Editorial Cartoon: Charlie Sheen

Editorial Cartoon: Charlie Sheen

Not much needs to be added to this editorial cartoon on Charlie Sheen.  Except I do wonder after he caused Two and a Half Men to end production because of his actions, will this also mean he loses his Hanes endorsement deal.  I hope those are Hanes he is sporting in the picture above.

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86 responses to “Editorial Cartoon: Charlie Sheen”

  1. Dr. Cynicism Avatar

    Hahaha… if flying high means rock-bottom, then I’m in total agreement!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      One is just a small step from the other.

  2. Nate Fakes Avatar

    I don’t know about flying, but I’m sure he is high most the time

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Well he can afford to do it in a private jet.

  3. Dan Avatar

    There is not *nearly* enough white powder around his nose. I think he decided to kill Two And A Half Men so he could concentrate on a reality-TV remake of Scarface. Especially the scene where Al Pacino is slumped in front of a desk with a giant pile of Charlie’s special powder on it.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I was trying to be subtle with the powder.

  4. Brad Avatar

    Winning! Bring it!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      ha Brad, you must have listened to the tapes.

      1. Brad Avatar

        I can’t stop! There’s been so much greatness coming out of his mouth for the last 4 days.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          If you were on Charlie Sheen you would explode

  5. George Avatar

    I wonder what’s gonna be his excuse when he sobers up and wakes up to 2 and a half hangovers? I know he’s gonna try to deny it or claim he said everything in a heat of passion that shouldn’t be taken seriously.

    At least, that’s what Uncle Rollo did.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Someone mentioned that he may be manic so until he gets that figured out, I don’t think he will be sobering up anytime soon.

  6. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

    First of all, that caricature is DEAD-ON, Bearman – so funny – I love it!
    I think it would be a mistake for Hanes to drop ol’ Charlie (although they should probably change their slogan to ‘just wait tell he gets your Hanes OFF you’, though)!
    🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I think Hanes marketing might be calling you up for help on that campaign.

      1. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

        Ha!
        Might be a conflict of interest. I’m trying to get a deal going with the Fruit of the Loom people.
        🙂

        1. Bearman Avatar

          You got the wrong Fruit. You are Fruit Loops.

          1. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

            That would explain why I look a bit like a Toucan!

  7. nursemyra Avatar

    Excellent likeness bearman

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Thanks M….usually I struggle with about 40 renditions of someone before it clicks…this time it only took two.

  8. Friggin Loon Avatar

    Hanes? Shouldn’t it be Fruit of the Loon!!!!
    Blahaahah Bearman, shouldn’t his tooth be gold?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Where were you with these gems when I am drawing this stuff?

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        Watching the Academy Awards red carpet bitch fest 🙁

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Man that is a long red carpet seeing as how I drew this on Friday.

  9. lisleman Avatar

    That’s some nasty looking stuff coming out of the bottle.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Old kentucky mud moonshine

  10. G Avatar

    Does this mean that he’s now a current member of “The Dead Pool”?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That or he may be the catalyst for someone else on the list.

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        He’s on my list …. along with Winehouse, Lohan and Cyrus

        1. Bearman Avatar

          No theres a future girl rock band.

          1. Friggin Loon Avatar

            Rolling Stonettes?

          2. Bearman Avatar

            Sounds like kidney stones.

  11. Binky Avatar

    You did a good job. It must be rather hard to make a cartoon out of a cartoon.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      No…cartoons of cartoons are easy…it is cartoons of normal people that are hard. Once I got his crazy eyebrow and crooked mouth down, all the rest fell into place.

      1. Binky Avatar

        The crazy eyebrow really does capture him.

  12. DadaHyena Avatar

    And here I thought it would take the end of humanity to put a stop to “Two and a Half Men”.

    Good work, Charlie!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Obviously puberty did nothing to stop it.

  13. MJ Avatar

    Awesome material. Always dig your caricatures.

  14. bman Avatar

    Gotta love that bottle o’ moonshine!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I don’t know what actually alcohol he endoreses.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Charlie Sheen….Platoon, Martin Sheen’s son…Emilio Estevez’s brother.

      1. Dave Hambidge Avatar

        as I said… is he/are they special in some way?

  15. BoLumpkin Avatar

    This ought to scare the daylights out of Hollywood people. This could be any of thier kids in a few years… or anywhere else for that matter.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      The tend to see it too late. Ask Billy Ray Cyrus.

