One good turn deserves a comeuppance. As a thank you (or payback) to my guest cartoon at George Ford’s Addanac City, he has created a guest editorial cartoon for me.
Seems a little coed at Duke University has created another sex scandal at the University. Little Karen Owen bedded 13 athletes at the university between her sophmore and senior year. She then decided to turn those exploits into a thesis of sorts in Powerpoint form showcasing pictures and graphs of the sexual aptitude of each of the men. She titled the presentation “An Education Beyond The Classroom: Excelling In The Realm Of Horizontal Academics” but it has been referred to as the “Fuck List” Well what started as a joke among a few of her friends has of course spread across the internet.
So now there are rumors flying of both lawsuits and book deals. What a crazy world. Hey if anyone wants to pay me for the rights to a book on my lack of sexual exploits in college, I am standing by.
Love how George included his main character Hank as the water boy. Any other webcomic artists who want to jump into the editorial cartoon realm with a guest cartoon here (when it doesn’t fit what you are doing on your own site), just let me know.
I’m waiting for the sequel – a Powerpoint presentation compiled by the 13 athletes, rating Ms Owen’s attractiveness, her attributes, and her performance in bed 😆
No because that would just be wrong..haha
Thank god internet arrived on campus shortly after I graduated! o.O
Me too, Jynksie. When I was in college, internet time cost more than 900-numbers. 🙂
Oh it’s a sad world in which we live. And I’m totally on board with what Duncanr said above!!
Any violation of a person’s privacy is simply that, a violation. Whatever their gender happens to be it’s still a violation. Objectifying people, whether as a “joke” or not, is still dehumanising, not only to the people being objectified, but to the person doing it. I know this kind of thing is part of being human, but it has no place among the humane. Fortunately the people involved are young, and the story will blow over eventually.
Nevertheless, George, it’s a pretty good cartoon, showing candidly the other side of this kind of “scandal”. Oh! and I think it ironic that she’s been given a book offer. LOL
As all tend to do…yet when there is a “book deal”, it seems to grow legs.
I learn so much from reading these cartoons (now, as for which webcartoonists show the most bedroom prowess…that’s a study for another day).
Nice work, George!
I am changing my name to Comic News Network (CNN)
Good one! (sounds familiar already!) ;`)
Duke you say? Hmm, might want to get me another degree 🙂
In horizontal athletics?
Forget going back to school. I need a job. I need a new position and someone to work under. Hubba-hubba! 😀
As horrible as this is I think that it’s kind of cool that it’s finally a female doing the screwing. This is exactly what Tucker Max, the scumbag that he is, does on a daily basis. And it doesn’t hurt public opinion (for the girl) that these were all frat boys.
Except for the poor guy that she rated a 1.
The only guys who are hurt are the ones who didn’t rate well, or had girlfriends or fiancees. The other guys who were single and got excellent scores are probably strutting around like a peacock. Or at the Health Dept. 🙂
Or strutting around at the health clinic.
I knew a guy who would bring to girls that he was naturally studded for their pleasure. 🙂 Eww!
I knew a guy who would brag to girls that he was naturally studded for their pleasure. 🙂 Eww!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww double ewwwwwwwww
Imagine being known by your full name world wide due to the power of the internet for doing that
Ron Jeremy doesnt seem to have a problem with it.
She didn’t name me did she???
She did say there was some older gentlemen who she couldn’t rate b/c he was outside the study age group.
Love it when my computer hiccups all my info from the WordPress blogs that I follow magically disappears…anyways, bravo for the woman in question.
Turnabout is fair play, right? I mean when I was but a lad of her age, guys would brag about the sexual prowess of their conquest…er….girlfiend.
Now the shoe is on the other foot, so to speak. Unless the other person has a shoe fetish…
True…but it is amazing how people get attention for the dumbest things. So much for working hard to get an education.
More like working hard to fill some cog-slot in the giant work-machine. I don’t call that an education. So no wonder they get up to these kinds of antics.
well the only ones that need to complain are the ones on the lower end of the report lol
Lisa (OCD girl) put up a link to the full report on friggin loons blog. so funny.
Uh…yeah…so did I if you click my links.
this is a fantastic cartoon of all that has transpired.
George has his way. er i mean ways
Ha,ha,ha, George is jumping in on the editorial cartoonist bandwagon. Funny stuff!
Fair is fair since I dabble in his turf.
I was surprised to hear that a girl kept a “F Book”. Usually it’s the guys. What a slut! (Okay, that’s mean….I meant whore.)
Looks great, George!
Thanks, Nate! Having grown up less than fifty miles away from Duke, I feel I deserve a chance to make fun of all this. 🙂
I’ve been to Duke’s campus…does that count?
Ha! Maybe she just didn’t like Duke’s pointy ears
You may have a “point”
I’m very surprised nobody’s made mention of the Laundry sign that says Duke Chute. Look Duke Chute up on Urban Dictionary for an extra sick subliminal laff. 🙂
OMG! I had to go look it up, didn’t I… Gah!
Still not doing it.
C’mon, trust me, it’s nasty . I mean, funny. 😀
I knew you put that in there for a reason. Too scared to look it up. I am surprised no one has mentioned his cod piece.
Particularly since it has a large ‘D’ emblazoned on it.
Hahaha … great work, George!
AND another yet reason PowerPoint just feels … gross. I wonder if she used the classic ‘boom chicka bow bow’ slide transition of if she mixed things up a bit?!
On the plus side, at least she didn’t record the actual events.
How do you know that she didn’t? She seems to have perfect enough recall…
You have a point.
But how do we know the Blue Devil won’t make the second edition?? Good sexploit power points always have a round two, so we’ll see.
Frankly, I’m sorry I didn’t make the power point either. I thought we shared something special. I guess I should have bought the more expensive champagne.
There is still hope for both of you. Maybe she will go on to get her masters.
Them blue devils. Maybe she should charge for her lessons.
Lesson One: How to avoid an STD.
Hold your breath?
Nice too funny. I am not surprised she is getting deals and lawsuits. With the reality craze that has been going on for a few years now.
I am waiting for them to start paying me to watch me eat. It really is fascinating.
lol. it’s hilarious
You need to bring your skills over too.
Haha! I love this!!!
Though I must admit I can’t stop staring at the “D”…(and not in a good way.)
Do you have a little blue devil in you?
Funny cartoon. I can imagaine one of the guys seeing his name on the list looking at the graph what a 3 what I can’t believe only a 3 let me try again. I’d like to see the other list the guys rating her.
haha…that would be great. Can I have a doover?
Power points to the internet. And cartoons point back. Cool.
I have no idea what that means but it sounds profound.
Great post! Very funny cartoon! I find this whole story interesting. Karen Owen has sparked an interesting debate. I like your blog. I stumbled across this blog like I stumbled across yours. I found it interesting in its thoughts on Karen Owen: http://burisonthecouch.wordpress.com/2010/10/18/sexual-revolution-or-media-intrusion/
I’d love to see more like it. Thanks!