Music to my Udders

Bearman Cartoons Cow's Milk Production and Music

 

Here is something you probably didn’t know.  Researchers have concluded and farmers have known for years that playing music to cows can increase milk production around 5%.  Now some cows prefer hard rock and some prefer classical, but all cows agree that they won’t produce if Justin Bieber’s music is played.  Ok I made that last part up.

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

    Makes sense to me. Great thing to experiment with. What type of music produces the most milk. Could be a fun thing to do. Okay, I need to get a life. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day and weekend. 🙂

  2. George Ford says:

    I still believe you about Justin Bieber. I don’t think it’s moo-sic to their ears at all.

  3. This is why cows are prone to breakdancing.

  4. Nate Fakes says:

    I heard cows have been known to commit suicide when Bieber is playing.

  5. lisleman says:

    I’ve heard this before. Some people like cow tongue too. I think Miley Cyrus has cow tongue. In fact in some pictures it appears she is still choking on one.

  6. Gruhn says:

    I wonder why that is? That could make for one messy dance floor.

  7. Oh no! Another six-teat cow!!!

  8. David Hurley says:

    And they get up and shake their udders when the techno plays.

  9. Bill Murphy says:

    If it worked for humans I’m sure men would be playing music for their women all the time!

  10. Tony McGurk says:

    You may have made the last part up but I bet it’s true.
    “Music To Lactate To” is now available on I-Tunes
    Those who downloaded this album also bought;
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19wAAyxZhUo#t=56

  11. Bo Lumpkin says:

    I guess if you ain’t real hi-tech you could just sing to them. Of course if I sang to one it would probably give buttermilk. I have heard about the milk from contented cows but with some of the music out there today I’m afraid it would be the milk from demented cows.

  12. Binky says:

    If you play cows chocolate music, do they produce chocolate milk?

  13. benzeknees says:

    Even cows don’t like Justin Bieber!

  14. G.B. Miller says:

    I don’t know. Maybe Justin Beiber (of which my 12 1/2 year daughter despises) was factored into the research.

  15. Why haven’t the folks at Apple picked this one up as a TV advert?! They’re missing out on a sure thing.

  16. Joseph says:

    That’s great! I love classical music, so I’m sure that’s their favorite, too!

  17. Well you didn’t make that up! It’s common sense.
    Two days ago I watched a documentary about production of buffalo mozzarella in Naples and they explained how important music was to their buffaloes. ahah And of course, I didn’t hear any Bieber’s songs.
    I’m sure it’s a true fact.

  18. Mark Stokes says:

    Do you think they play “Little Brown Jugs”?

  19. Dave says:

    Human Fact: Mother’s exposed to their crying baby produce more milk… or something like that.

  20. Do they like remixes?

  21. Mooo-ve over rover, and let bovines take over.

  22. Tom Falco says:

    Cows love Gaga.

  23. I guess if you play them Muzak, the milk just ends up watered down and bland!

  24. Shake it baby! 🙂

  25. frigginloon says:

    In WA they give red wine to cattle to make the meat more tender.

  26. Andro says:

    Happy Tits are Scrumptious Tits I Always Say 😉

  27. Tyler says:

    I wonder what different types of music would do…. What would death metal milk taste like?



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