Karen Owen Powerpoint: Editorial Cartoon from George Ford

Editorial Cartoon: Duke University Karen Owen Powerpoint

One good turn deserves a comeuppance.  As a thank you (or payback) to my guest cartoon at George Ford’s Addanac City, he has created a guest editorial cartoon for me.

Seems a little coed at Duke University has created another sex scandal at the University.  Little Karen Owen bedded 13 athletes at the university between her sophmore and senior year.  She then decided to turn those exploits into a thesis of sorts in Powerpoint form showcasing pictures and graphs of the sexual aptitude of each of the men.   She titled the presentation “An Education Beyond The Classroom: Excelling In The Realm Of Horizontal Academics” but it has been referred to as the “Fuck List”  Well what started as a joke among a few of her friends has of course spread across the internet.

So now there are rumors flying of both lawsuits and book deals.  What a crazy world.  Hey if anyone wants to pay me for the rights to a book on my lack of sexual exploits in college, I am standing by.

Love how George included his main character Hank as the water boy.  Any other webcomic artists who want to jump into the editorial cartoon realm with a guest cartoon here (when it doesn’t fit what you are doing on your own site), just let me know.

Comments

67 responses to “Karen Owen Powerpoint: Editorial Cartoon from George Ford”

  1. Duncanr Avatar

    I’m waiting for the sequel – a Powerpoint presentation compiled by the 13 athletes, rating Ms Owen’s attractiveness, her attributes, and her performance in bed 😆

    1. Bearman Avatar

      No because that would just be wrong..haha

    2. jynksie Avatar

      Thank god internet arrived on campus shortly after I graduated! o.O

      1. George Avatar

        Me too, Jynksie. When I was in college, internet time cost more than 900-numbers. 🙂

  2. Dr. Cynicism Avatar

    Oh it’s a sad world in which we live. And I’m totally on board with what Duncanr said above!!

  3. Jande Avatar

    Any violation of a person’s privacy is simply that, a violation. Whatever their gender happens to be it’s still a violation. Objectifying people, whether as a “joke” or not, is still dehumanising, not only to the people being objectified, but to the person doing it. I know this kind of thing is part of being human, but it has no place among the humane. Fortunately the people involved are young, and the story will blow over eventually.
    Nevertheless, George, it’s a pretty good cartoon, showing candidly the other side of this kind of “scandal”. Oh! and I think it ironic that she’s been given a book offer. LOL

    1. Bearman Avatar

      As all tend to do…yet when there is a “book deal”, it seems to grow legs.

  4. DadaHyena Avatar

    I learn so much from reading these cartoons (now, as for which webcartoonists show the most bedroom prowess…that’s a study for another day).

    Nice work, George!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I am changing my name to Comic News Network (CNN)

      1. Jande Avatar

        Good one! (sounds familiar already!) ;`)

  5. Friggin Loon Avatar

    Duke you say? Hmm, might want to get me another degree 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      In horizontal athletics?

      1. George Avatar

        Forget going back to school. I need a job. I need a new position and someone to work under. Hubba-hubba! 😀

  6. Scott Oglesby Avatar

    As horrible as this is I think that it’s kind of cool that it’s finally a female doing the screwing. This is exactly what Tucker Max, the scumbag that he is, does on a daily basis. And it doesn’t hurt public opinion (for the girl) that these were all frat boys.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Except for the poor guy that she rated a 1.

  7. George Avatar

    The only guys who are hurt are the ones who didn’t rate well, or had girlfriends or fiancees. The other guys who were single and got excellent scores are probably strutting around like a peacock. Or at the Health Dept. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Or strutting around at the health clinic.

      1. George Avatar

        I knew a guy who would bring to girls that he was naturally studded for their pleasure. 🙂 Eww!

      2. George Avatar

        I knew a guy who would brag to girls that he was naturally studded for their pleasure. 🙂 Eww!

        1. Bearman Avatar

          eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww double ewwwwwwwww

  8. Tony Avatar

    Imagine being known by your full name world wide due to the power of the internet for doing that

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Ron Jeremy doesnt seem to have a problem with it.

  9. Tony Avatar

    She didn’t name me did she???

    1. Bearman Avatar

      She did say there was some older gentlemen who she couldn’t rate b/c he was outside the study age group.

  10. G Avatar

    Love it when my computer hiccups all my info from the WordPress blogs that I follow magically disappears…anyways, bravo for the woman in question.

    Turnabout is fair play, right? I mean when I was but a lad of her age, guys would brag about the sexual prowess of their conquest…er….girlfiend.

