Banana Lover’s Day Cartoon

Bearman Cartoon Banana Lovers Day

Normally a joke this bad would fit under the category of “Rejected Reader’s Digest Cartoons” but today happens to be National Banana Lover’s Day (no Susi NOT what you are thinking).  Interesting though, according to this list of food holidays, I did miss a golden opportunity for a cartoon on August 3 AKA  “Grab Some Nuts Day” 

Oh and if you don’t get the joke in today’s cartoon, please ask a 3rd grader to explain it to you.

To celebrate Banana Lover’s Day, some other cartoonists have done their own take on a Banana Gag.  Check them out and tell ’em who sent you.

Comments

73 responses to “Banana Lover’s Day Cartoon”

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  2. jb Avatar

    Cool a banana split. LOL

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Shh…don’t give it away. ha ha.

      1. susi spice Avatar

        bhahahaha oh i get it!!!!

        and guess what guess what!???? looks like gravatar.com fixed my gravatar!!!!! i can see it on your site!!! 😀 😀
        after i emailed them! bastards

        lol

        1. Bearman Avatar

          See, I told you it was user error.

  3. gallowaygrave Avatar
    gallowaygrave

    Love the imagery, as ever. Are the judges real personalities from USofA? I don’t recognise any of them…

    1. Bearman Avatar

      No I figured it was just one of those band of stoic international competition judges.

  4. Scott Oglesby Avatar

    I like it but then again I’m a sucker for a good banana.

    Wait, banana is code here for hooker right?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I thought I made that clear with my shout out to Susi in the post.

      1. susi spice Avatar

        ohhh it means hooker??? i thought u might have said it because it would mean similar to “liking sausage”…

        haha thanks B man!! looks like i wont be poisoning you with vegemite anytime soon… ie this week at least..hehe

        1. Bearman Avatar

          I don’t know how Scott confuses Banana with Hooker except for the slightly hooked shape but your description was the correct one Susi.

          1. Ron-Yves Avatar

            Maybe Scott once paid a hooker named Chiquita do a split in his hotel room…it’s possible…

          2. susi spice Avatar

            speakin form experience ron? 😛

          3. Bearman Avatar

            With Scott..anything’s possible.

          4. Ron-Yves Avatar

            …and what if I am? Let me live!

  5. Friggin Loon Avatar

    Was the competition on a sundae by any chance ?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That would most Ap-Peel-ing wouldn’t it. Man are you ripe. haha

      1. susi spice Avatar

        omg u guys are on a roll hehe

        u.. Fruitloops?

        no? ishould give up on comedy huh? hehe

        1. Bearman Avatar

          My puns could go on forever if you open it up to the rest of the fruitcakes.

          1. Friggin Loon Avatar

            See all it needed was a few nuts 🙂

  6. Walker Avatar

    Now who do you think would have thought of the banana as anything other than a fruit?
    Shame you couldn’t do a nuts and banana cartoon! Think of the possibilities.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      And why is Grab your Nuts day only once a year. I tend to at least scratch mine daily.

      1. gallowaygrave Avatar
        gallowaygrave

        Scott did a smashing post partly about warm, twisted scrotums.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          I’m sure it wasn’t a stretch.

  7. Samantha Avatar

    Very cute! I love this toon. And it’s not “bad” banana humor. I think the word you’re looking for is ‘corny.’ HAHAHAH

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Corny? That’s a whole ‘nother food group. ha

  8. Jande Avatar

    Berry Punny! “the Pun, or Double Entendre, is both the lowest and the highest form of humour.” Who wudda thunk it? A banana executing a split! ;`) #funny!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      It was this joke or the Knock Knock…banana joke.

  9. Brad Avatar

    Phew! Good thing she didn’t slip!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Another option I had. One guy looking at another wearing bananas on his feet. “What in the heck are you wearing?” “Slippers!!”

  10. Largento Avatar

    I think everyone has already taken all of the banana puns in the comments, so I’ll just say great job!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Oh…I am sure if you monkeyed around with the wording you could find yet another one. Thanks for the idea.

  11. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

    I slid in here late so all the good jokes were already peeled away. Can any one tell me why we have days honoring food anyway?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      It’s a conspiracy by the produce farmers.

      1. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

        When is National Poke Salat day?

        1. Bearman Avatar

          When is what?

          1. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

            Poke Salat is a type of greens that grows wild in the South. It is poison if not cooked righT.

          2. Bearman Avatar

            And here I was thinking you were a terrible speller.

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  13. Arts web show Avatar

    LOL. it’s so bad it genius.
    Great job

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I should put that line on my business cards.

  14. George Avatar

    For some reason, this one of my favorite cartoons of your that contains a good mainstream joke. Nice job, sir! 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Maybe I should switch to 8 year old humor. I think I might have finally found my niche.

      1. Ron-Yves Avatar

        He-Man…Let’s see it Bearman—it’s time to bring that bad-ass bastard back to the limelight…

        I think of He-Man as 8 year old humor because that’s the shiz I was watching when I was 8—that, and Behind The Green Door…

        1. susi spice Avatar

          i liked she-rah.. hehe

          but i he man was cool…by the power of graceskull!

          1. Ron-Yves Avatar

            Screw She-Rah…

            Heeeeeey—that’s not a bad idea eh?

            Some like it hot…

          2. Bearman Avatar

            Is that another Chiquita reference?

        2. Bearman Avatar

          I thought He-man was a take off of Stretch Armstrong. They looked the same to me.

  15. Gruff Guano Avatar

    The judges vote republic.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Really…I thought they would vote Carribean.

  16. Vodka and Ground Beef Avatar

    I feel like the judges were too easy on Molly. I see a few technical problems with her splits. I took adult gymnastics last year at the YMCA, so I’m kind of an expert.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Does YMCA equal Yankoff’s Gentlemens Club for Adults?

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  18. Nate Fakes Avatar

    I would have given the banana a 2. Those judges are rigged.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Ahh…you must be the judge who has been bribed by the orange mafia.

  19. SpilledInkGuy Avatar
    SpilledInkGuy

    I think I just split my sides laughing, Bearman! 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Seriously …you’ve gone bananas

  20. jammer5 Avatar

    And had me a lovely ‘naner split today in celebration. Excellent cartoon, amigo 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I’ll be right back…now I am hungry.

  21. Joenis Avatar

    Bannaner split!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You all really need to quit saying that or I might need to go off my diet.

  22. Jillsy Avatar

    thank you jb for your comment, otherwise I would have had to ask a third grader!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Oh J. So sad.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Somehow I knew it would reference BJs

  23. danineteen Avatar

    Banana SPLIT! HA! Punny 😛

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Your avatar kinda creeps me out with that fisheye lens..haha

  24. DadaHyena Avatar

    Well, I was going to make the ‘a-peeling’ pun, but you beat me to it. I’ll go now.

  25. Rick the Stick Avatar

    Great, now I want icecream… there goes the diet. Even though it’s “bad banana humor” I still LOLed!

  26. Tony Avatar

    I somehow missed this one previously. Great banana split but you forgot the ice cream & chocolate sauce

  27. Tony Avatar

    Just noticed, shouldn’t Molly’s legs be attached lower down. She looks like a transvestite

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Look at you Mr King of Banana Anatomy.