Richie Rich and the 99%

ToonMZ Richie Rich and the 99%

Story by Dan Soto.  Another ToonMZ parody exclusive.  What happens when Richie Rich gets older and fat?  Probably this.

Capitol Hill
Washington, DC

At the behest of key Republican Senators, Richie Rich, the world’s richest kid, flew to Capitol Hill yesterday to testify before the Senate on behalf of the 1%. With his best friend, his dog, Dollar, sitting faithfully beside him, Richie adamantly defended the 1%.

“I made my money the old fashioned way” he exclaimed in his unmistakable high-pitched voice. “I inherited it!” He went on to explain, “These 99%-ers have no idea how hard it was on me growing up with the unlimited amount of money I had at my disposal. I’ve earned the right to be proud of my 1% status. That’s something you 99%-ers will never, ever understand. Right, dollar?”

After the Senate hearing, Richie flew all Senators and staff members to Disney World in Paris for fun, games and dinner with Mickey and Minnie.

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  1. Instead of Richard Rich, I’d call him ‘Dick’.

  2. Andrei Esca says:

    I was so convinced this was true I Googled it.

  3. Bo Lumpkin says:

    I wanna be in the 1%. Is there a category below the 99%? I think I’m slidin’ there fast.

  4. Comedy Plus says:

    The thing is that anyone that inherited all this money would defend having it. If I was in the 1% I’d be smiling all the way to the bank. Just saying, and I’d bet everyone else would too if they were in the 1%.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  5. George says:

    I just wanna live a life where the price of gas has no effect on me whatsoever. If i reach that status, I know I’d have made it. 🙂

  6. DadaHyena says:

    Geez, look how obese Richie has become! He really has become a ‘fatcat’!

  7. Tony McGurk says:

    I am surprised Dollar is still alive. With all that money I’m sure Dick Rich could afford his own gym & a personal trainer.

  8. But I thought at the end of the movie Richie Rich grew a heart. lol

  9. DrFaust says:

    This is great, I’m sure scroog mcDuck would have something to say for the 1%’ers as well! I’d love to see more “where are they now” old cartoon characters, I wonder if casper would be dead…again.

  10. James says:

    I’m glad Mr. Rich has kept his same haircut over the years.

  11. Friggin Loon says:

    I could quite happily marry Dick Rich because within 2 years I would take him to the cleaners and he’d be soon hanging with the 99%ers at Walmart. It’s for the best. I am concerned for his health!

  12. Nate Fakes says:

    What percentage of people are the 1% due to inheritance? That would be interesting to know….

    Also, why do rich people have weird haircuts?

  13. At least that money is recirculating.
    I could use a few more pennies.

  14. I like how Richie gained some weight over the years.

  15. bschooled says:

    This makes me sad…only because as a child, I dreamed of one day becoming “Mrs. Rich”.

  16. Deb says:

    I work for…I’m thinking. Oh yeah, I’m retired.

  17. Tyler says:

    I worked hard to be born in the right family! And to find a bow-tie this big.

  18. starla says:

    That’s funny out googled google. I’d say that’s a compliment. I remember Richie Rich comic books back in the day. Sad I’m old enough to say back in the day. Gee I’d like to go to Paris, but not like that.

  19. Mark Stokes says:

    That’s hee-haw-larious, Bearman! Richie Rich always had it too good! This drawing is a better than the gold bullion in Richie’s smallest piggy bank!

  20. Wait, Disney World in Paris? I thought it was Disney Euro somewhere in France.

  21. 'Trick says:

    The Occupy Richie Rich Residence has begun.

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