Happiness is a Clean Wipe


It is the little things in life that they always say should make you happy.   When the urge to poop comes along, and you are finished with your business, nothing is worse than having to use half a roll of toilet paper to get yourself clean.  Happiness is indeed a clean wipe.

I have also made this beauty available as a poster to adorn your bathroom, dorm, or surgical unit.

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  1. George says:

    That is true happiness indeed. I hate those days where it seems like you’re goin’ at it forever and it still looks like somebody left the cap off a tube of chocolate lipstick. There’s just no end to it. I suggest just taking a break, go to work, and get back to business when you get back home. Yeah, priorities…..

  2. Comedy Plus says:

    I can’t argue with this assessment one bit. I agree.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  3. DadaHyena says:

    Hee hee hee! POOPOO! Hee hee hee hee!

  4. Tony McGurk says:

    There’s nothing worse than whe you don’t realise a bit is still hanging & you squash it on your bum as you wipe. Then the saga starts…

  5. Binky says:

    Has this turned into the nude channel?
    Maybe you should change it to bare-toons.

  6. lisleman says:

    seriously? – you think you’ll sell many posters of this?

  7. Friggin Loon says:

    LOL, an epidemic of wet marks on your trousers!!!!

  8. Three-ply quality, Bearman!

  9. jynksie says:

    What I hate, is when you go to wipe, your finger breaks through and suddenly you realize, your violating yourself! [blinks]

  10. Bo Lumpkim says:

    He looks like he could be advertising toothpaste too.

  11. Binky says:

    And just when there’s going to be s shortage of diapers, too.

  12. Got that right. Nothing beats the ‘one and done’ wiping method.

  13. Why yes yes it is lol.

  14. Christina says:

    Yeah, you don’t want to end up like that Charmin bear…

  15. Jim says:

    A toon on the true great social equalizer of us all.

    (Those moist wipes to go with the tp. Now that’s happiness, BTW)

  16. Dr. Cynicism says:

    Oh this isn’t just a little thing… this is a HUGE thing. Maybe the epitome of happiness?

  17. jb says:

    Dude you hit the nail right on the head. love this one.

  18. This is something that people from all walks of like can agree on! Bring on the wipies!

  19. Mark Stokes says:

    Now I can’t get that Surfaris song out of my head!

  20. Red says:

    Is it odd I buy them by the case?

  21. My friend you need yourself one of them Bee Days!

  22. DrFaust says:

    after recently getting back from a holiday to SE Asia, this poster has a little extra meaning to me.

    Tropical heat + poor hygiene plus little to no bog roll = uuuuurrrrgh!

  23. Androgoth says:

    Yes there is nothing worse that a rubbish toilet roll, especially those that are so thin that one’s fingers penetrate the quadruple layers, well no need to be so graphic but who needs it Bearman? 🙁 It’s a stinky posting but we needed the warning so well done my wicked friend 🙂

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