Editorial Cartoon: Yonni Barrios – Wife and Mistress

This ones for Nobbly.  Seems our friend Yonni Barrios had two women keeping vigil for him as he spent 70 days trapped in a mine in Chile along with 32 other miners.  His wife and his mistress of ten years.  Whoops.

Supposedly his wife did NOT choose to meet him when he got out because he invited her and the mistress.  So this is the “lovely” mistress???

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70 responses to “Editorial Cartoon: Yonni Barrios – Wife and Mistress”

  1. Nate Fakes Avatar

    This would’ve made a great episode of “Cheaters”. Where’s Joey Grecko when you need him?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      haha…another closet Cheaters fan.

      1. Nate Fakes Avatar

        I know. I’m attending weekly group meetings about the problem

  2. timm Avatar
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  3. Mel Avatar

    What a moron! Thank God he was rescued (making sure I don’t leave anything out) 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      He didn’t seem as excited to see his mistress as I thought he would.

  4. CDowd Avatar

    funny cartoon! the real story is just too much!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Definitely. I can’t make this stuff up.

  5. SpilledInkGuy Avatar
    SpilledInkGuy

    Hahaha! Quick! Somebody push Jerry Springer (and a folding chair or two) down that shaft! Let’s ‘interview’ this one up! 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I’m sure there are plenty of people wanting to throw Jerry down a shaft but he is too busy with Baggage.

  6. Lisa Avatar

    “Hola, cabron! Yo quiero mi abagado y todos el dinero, la casa, el coche, y el gato.”

    I sooo wouldn’t want to be that dude right now, and that woman has a lot of nerve clinging to someone else’s hubby on international TV.

    That anchorwoman’s face was priceless!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I love when she says his wife is waiting at home ready to give him a whack.

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  8. Duncanr Avatar

    the phrase ‘between a rock and a hard place’ comes to mind here 😆

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Which one is the mistress?

  9. Jande Avatar

    If I were that guy and something like that was waiting for me to climb out of dangerous hole in the ground, I’d be hollaring the same thing “I’m not coming out!” LOL

    I’ll take a look a the video tomorrow.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Oh, I would come out…but I would need my lawyer and my agent on hand.

  10. Vodka and Ground Beef Avatar

    If I was that dude’s wife, I would respectfully ask that he be saved “last”; then just as they were bringing him up in that little miner capsule, I’d slice the cables.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You are vengeful that way aren’t you?

  11. Chris W. Avatar

    Awww, whatta douche.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Well I think spending 70 days in a smelly dark hole with a bunch of flatulent guys is his karma and I’ll allow him a break this time.

  12. Friggin Loon Avatar

    Imagine, you are just a lowly paid Chilean miner having a little affair on the side and kaboom! The friggin mine caves in and suddenly the media is hanging out your dirty laundry for all the world to see, while you sweat it out in your dirty undies 700m down under. Priceless!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Can you imagine googling your name for the first time after that?

  13. Scott Oglesby Avatar

    I’m surprised the two aren’t best friends by now.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I think that was his point in inviting them both hoping they would get along or start a threesome.

  14. Tony Avatar

    Notice at the 0:42 mark of the video it says at the bottom about 4 men charged over the murder of Michael McGurk. Phew that was close, if they got the wrong McGurk it could’ve been me. I think your rendition of the wife waiting at the mine is probably more true to life than the news report

    1. Bearman Avatar

      As long as McGurk wasn’t the perp.

  15. Arts web show Avatar

    ouch, that’s awkward

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Wait till his mother-in-law gets a hold of him.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          “Oh yeah” What are you the Kool-aid guy? haha

  16. jammer5 Avatar

    his undies are loaded with guilt plus 70 days of streaks.

    1. jammer5 Avatar

      Hey, when did I get a custom avatar? And why does it look like me?

      1. Bearman Avatar

        At least your comments are showing up now.

  17. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

    You captured it perrfect and timely. You have to know what’s going on and work fast too. You did both…again.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Funny you should say that. It keeps pushing something else I wanted to post last week back again.

  18. susi spice Avatar

    bhahahaha i messaged loony at like 630am this morning at the moment they were showing him coming up (whoopps i havent returned ur sms loony, will do now)

    i think the one at the mine was the mistress cause she is younger and i remember seeing photos of the wife and mistress and the wife was much older.

    I agree bearman he didnt look too happy to see the woman that was waiting for him… haha

    hilarious.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Or maybe he was just trying to play it low key in hopes of staying with the wife.

  19. tmcelmurry Avatar
    tmcelmurry

    Yeah you know he was sure hoping only one of them would show up. If he’d reached the surface to find both of them squaring off at him he’d probably had jumped feet first right back down the rescue tube. 🙂

    When I RT’ed your tweet this morning I got it RT’ed again by @yannibarrios (sure it’s a fake twitter account), found it quite funny.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      haha…That is hilarious that someone already took that name.

  20. Stephen Avatar

    And, of course, he’s quite the stud. I’m surprised he only had one mistress (sarcasm off).

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Sadly he went from the mine to possibly being homeless.

  21. jynksie Avatar

    When this appeared on the news, my wife turned to me and said “If anyone other than me ever shows up to your “accidental” burial, believe me, you’ll never make it out!

    …. the part of that sentence I’m more concerned about is how I could possibly be “accidentally buried”! o.O

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Just make sure they tie a string to your toe in the coffin and connect it to a bell on the surface.

  22. home lenders bad credit Avatar

    I hears he actually asked that his mistress meet him and not his wife.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I heard that he wanted BOTH of them but the wife said heck no.

      1. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

        Women tend to be kind of finiky like that.

        1. home lenders bad credit Avatar

          I wouldn’t want to be there if the other was there. I mean I guess he cares for both but that is a big slap in the face for how they met.

          1. Bearman Avatar

            True. The mistress has to show up to keep her man.

  23. Jillsy Avatar

    i expect a follow-up toon to this!!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Now I have to do sequels? Like the new gravatar…it’s like you are Inspector Jill

      1. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

        No Bearman… If she expects something she is not an inspector she would be Expector Jill.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          I was referring to her magnifying lens.

  24. MJ Avatar

    Ha! Would of made for good T.V. if she would of showed up.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Wonder why TMZ didn’t pay her to show up.

  25. Denny DelVecchio Avatar

    been there…done that….

    rolling pins hurt.

    also when she hits you with them after.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Does she at least make a pie afterwards to make you feel better?

  26. Corve DaCosta Avatar

    Come on ladies ..its on big happy family.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Maybe she doesn’t watch Big Love.

  27. bschooled Avatar

    Love it, B!

    I don’t know if it’s because I’m in Canada or what, but every time I watch a repeat of the miners being pulled out, they never show Yonni…

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Maybe because they thought it was Yanni.

  28. Walker Avatar

    Love the name, You’ve got to Hide Your Love Away. Perfect!
    As for the mistress, I guess you never know what one person finds attractive..she doesn’t excite me at all…

    1. Bearman Avatar

      It was a perfect name even though I am not a big Beatles fan. haha

  29. George Avatar

    I think I would try to dig a little deeper to get away from two angry ladies.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Well it looks like only one of them is angry.

  30. bluntdelivery Avatar

    this is precisely why i work in my pajamas.

    nothing good can come of leaving your house.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      What if the house catches fire?

  31. Dr. Cynicism Avatar

    I just love this story. And your cartoon is even better 🙂