      1. BoLumpkin Avatar

        Now that is a heartbreaker. She always seemed to be such a nice kid.

  16. Colleen Dick Avatar

    If normal people acted that way, there would be natural consequences. Because of their money, people like Sheen & Paris Hilton just act like douches and their money “fixes” the normal consequences so they keep doing it. Nice likeness Bearman! Hack indeed.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Sadly there are executives and managers of companies that do the same thing and seem to be untouchable.

  17. notapeopleperson Avatar

    You gotta love a true role model….. NOT!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I am sure he would be the first to claim he was NOT a role model..haha

  18. Leila Avatar

    I know it’s a little silly of me to say this in a blog about cartoons (where your opinion is MOST LIKELY conveyed 🙂 … ) but I have to… “Charlie who?” No, Im kidding. I know who he is. Just don’t care… I don’t care about any of them. I do feel bad for those who entrenched in their obsession (as we discussed with those poor girls pathologically in love with Mr. Bieber). Even with bad publicity these douche bags make a lot of money. When can I make a million bucks for being a bad example?!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I’d be a douche for a 1/2 million. Some would say I already am.

      1. Leila Avatar

        Haha they’re confusing douchey-ness with honesty! By the way I don’t know what your views are on same sex marriage but you HAVE to watch Nancy Elliot’s take on it. It’s hilarious!

        1. Bearman Avatar

          The best was the other people around her didn’t even flinch.

  19. Frank M Hansen Avatar

    Nicely done/ Love the expression on his face. That pretty much captures it.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Thanks. Once I realized he had the Drew Barrymore crooked mouth, it came together fairly quickly.

  20. Tony McGurk Avatar

    I think I prefer Justin Beiber…

  21. jynksie Avatar

    When it comes to “celebrity”, I don’t really follow nor care about their personal lives. I’ve seen and heard bits and pieces and the only comment I can make is the obvious one

    …. “has anyone let the hookers out of the closet yet?!?” *grin*

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Hope he left them a little food and water.

  22. Beth Cravens Avatar

    Oh man, that’s a good likeness. I’m cracking up.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Thanks Beth

  23. Tony McGurk Avatar

    I liked him in some of his comedy movies but I can’t stand that two & a half men show. My favourite was “Men at Work” & one where he was in an Army prison & Martin Sheen was the drill sergeant but I can’t remember the name of it.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Platoon? Haha

  24. Jillsy Girl Avatar

    Since I’m late to this party, I’m sure I can’t add anything witty, or anything for that matter, that hasn’t already been said about the asshole.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Just your presence adds enough J.

  25. Rent Textbooks Avatar

    He has gone completely off his rocker. I wish him the best he is funny and good at what he does.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Tell that to Mel Gibson.

      1. Rent Textbooks Avatar

        Did you hear what Gary Busey had to say to Charlie! Its a hoot. especially after all his stuff.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Oh lord. That is like the Octomom giving birth control advice.

  26. Denny DelVecchio Avatar

    It’s only a matter of time before we see Chuck’s “Half a man.”

    1. Bearman Avatar

      No thank you (and I don’t want to see Denny’s either)

  27. bschooled Avatar

    Bear! This is a masterpiece. He looks more like Charlie Sheen than Charlie Sheen does!

    As long as he doesn’t lose his Goddesses, I’m sure he’ll be fine.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      As long as he doesn’t “blow” through his $40 million…he shouldn’t have a problem.

  28. Jande Avatar

    Charley who? Seriously. You know by now that I have no clue about these sorts of things. But it’s a really well made cartoon and I love the boxer briefs, Hanes or not. LOL

    1. Bearman Avatar

      The fact that you notice that they weren’t quite boxers and weren’t quite briefs says you like the details.

      1. Jande Avatar

        I’m embarrassed to admit that I had to ask Mal what they were called, though. lol

        1. Bearman Avatar

          haha…now you know what to buy Mal for his next birthday.

          1. Jande Avatar

            Yeah. A beer stein with an angry unicorn on it, maybe?

          2. Bearman Avatar

            When I make my first beer (which will be never) I am going to call it Angry Unicorn.

  29. bluntdelivery Avatar

    ok.

    “charlie and the ho godesses”… next E! reality TV show.

    mark my words.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Now that would be Must See TV.

  30. Ahmnodt Heare Avatar

    That picture is winning!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You know it!

  31. OCD Lisa Avatar

    Only a winner with monkey blood could swing through the air in his hanes.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I thought it was dragon blood or maybe it was devil blood.