    Now the shoe is on the other foot, so to speak. Unless the other person has a shoe fetish…

    1. Bearman Avatar

      True…but it is amazing how people get attention for the dumbest things. So much for working hard to get an education.

      1. Jande Avatar

        More like working hard to fill some cog-slot in the giant work-machine. I don’t call that an education. So no wonder they get up to these kinds of antics.

  11. susi spice Avatar

    well the only ones that need to complain are the ones on the lower end of the report lol

    funny…

    Lisa (OCD girl) put up a link to the full report on friggin loons blog. so funny.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Uh…yeah…so did I if you click my links.

  12. 25BAR Avatar

    this is a fantastic cartoon of all that has transpired.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      George has his way. er i mean ways

  13. MJ Avatar

    Ha,ha,ha, George is jumping in on the editorial cartoonist bandwagon. Funny stuff!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Fair is fair since I dabble in his turf.

  14. Nate Fakes Avatar

    I was surprised to hear that a girl kept a “F Book”. Usually it’s the guys. What a slut! (Okay, that’s mean….I meant whore.)

    Looks great, George!

    1. George Avatar

      Thanks, Nate! Having grown up less than fifty miles away from Duke, I feel I deserve a chance to make fun of all this. 🙂

      1. Bearman Avatar

        I’ve been to Duke’s campus…does that count?

  15. nursemyra Avatar

    Ha! Maybe she just didn’t like Duke’s pointy ears

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You may have a “point”

  16. George Avatar

    I’m very surprised nobody’s made mention of the Laundry sign that says Duke Chute. Look Duke Chute up on Urban Dictionary for an extra sick subliminal laff. 🙂

    1. Jande Avatar

      OMG! I had to go look it up, didn’t I… Gah!

      1. Bearman Avatar

        Still not doing it.

        1. George Avatar

          C’mon, trust me, it’s nasty . I mean, funny. 😀

  17. Bearman Avatar

    I knew you put that in there for a reason. Too scared to look it up. I am surprised no one has mentioned his cod piece.

    1. George Avatar

      Particularly since it has a large ‘D’ emblazoned on it.

  18. SpilledInkGuy Avatar
    SpilledInkGuy

    Hahaha … great work, George!
    AND another yet reason PowerPoint just feels … gross. I wonder if she used the classic ‘boom chicka bow bow’ slide transition of if she mixed things up a bit?!
    🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      On the plus side, at least she didn’t record the actual events.

      1. Jande Avatar

        How do you know that she didn’t? She seems to have perfect enough recall…

        1. Bearman Avatar

          You have a point.

  19. Vodka and Ground Beef Avatar

    Great cartoon!!

    But how do we know the Blue Devil won’t make the second edition?? Good sexploit power points always have a round two, so we’ll see.

    Frankly, I’m sorry I didn’t make the power point either. I thought we shared something special. I guess I should have bought the more expensive champagne.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      There is still hope for both of you. Maybe she will go on to get her masters.

  20. jammer5 Avatar

    Them blue devils. Maybe she should charge for her lessons.

  21. Bearman Avatar

    Lesson One: How to avoid an STD.

    1. George Avatar

      Hold your breath?

  22. home lenders bad credit Avatar

    Nice too funny. I am not surprised she is getting deals and lawsuits. With the reality craze that has been going on for a few years now.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I am waiting for them to start paying me to watch me eat. It really is fascinating.

  23. Arts web show Avatar

    lol. it’s hilarious

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You need to bring your skills over too.

  24. bschooled Avatar

    Haha! I love this!!!

    Though I must admit I can’t stop staring at the “D”…(and not in a good way.)

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Do you have a little blue devil in you?

  25. starlaschat Avatar
    starlaschat

    Funny cartoon. I can imagaine one of the guys seeing his name on the list looking at the graph what a 3 what I can’t believe only a 3 let me try again. I’d like to see the other list the guys rating her.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      haha…that would be great. Can I have a doover?

  26. Sheila Deeth Avatar

    Power points to the internet. And cartoons point back. Cool.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I have no idea what that means but it sounds profound.

  27. Sheila Avatar
    Sheila

    Great post! Very funny cartoon! I find this whole story interesting. Karen Owen has sparked an interesting debate. I like your blog. I stumbled across this blog like I stumbled across yours. I found it interesting in its thoughts on Karen Owen: http://burisonthecouch.wordpress.com/2010/10/18/sexual-revolution-or-media-intrusion/

    I’d love to see more like it. Thanks!