Bearman Cartoon: Rabbi Shmuley Boteach New Celebrity Spiritualist
The Beatles started it all when turning to Maharishi Mahesh Yogi for spiritual advice. Then came the Dalai Lama. Next was Scientology and Kabbalah. Now it seems when celebrities find themselves in a moral dilemma (or a rather a publicity crisis) the man to turn to is Kosher Sex author, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach.
Obviously Michael Jackson and now Jon Gosselin are his higher profile devotees but what other celebs have/will turn to the Rabbi to right their moral compass.
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Why was his session taped? Were they both getting paid? What a bunch of crap.
Tape it…sell it to the media. Everyone wins.
Really?, Some might lost it.
Hmm, he wouldn’t get much of a response from Jacko.
No but I think he wrote a book about his dealings with Michael over the years.
ppftt if celebrities want to spend their money on guidance and future telling they can come to me. I have the gift… and from $300 per hour (climing scale used) i could tell them what to do and what the future holds for them…
Lindsay Lohan session with Guru Susispice:
“in your future I see a light…”
“a light?”
“Yes a light..its flickering.. because your electricity is about to cut up because ur so broke”
funny comment susi!
cut off…
Nice one Susi. Nice one Bearman too.
I thought that was her cigarette.
or her flickering fame… bearman, what’s that smirk on your face?
Kosher sex? So that means sex without iodized salt? No pork? Kinda takes all the fun out of it. I remember that time when I had this Vietnamese pig and a shaker of iodized salt, and we . . .
Does Kosher Sex really = No Porking?
Makes one wonder about the whole sausage thing, doesn’t it?
A sausage with no foreskin? Sorry no delicate way to put it
Still can be a Kosher Pickle
Porkin’ with a kosher pickle. A new tradition is born. Will the circle be unbroken.
Your answer is here Jammer
http://www.cafepress.com/wacksack/3445020
I guess wearing the pickled pigs feet wouldn’t be too kosher, huh?
Those glass boxes always look so tempting to break! I mean, come on, they are basically built to be broken AND they provide you with a tiny hammer / implement of destruction!
How many times did you end up in the principals office
I think I broke the record for broken … breakable boxes?!
I love the way he’s just kinda folded up in there just waiting to burst forth to help some troubled celebrity the moment that glass breaks
I wanted to make him more smiley but it took away from his beard.
Do you think he’ll do damage control for cartoonists? I may need his number one day.
Only after you have a hit series or recording. Maybe you should have him sit down with Hank haha
Hey bearman, good chatting last night (was it last night? I can’t remember. I threw away my Julian calendar centuries and centurions ago and now live in a seamless but confusing space time continuum). Anyway, thanks for all your sales presentation ideas. As always, you’re really thinking outside the box. In fact, your idea to “hit potential clients over the head with a box” was my favourite, and the first one I’ll try. It’s an “attention grabber” alright. And while I’m still not sold on your ideas of “setting the building on fire” or “live sex show presentations” I’m willing to try anything once. I’ll let you know how it all turns out.
Here was the plan Alan.
Lay out your presentation. When they hammer and haw, is when you light the fire. In the uproar they will not remember whether or not they said yes or not. You say they said yes and send the product with an invoice.
Great! Good plan! Got it. So, when you say “lay out your presentation” you mean my genitals, right? And then light them on fire… Hmmm… Okay, well, if you say so… I’ll do anything for a sale.
NM…just come with me to San Jose for Pinkerton presentation and I’ll show you what I mean.
ooo alantru and bearman sitting in a tree…k i …
for some reason, seeing him under glass reminds me of Lenin’s tomb!!!
He’s ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIVE!