May 13 is Dialogue Free Comics Day. It was started last year by Noel Curry of DJBogtrotter. I of course couldn’t wait.
Every year so many people work hard to get into shape for Marathon season. Sadly, each year I hear reports of someone suffering a heart attack on the route. So of course I had to think of it in terms of a pompous exercise freak that looks down on those not quite in shape.
Don’t forget to support the charity challenge.
Loon’s Lard Shack! Friggin’ love it! 🙂
Figured that would be the name of any restaurant she starts.
I hear they have good fries, too.
Blahahahahahahaahahaahahhahahahahaha, I go away for a few days and this is what happens. 🙂 Hmm, it does have a cool ring to it…onion rings no less.
She lipos the lard right out of her ass for your enjoyment.
and let me tell you there is a lot of lard to lipo 🙁
Gotta keep the fry vat frying.
yeah that caught my eye too
I thought I was being subtle.
You can’t get something like that past this group of sharp-eyed posters.
Okay, I missed it.
That’s why it is good you are a comment reader.
Binky’s too short to see it 🙂
Put him on your lap.
No lap comments from me!
Or lap dances?
Dear god Bearman, it’s illegal to mess with marsupials in Oz 🙁
or should I say Down Under blahahahahahahhahaah
We aren’t that stupid…we know what Oz is.
I meant “down under” wink, wink…oh never mind!!!!!
I guess we ain’t in Kansas anymore.
HA! IF I had a nickel….
Then you would have 5 cents
I’m heading over to Loon’s Lard Shack today, and yes I want fries with that. Or maybe tatter tots.
I think I might have to come up with a logo for that.
Hey wait until I register the domain name first 🙂
He can save me a seat on the bench.
Red one or the green one.
HA! Funny stuff!
Ha ha – the health freak got what he deserved!
I take it you are a bench warmer too..haha
Loon’s lard shack. Hehehe. Just trying to picture what the logo would look like. I scuttled my plans to run the 2011 Portland Marathon, BTW.
Phew…thankfully you are safe.
Probably a lot more people (statistically) who don’t run marathons die than those who do.
Probably…but where is the humor in that.
this doesn’t make sense to me – in total more non-rock climbers get hurt from a fall (stairs, slippery floor, ice, kid’s toy, etc) but that doesn’t suggest to me that I should take up rock climbing for avoiding a falling injury. You can be healthy and not run a marathon. Maybe you would disagree but a marathon is on the extreme like rock climbing IMHO.
In total maybe but what about as a percentage of rock climbers versus non.
Nope Binky.. The statistics are the same. We all die sooner or later.
I’ll take later thank you.
Yeah, me too. The later the better.
Talk about carma. Love the toon. Save me a burger.
First one is on me.
I was training for a marathon and hurt my back. Then I gained some weight because I couldn’t work out. I feel like both these guys.
haha. I spent years without a break or a sprain. Decide to get in shape and twist my ankle.
Dang! I forgot all ab out Dialogue Free Comics day. My no-dialogue strip comes out tomorrow. I’m always a day late.
I love this strip (yes, you’re finally drawing sequential art!). It gives hope for us guys who prefer KFC’s Double Downs to calisthenics. 😀
No you are a day early. It is Friday. But I only post on Sunday/Wed (with my recap of charity challenge on friday) so you still have time to promote over there.
Now I have a burger in his hand…no double downs. That would give you a heart attack just holding the bag.
I’ve tried a KFC DD before. You need two biscuits just to offset the massive amount of meat it delivers.
No bread…isn’t it the Atkins dieters dream??
arrgh! I’ve just gotten back into running! That better not happen to me.
Just don’t think you can do an ironman right out of the gate and you will be fine.
I always thought it was ironic that the guy who helped kick off the running craze wound up dropping dead of a heart attack while running.
Then again Jack LaLanne started the fitness craze and he was as strong as an ox till the day he died.
Jack LaLanne was da bomb….and so was Johnny Carson’s impersonation of him.
Oops. I didn’t know about dialogue free comic day. I have one that will post with dialogue Friday. Am I in danger of being fined? Will the Webcomic police be beatin’ down my door to take me away? Do I need to go into hiding until this blows over?
If you had been closely watching my tweets you would know. As long as it is within a few days, they will take them.
I must have missed some tweets. It’s hard when you don’t have an internet connection and I have been busy thinkin’ of ways to make sure you have to fork over all the charity money.
And you have my friend…you have.
Boy they buried him right there in the park where he dropped. Must be short on cemetery space. Looks like fatness wins out over fitness. Maybe the lard puts a protective fat layer around your heart.
No it’s a different place. Notice the different colored bench. haha
Ah yes & the 2nd park has no footpath either. But why would they bury him in another park??? Oh I get it the fat guy is eating at the cemetery. There’s something kinda gross about that. Or is he going to hide the hamburger???
Too funny Bearman talk about irony.
I avoid ironing at all costs.
I was in great shape once – late 20’s – it didn’t last.
I just don’t like the attitude that hey I’m a runner and everyone should be too. It would get a little crowded in some areas if the whole population started running. If you enjoy it, then ok just don’t push it on me.
That area would be my neighborhood. They run in packs of 20 of them in a group all over.
You could always call an extermination.
Or a Flock of Seahags.
Jeez, Bearman, I had to check the calendar on my Mac – for a moment there, you had me thinking I’d been using the wrong date today at work !
I thought every day was Friday for you
Wouldn’t you know it..the one post you dedicate to someone, she doesn’t even show up! Kinda like the one I did a few days back where your name was mentioned, but then you were a no show.
I saw alright Jillsy, don’t you worry. Unfortunately I had to bide my time as I did a little computer switch! 🙂
JG…you did. I was out of town so I missed some posts.
this reminds me i’m grossly out of shape.
we’re already feeling crappy enough being it’s almost pool season. i don’t take kindly to this cartoon.
it’s taken me approx 90 days to get through the 30 day shred.
Not sure what a 30 day shred is but it sounds kind painful. I would probably want to do it in 2 days.
A guy keeled a few weeks back where I do my exercise. No one noticed he was dead 🙁 They just thought he was resting. Hmm, yeah resting in peace!!!
That’s why I exercise in group settings. If I am going to keel, hopefully someone will have sense to call 911.
what? No mouth to mouth first? You are a fussy bear !!!!
Depends on whether there are mints on hand.
Sweet post that’s my lst choice.I like to read comic.
Me too…me too.
Sweet Dialogue Free Comics Day here with a good opportunity.
Everything is good for you and bad for you at the same time. That’s why I hesitate to ever give obnoxious health advice.
…and what is better is giving both sides to two different people in the same conversation.
Franklin Jones knew what he was talking about –
“The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back”
Great advice…from someone I never heard of.
How popular was this guy if they put a bench right next to his grave? Man, he must have been a real dick if people just come by and relax to the sight of his tombstone!
He bought his gravesite at the height of the market.
I’d have thought other things. Perhaps.
I think it is so sweet direction by these cartoons.