Why Cats are Assholes

Why Cats are Assholes by Bearman CartoonsNot much needs to be added to this cartoon.  Whether you love cats or hate them….they are ASSHOLES.   Why is it that cats can sleep 9 hours of their day on hardwood floors and yet when they have to vomit up a hairball they nonchalantly move over to the carpet, the couch or the bed?


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  1. Deb says:

    I don’t have an answer for that, but totally agree with what you called them.

  2. Tony McGurk says:

    Just one of their many bad traits. This highlights their evilness. Well documented.

  3. Nate Fakes says:

    My cat doesn’t vomit on anything. In fact, she just sleeps and eats. So, no complaints here. However, when I used to have a fish, that thing would crap in the most inappropriate places (like, right in front of me in its tank).

  4. Tim Green says:

    I have three of the furry little assholes in my house and I concur…

  5. Joseph says:

    Yup. That’s why I have no cats! :OP

  6. Jason says:

    People think they’re low maintenance because they use a litter box.

  7. They vomit at the drop of a hat mouse. 😉

  8. Dave says:

    Get rid of the cat and get a baby. 🙂

  9. My cat’s not an asshole but only because he thinks he’s a dog. Greets me at the door, brings toys to my feet to throw, and wrestles with the other two dogs. I think rescuing him from the garbage bag when he was a few weeks old and bringing him into a dog home, confused him forever.

  10. David Hurley says:

    The carpet is a more comfortable place, when you aren’t feeling so well.

  11. Bill Murphy says:

    Ha, ha! Okay, this gave me a good laugh.
    Because it’s 100% accurate. 😉

  12. Cuz I'm Joe says:

    The only thing I would add here is the vomiting takes place at 3 AM after making as much noise as possible

  13. Comedy Plus says:

    Because they are assholes Bearman, that’s why. Bwahahahahahaha. This is so very true.

    Have a fabulous day. 🙂

  14. Rugs are the toilet of cats.

  15. lisleman says:

    Dogs rule – woof woof

  16. Mike says:

    My idiot dog does the same thing. So aggravating. Woke up one morning to the sound of him hurling between my guitar stands. D’oh!

  17. Binky says:

    Cats do this because they know how to annoy their humans.

  18. jynksie says:

    A cat will eat you as you lay there, dead! A dog will lay by your side. … that says it all! [smirk]

    I don’t like cats, I bring animals into my home for attention and affection. If I want to be ignored, I have a spouse for that! [mmeeeOOOOWWWW] [wink]

  19. p.j. says:

    YES! OMG, YES! or on the only white chair in the house.

  20. Julian says:

    Hahaha, so true.

    I’ll hear my cat start to hurl and move him to the kitchen. He’ll still run back to the carpet!

  21. Gruhn says:

    Interesting. I have no cat experience except for a “hunting cat” my parents had for a while after I moved out that kept the mice away but would also kill everything else including my lower half. Therefore, I’m a dog person and my current dog actually jumps into the bathtub when she gets sick. She wasn’t trained to do this but somehow knows it’s easier for us to clean up!

  22. Mark Stokes says:

    They can really get under our skin. And our carpets.

  23. frigginloon says:

    Oh I see, I see, pick on the darn pussy. Sure they are the spawn of satan but they make a great foot warmer. 🙂

  24. Denny Fincke says:

    Until recently I was proud of my 8 year old Tuxedo cat Simone who unlike any other cat i’ve owned never threw up hairballs. Then two months ago she wasn’t eating so I took her to the vet where the xrays showed hair in her digestive track from one end to the other. Two xrays and one enema later ( $300 ) dollars I’m still proud but a little poorer.

  25. George Ford says:

    You captured this puuur-fectly, B! 😀

  26. Tyler says:

    Reason #5012 why I don’t own a cat.

  27. Andro says:

    Yes and my cat likes to kick her tray litter over the edge,
    but that’s the beauty of owning a cat, up at all hours of the
    morning chasing down the scoop and wondering if there
    is a chance of her keeping the litter in the tray for once?

    Luckily it’s only surplus grit out of the
    tray, and nothing that rhymes with it 🙂 lol

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