment. Now I’ve grown accustom and I think it looks really cool.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Tony is shocking the first time you see him.

      1. Tony McGurk Avatar

        Hey I resemble that remark!!!

        1. Bearman Avatar

          We knew that.

  17. rent textbooks Avatar

    Too funny but I agree with your wife the second drawing is better But I am still thinking you could have done better.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      No…that is pretty much the limit of my skill. haha

    2. Tony McGurk Avatar

      Gosh harsh critic. You better lift your game Bearman

      1. Bearman Avatar

        I know. You would think we were married or something. haha

  18. Friggin Loon Avatar

    I gotta say her cheeks look like they got a breast implant in the first one !

    However you redeemed yourself Bearman in the second attempt with that perfect eyebrow raise! No one can eyebrow raise better than Blunt. NO ONE! 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Considering you would be easy to draw…cousin ITT..haha j/k

  19. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

    This was all interesting, amusing, and entertaining until you brought standards into the conversation. Now I feel that I should have standards too. All I can say is you draw real good.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Ha…If I had standards, I wouldn’t have started drawing in the first place.

  20. Dr. Cynicism Avatar

    The shirt is awesome – perfect for the hater of Diamond!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      and for the commitment phobe.

  21. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

    A beautiful Blunt, Bearman!
    🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Is that a marijuana reference?

  22. hen weekend Avatar

    Really it is awesome one ! i like it

  23. hen weekend Avatar

    just i want to say you ..keep it up.lol

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Thanks Hen.

  24. GrammyMouseTails Avatar

    I have to agree with the wife (we do have rules & regulations in the wives union, ya know) and agree that the 2nd one is much more feminine & adds to BDs natural beauty!
    Great Job.

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