There seems to be a wide range of people who are concerned in the US with the TSA putting Body Scanners in the security lines as another line of defense against terrorism. This article from the Washington Post explains much of it.
I think the above might be an unintended consequence for those men who are “underpacking”.
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68 responses to “Airport Body Scanner Smuggler”
LOL, i wonder if it would have worked as well if the airport scanner lady was a guy…
haha…too true.
i don’t mind being seen naked….lol
These are the extremes we have to take to be safe. WOW
Gotta be bragging huh Corve.
Blahahaha certainly sounds like it 🙂
somebody has a big head…
or two
Ba dum dum
so i thought i should check in and comment but i remember i left one and i found these replies to my initial comment
i really don’t mind – i know people might laugh at the image but safety first. lol
We are laughing b/c you are implying you have a big dong.
AUH HELL, JUST TAPE A HOTDOG TO YOUR LEG AND GET ON THE PLANE………….
That could smell.
They’ve finally invented a wood detector, huh? 🙂
Woody Wooddetector is what they call it.
great one! Brilliant….
Green willies are normally a consequence of nasty infections…
But he feels a green willie is better than a shruken raisen.
which post was it yesterday that I read where the terrorists are also thinking of packing the explosive’s in boobs! when there’s a will, there’s normally a way.
Like in implants?? I don’t think that would work. Women would complain if they were lumpy and uneven.
I’m with Dave – send that man to the hospital
Oh so he can show off there too?
A cucumber? I guess he could explain it as his in-flight snack.
Bringing your own snack on the plane is encouraged. Just as long as he doesn’t offer to share.
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This is a bit of a pickle, I guess. 🙂
Well it aint a Dill, DOH!!
Okay – I can’t top that! 🙂
Thank god he wasn’t Jewish!!!!
Might have clipped the tip for you.
I just hope I don’t have a lumpy head – I’ve seen myself naked, but never bald!
You’ve never been to a phrenologist? I figure they would tell you.
well if i show up at LA airport in a string brazilian bikini… they better not be complaining..
Probably not but then again I am sure it will end up on YouTube and then on the Loon’s site.
As long as he doesn’t have big nuts….because they’re banned ….Nut Free Zone
Good someone pays attention to my old posts.
Maybe he’s just got the Luck of the Irish.
I don’t want to see his Lucky Charms.
Lol, great stuff Bearman!
Thankie.
Those things freak em out.
Me, not ’em’.
You had it right the first time.
I wonder if that thing will ripen up a little before she gets a hold of it…
Unfortunately this kind of dill will get mushy the more you hold it.
Reminds me of the days of Disco when guys would shove socks in their pants. I guess it was a man’s way of competing with the stuff/padded bra.
And you KNOW this is going to happen sooner or later… men…
🙂
When you say “guys”…do you mean Byron???
Lol. I’m sure it’s just for a dinner salad later on.
Well they don’t feed you on the plane.
Reminds me of an old joke.
The punchline is: “I’ll tell you what, the potato goes in front.”
What the hell is this? Jeopardy of Jokes? What was the rest?
Alright, it’s a “North Dakotan” joke, so I hope you’re not from North Dakota.
This Montanan (aka Guy from Montana) was standing out on the beach one day, and there were swarms of girls around him. A nearby North Dakotan (aka Guy from North Dakota) was jealously looking on and wondering why the Montanan was getting all the girls. This went on for a couple of days, when finally the North Dakotan was sick of it, so he approached the Montanan in the bathroom and insisted on knowing what his secret was. “How do you attract all those women?” he demanded. “You don’t have anything I don’t have!”
“Well,” said the Montanan. “I’ll tell you my secret. I put a potato down my shorts.”
The North Dakotan laughed with evil glee, imaging all of the women who would now flock to his potato-clad body, and went home to get a potato. Later that day he came back, but to his surprise the women didn’t want anything to do with him. In fact, the seemed more repulsed than ever (if that was possible). So, angry and alone, the North Dakotan waited in the bathroom until the Montanan showed up to drain his lizard, and then the North Dakotan accosted him for the lie, chastising his lack of integrity. “You are a LIAR!” he declared. “I am just like you. I have the same haircut, I have the same shorts, I have the same footgear, I’m driving the same car, and I even bought cologne that smells like yours. Now I’ve got a potato down my pants, and the women STILL don’t want anything to do with me. WHAT GIVES!?”
“Well,” said the Montanan, “I’ll tell you what, the potato goes in front.”
hahah….HILARIOUS!!!!
The cartoon was fun. The comments… Still smiling.
That’s good…I would hate for you to come here and frown.
i could give a shit about body scanning. and that’s not cus i’m loose and free about people seeing my naked body. rather, i;m not a huge fan of burning alive.
I could just see you getting a job as the TSA agent running that thing… you would be calling people out.
this reminds me of Spinal Tap.
haha…I completely forgot about that until you said that.
The gerkin merkin??
haha…too funny. I almost removed that word from my memory.
i loved the cartoon! creative..i was reading through all these comments just now and i’m so sorry i missed the fun!! bearman you have a great following…
That’s what happens when you take a day off Lynn.
Hey Bearman!!!! Do I get a commission for allowing you to use my x-ray???
Commission. WE thought you were dead.
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I hope I don’t get caught smuggling a pickle…
Sweet or Kosher Dill?
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