Tag: fart

  • Sense of Smell as You Age Cartoon

    Sense of Smell as You Age Cartoon

    1-23-15-Losing-Sense-of-Smell-Bearman-Cartoons

    It is a known fact that we can lose our sense of smell as we age.   Especially after age 60, the decline can begin in earnest.   Sometimes your sense of taste can also diminish greatly along with your sense of smell.

    My mother and father in law (neither looking anything like the depiction above) are living proof.  From an early age my MIL’s sense of taste and smell were very limited.  For her that is a curse and a blessing.  For the rest of us, it is simply a curse as she doesn’t know that sometimes she needs to air out the house because of my FIL’s farts.

  • Shark er Shart Week on Discovery

    Shark er Shart Week on Discovery

     

    8 9 13 Bearman Cartoons Shark Week Shart Week

    I have to be honest with today’s cartoon.  I have never been into Shark Week on Discovery Channel.  Sure I have watched some of the programs but after a while they all seem the same.  Yet the ratings each year are great so they keep rolling it in year after year.

    For those who don’t understand what a “Shart” is (as many of my wife’s friends seem not to), it is not quite a shit and not quit a fart..thus shart.  It has also been described as a “wet fart”.    Now in real life if I came across a shark, I would probably full blown crap myself.

    How about you.  Anyone into Shark Week?  Any animal you are more afraid of than others?

  • Ewww that Smell

    Ewww that Smell

    5-15-13-Dialogue-Free-Comic Day Cartoon Car Farts by Bearman Cartoons

    Today’s cartoon is in honor of Dialogue Free Comic Day, which actually is this Friday but I am early because I will be out of town.   Thanks to Noel Curry who started it and has kept it going.

    This represents just another day in the Bearman Household.  The only thing different is that my wife doesn’t know how to use the the window lock.  So typically it is me driving, her releasing an SBD (Silent but Deadly for the uninformed) and waiting with a smirk on her face until the gas cloud wafts over to me.  Of course I begin choking.  My payback is in the winter when I roll her window down to release the fumes and lock it so she has to freeze.   Oh the fun we have in our house.

    Ladies do you fart in front of your significant other?  Men does your woman fart in front of you??   We have friends who don’t fart in front of each other and we personally find that weird, so don’t judge..haha.

    Midway point in the charity challenge and love all the new and old people that continue to step up.  Thanks and keep it coming.

    2013 Bearman Cartoons Charity Challenge

  • I love Kangaroo

    Bearman Cartoon I love KangaroosSo once again today’s cartoon was based in some semblance of truth.  One of my top 3 things we did was visit the Australian Zoo (aka the Steve Irwin Zoo).  Because of liability and stupid people, you don’t have the same level of interaction with animals in the U.S. as you can in Australia.  We literally could enter the pen with the Kangaroos, Wallabies and Koalas.

    Kangaroo-being-fed-Bearman- Koala-Bearman-Cartoons

     

     

     

     

    BUT……………..as cute as they were and typically not being an adventurous eater,  I only hesitated for a moment when I saw Kangaroo on the menu.    Much like Ostrich or Buffalo is in the states, Kangaroo is a very lean meat.  Unlike the other two it didn’t seem as gamey and was quite enjoyable.

    One of the guides said we could minimize green house gases caused by cows by instead moving to a kangaroo diet for our meat.  However, the guide wasn’t entirely correct.  While the majority of methane that cows produce come from their burbs (an affliction that seemingly kangaroos are immune), the roos do fart.   Yet the amount of methane produced by kangaroos is about 1/3 of that produced by cows.   So why aren’t there kangaroo farms cropping up all over the states.  Climate.  According to this article “The meatier breeds do not thrive outside of the Australian climate. They are sensitive to humidity, which means that it’s very difficult to breed them outside of Australia.”

     

  • Glad I didn't go to this School.

    One student suspended for farting on a bus  at one school and another EXPELLED for farting in class.

    See the story here.  I love that part of the URL is “odd stench suspension.