Cartoon Roundup

So I have been busy behind the scenes doing cartoons and contributing elsewhere so I thought I would give a roundup of my busy busy life.

First, the Webcomic Alliance, periodically puts out sketch challenges.  A few weeks ago it was “Your favorite Marvel or DC Characters in the classic, “Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil”.”  Now of course I went off template and included some of my favorite cartoon characters that I thought would fill the role perfectly.

See No Evil Hear no Evil

Then our friend Ahmnodt Heare put on his annual “Draw Ahmnodt Week” Challenge.  Never mind that only two of us submitted entries.  But here is my donation to the cause.

Ahmnodt Heare

Finally Gav over at Boys Will Be Boys put on a cartoon caption contest.  Not only is he yet another Aussie friend (I don’t know how you all find me) but he has good taste and I WON!!  Here was my winning original signed and sent along with a nice message that I received in the mail yesterday.

Boys Will Be Boys Caption Contest

Comments

80 responses to “Cartoon Roundup”

  1. Nate Fakes Avatar

    Jeez, Bearman, busy enough?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I don’t put out a new cartoon everyday like some people.

      1. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

        You get more accomplished in a day than I do in… well… MANY days. 🙂

        1. Bearman Avatar

          I just don’t talk about it ever single day so it seems like alot when I do.

          1. Nate Fakes Avatar

            I was gonna say, where are all the other cartoons you’re hiding from us?

  2. Friggin Loon Avatar

    Mutley is my all time favorite cartoon character.
    That must be one of your funniest cartoons yet Bearman. Could have at least shaved his pits …oh and squeezered his butt 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Mine too.

      Great your favorite cartoon and I didn’t even draw it.

      It was a cartoon caption contest. So Gav drew it and I was just the person with the funniest caption.

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        Well that’s awkward 🙁

        1. Bearman Avatar

          I’m sure Gav is happy. Must be an Aussie love fest thing.

          1. Friggin Loon Avatar

            Blahaahaha Gav…definitely an Aussie name. His mates probably call him Gazza 🙂

    2. myyearof30 Avatar

      yeah me too mutley is my favourite!!! i love him…and his laugh is so cute haha

      1. Bearman Avatar

        Here I thought I was pulling out a reference no one but me would remember. Nice to know my readers have similar pop culture tastes.

  3. Dan Avatar

    You are the busiest man in webcomics!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Nahhhh….I couldn’t keep up with posting schedules like the rest of you.

  4. Lisa Avatar

    Hilarious. I especially liked the guy wearing his wife’s underwear, but Mr. Magoo is so precious.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      What about Mr Magoo wearing HIS wife’s underwear.

  5. Leila Avatar

    No! You got it wrong! Pooh bear’s honey jars actually have the label “Hunny” on them! >:(

    haha i’m kidding about the pedantry. Anyways congratulations! i think your submission on comic book characters is very cute! And that win is well-deserved.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Pendantry – slavish attention to rules, details, etc.

      Keep hanging out here and I am going to expand my English vocab immensely.

      I think Pooh stole someone else’s Honey jar b/c he didn’t know the correct sizing and thus got it stuck on his head. OK…it’s a stretch…but I’ll come up with any excuse not to be wrong.

      1. Leila Avatar

        I’m pretty sure Pooh’s head gets stuck in a honey jar regardless of whether it’s his or not (his butt gets stuck too as we’ve seen from the Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh). They never explained whether it’s because of his rapid weight gain or the honey’s agglutinative nature.

        haha ok i’m done fake arguing.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          “agglutinative” Now you are just bragging.

          1. Leila Avatar

            haha of course I am 😛 my former caption on my blog was “to give an ostentatious display.” I aim just to do that. I’m going to respond to your comment here since I don’t like commenting on my own blog (I hope you don’t mind)

            I think falling in love with your other “self” is more logical than opposites attract (which is obviously a physics law and nothing more). In reality, people don’t consciously know who they really are, so it makes sense that the person they have an affinity (or more specifically a feeling of kinship, or to be attuned to one’s self) with is the person they love. By being with that person, they come closer to self discovery. As Rainer Maria Rilke said, “Who’s not sat tense before his own heart’s curtain?” Which means self-discovery is a matter of trepidation, not of celebration (who, afterall, wants to see their “bad” side?). Being with the person you love attenuates the aforementioned anxiety because you’re given an elucidated idea of identity. Of course that’s just my speculation. I don’t know if that’s how it really turned out with you.

          2. Bearman Avatar

            “I don’t know if that’s how it really turned out with you” Not as philisophical as all that. Just people who aren’t just like me and like what I like and laugh at what I laugh at….get on my nerves after so long.

            Besides…she puts up with my crap.

          3. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

            I am goin’ to have to retreat to the Chanticleer Domicile, and ponder some of these thoughts that are truly not in the venacular of the common laymon. In the vernacular of the common layman, I need to go over to the Rooster Roost (my mancave) and think about all this fancy language.

          4. Bearman Avatar

            Bo I just nod my head and act like I know what it means.

  6. Binky Avatar

    Pooh & Magoo should open a detective agency (who could resist calling up Pooh & Magoo?). They probably wouldn’t solve any cases, but they’d look good bumbling around together.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Maybe they should team up with Nancy Drew. Pooh, magoo, and Drew.

  7. G Avatar

    Oh yeah, see no evil (1600 Pennsylvania Aveue); Hear no evil (1600 Pennsylvania Avenue) and speak no evil (Ummm, terrorists? we don’t have terrorists, we have “enemy combatants” and as such should be tried in a civilian court…yup, you guessed it, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue).

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Maybe I should do one with the President.

      1. G Avatar

        That would be interesting, considering that no one in the media wants to say anything negative about him (present company excepted of course).

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Unless you are not including that media on the radio, blogosphere, or Sean Hannity.

  8. thelamest(dot)com Avatar

    that caption fits perfectly…unlike the panties.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You mean they weren’t supposed to be a thong?

  9. DadaHyena Avatar

    I’ve always been good at the “Mutley laugh”.

    …and if he’s the leader of this group, would that make them the Mutley Crue?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Me too. I didn’t know many people knew who Mutley even was.

      1. Tony McGurk Avatar

        Mutley is awesome!!! I loved him with Dick Dastardly in Wacky Races when I was a kid

        1. DadaHyena Avatar

          That guy’s name was DICK DASTARDLY?!

          Tell me that isn’t the best porn star name ever.

          1. Tony McGurk Avatar

            Dick was a Porn Star??? Gosh I was just a kid & thought he was funny. Maybe Penelope Pitstop wasn’t that innocent either. I couldn’t pronounce Penelope like Pen-e-lopy I pronounced it Pena-lope

          2. Bearman Avatar

            Penelops??? I have no idea who that was.

      2. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

        Laughing like Mutley Now.

      3. Binky Avatar

        I admit it! I actually had forgotten about him. Sorry, Mutley!

  10. Colleen Dick Avatar

    Man I should have gotten in on the Ahmnodt Heare action. I had in mind to draw him as mystery avatar with a silhouette fedora and a big ?? for the face Cuz he is nodt HEARE. But I thought hundreds of people would submit and I probably wasn’t the first to think of that, and well, my life has been a little “interesting” lately too, (but only to me, so I won’t bore you.) So the deadline passed and only two people actually did it. DAMN! But I do have another DUIF all inked and ready to digitize.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      A big what for the face?? Oh…a big question mark. I thought we were playing a game.

    2. Tony McGurk Avatar

      Oh so it’s a screen name as in “I’m not here…
      I didn’t catc on to that, I thought he was just Middle Eastern & it was his real name…

      1. Bearman Avatar

        That’s why we love you Tony..you are quick.

  11. nursemyra Avatar

    That last cartoon is scary….

    1. Tony McGurk Avatar

      That last cartoon is exciting…

      1. Bearman Avatar

        Now you are scary tony..haha

  12. Tony McGurk Avatar

    They are all great. I can relate to the 3rd one. I once put Michelle’s nightie on & walked out into the lounge room to give the kids a laugh when they were young. Unfortunately they told everyone we knew that “Dad wears Mum’s nightie”. Sheesh, can’t have a bit of cross dressing fun in private

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You can…you just decided to make it public..haha

      1. Binky Avatar

        There’s no privacy on the internet at ALL!

        1. Bearman Avatar

          First he was embarassed by the act…now he is embarassed by the admission on the net.

      2. Tony McGurk Avatar

        So you mean other people can see what I write on here too???
        Oops…
        I thought there was some kinda privacy thing. Doesn’t my firewall stop that???

  13. Corve DaCosta Avatar
  14. 25BAR Avatar

    Excellent choice of characters!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I couldn’t think of a deaf cartoon so pooh had to do.

  15. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

    This is good stuff Bearman. I love the caption and the comic both.

  16. MJ Avatar

    Ha, good stuff Bearman. I can always count on the funny here!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Great…now I have to live up to a standard.

  17. Rent Textbooks Avatar

    I totally missed the last comic too, I would die laughing if anyone of my friends did this to their girl or wife.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Just post the results on facebook.

  18. Gruff Guano Avatar

    Sublime drawing skills. You definitely won.

    Although I admit that the other guy that sent in something for the Ahmnodt challenge, also made me laugh.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I think that Dummies entry was better than mine.

  19. Blunt Delivery Avatar

    of course i had to stop by and send hugs and love to my favorite bear out in the Internets.

    cus i’m all about this day and what it represents.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Have your hub2be send you some nice flowers and take you for a big steak dinner.

  20. Jillsy Girl Avatar

    Great job on Ahmnodt and those sexy arm pits!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Thanks on 1 but didn’t draw the pits.

  21. George Avatar

    I love the caption drawing the best! That is hilarious! Good job, Busyman, on the three cartoon characters. You did great on those. I don’t know how you expect me to keep up with your enormous output.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Post more than 2x a week. Oh wait you do.

  22. Mel Avatar

    I can’t believe I got the silver medal in the draw Ahmnodt Heare contest! Simply amazing 🙂

    1. bearman Avatar

      I thought you took the gold.

  23. Arts Web Show Avatar

    Lol, that’s no evil.
    It’s just the entrance to the wine cellar.
    The honey pot appears to be stuck, can’t drink wine if it’s stuck. lol

    1. bearman Avatar

      Wouldn’t that be mead???

  24. lisleman Avatar

    I like the first one and last one. I have no idea of the middle one.
    On the last one – are those regular characters in the strip? I noticed the armpit hair to apparently clue the reader that he is a boy wearing his sister’s underwear. But there are cultures (used to be anyway) where women don’t shave their armpits, so I think the boy should have been drawn a little tougher instead.

    1. bearman Avatar

      Yes…they are regular characters. I think that is his girlfriend..not his wife.

  25. Scott Oglesby Avatar

    This very well may be my favorite cartoon that you’ve ever done Bearman. I love the references and I’ve always had a thing for the ‘evil’ monkeys. Great job!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Evil Monkeys tend to throw poo. Thanks

  26. Frank M Hansen Avatar

    Hilarious. Love the composition and the expression on the girl. Great work.