Fiber One Eye – Failed Monster Cereal

A challenge was posted recently to draw a Failed Monster Cereal.  This is what I came up with.  My favorite monster cereals are still Frankenberry and Booberry.

What are your favorite Monster cereals?  What would you name a FAILED Monster Cereal?

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  1. MC/Curtis says:

    Jack The Lantern cereal… with orange pumpkin puffs and black licorice balls! Yum!

  2. lisleman says:

    I don’t think Cheerios count so I can’t answer this.

  3. George says:

    I used to have trouble getting girls to nibble one-eyed monsters too. It’s an acquired taste, I presume.

  4. George says:

    And it’s about time you came back to work and delivered us a post. The day’s almost over, Buddy! I thought I was gonna have to come over to Google+ looking for you. 😀

  5. Tony McGurk says:

    Eyeballs cereal, eww gross. I’ve never heard of monster cereal before. Some monsters can be pretty aggressive. Really angry ones could turn into cereal killers

    • Bearman says:

      That is a famous Halloween costume in these parts. Dress up in a cardboard box decorated like a cereal box and carry a large knife. Cereal Killer.

  6. George says:

    I used to love Count Chocula and Frankenberry. I didn’t know I would like BooBerries when I was a kid so i never tried it. I missed out.

    Now what would I name a failed cereal? Hmmm…..howzabout:

    Yucky Charms

    Cinnamon Toes Crunch

    Lice Krispies

    Frosted Mini-Freaks


  7. Bo Lumpkim says:

    I reckon Post Mortem Toasties would be pretty freaky.
    How about Ghost Toasties.
    Some of this Fiber cereal is pretty scary any way to some of us old folks. If I want fiber I’ll chew on a rope.

  8. Comedy Plus says:

    I don’t eat cereal so I haven’t a clue what’s good or what isn’t. I do have oatmeal now and then. I guess that’s cereal. Sort of. I’m with you on the black licorice. That stuff is NASTY.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  9. Friggin Loon says:

    Toe Jam Pop Tarts or
    Freddy Kruger Flakes (shaped like his razor nails, with red and green stripes like his sweater). “You better eat your breakfast children”

  10. Nate Fakes says:

    Wow! You totally have my favorite cereals as well! Boo-Berry has always been a fave, but I can never find it anywhere. Count Chocula is typically missing off the shelves as well. Often, I find myself settling for those damn Lucky Charms

  11. Binky says:

    I liked Frankenberry, Count Chocula, and Booberry. They didn’t have a lot of competition in the monster cereal category, though.

    Fiber One Eye sounds like a real loser.

    • Bearman says:

      No competition

      Fruit Brute
      Yummy Mummy
      Smurf Berry Crunch
      Mud and Bugs
      Addams Family

      • Binky says:

        We didn’t have any of that! Of course I remember Frankenberry et all from its original inception. Things like Smurfs and Ghostbusters were a generation later.

  12. Hmmm… I think if I was that cyclops I’d consider hanging onto one of those eyeballs!
    Now that I think about it… I’ve never even tried a monster cereal.

  13. Mark Stokes says:

    I’m right there with you guys on the licorice! YUCK. Hardest cereal known to man? Captain Crunch. Even in milk, they can tear the lining off the roof of your mouth! Tastes good, though…

  14. Jande says:

    Karbuncle Krispies

    Warties! Breakfast of …uh EYGORES!

    Slimeberry Sweetkakes

    Furball Growlers

    Jeez! This is hard work! lol

  15. MJ says:

    I remember Freakies! Ha,ha,ha!

  16. Jb says:

    I don’t know. Looks see worthy to me.

  17. Scholar Mel says:

    Frankenberry and Booberry! You spoiled little brat 😉

    All my mom would ever buy me is Count Chocula. 🙁

  18. Do they still sell Boo Berry? That was my favorite as well. my Brother always love Count ChoKula

  19. Jay says:

    Hmm… fail monster cereals? Let’s see what I can do.

    Medusa’s Pebbles
    Werewolf’s Fleas and Ticks
    Tooth-Fairy’s Flavorless Flakes
    Cannibal Crunch
    Sweet Demon Oats
    Abusive Step-Dad’s Crunch (better finish the whole bowl)

    All kidding aside, Captain Crunch or Smacks > all. Not really monsters, but they taste awesome. Where’d you get the challenge? I want in on the fun! ^^

    • Bearman says:

      First you need to find me on Google Plus and then I can lead you to the promised land. It is similar to the Tuesday sketch that some people do on twitter but I am never around on Tuesdays (usually) to take part. This happens every week day so I try to get in one a week.

      You can also see about the challenges

  20. James says:

    It’s about time someone showed that monsters can eat healthy too. Or makes us healthy.

  21. MC/Curtis says:

    Ha! I am SO drawing Jack The Lantern cereal.

    I think Cookie Crisp might have a werewolf now.

    I never ate cereal. As a kid I drank milk up to the age of three and after that it made me projectile vomit. To this day the smell of milk still makes me gag. So aside from occasional dry cereal as like a snack food, I don’t know cereal.

    Honey comb is good.

    Now they have soy and almond milk, but regardless of that I think it’s too late for me.

  22. hen weekend says:

    One eye cartoon is very nice.thanks for sharing this good blog..

  23. Lynn says:

    I’m not very creative so “Bear Naked Crunch Balls” is all I could come up with. What? Bear Naked is an actual cereal- look it up if you don’t believe it. I dare ya! 🙂

  24. DadaHyena says:

    Polyphemus does not belong on a cereal box.

  25. Justin says:

    Snap, Crackle, and Pop brand breakfast ligaments. They even stay crunchy in milk!

  26. Shark-flakes is the best cereal 😀

  27. Cinnamon Creature Crunchies
    Swamp Monster Swirlies
    Zombie Nombies
    Death Eater Delectables…for the Harry Potter fans

  28. Jande says:

    Gosh you guys must be really young! I’ve never even heard of half those real breakfast cereals. I had to do an online search to check if they were real. lol

  29. bahahahahah.

    love it. i actually do eat fiber one cereal.

    i didn’t really have a fav monster cereal although i love me some Booberry.

    I gotta go with frosted flakes or cocoa puffs!

  30. planetross says:

    I liked “Count Chocula” as a kid.
    I wasn’t really into monster cereal; I was more into monster bowls of cereal!

    Failed Monster Cereal: “Living Undead Cereal” with your daily dose vitamin “Zom-B”.

  31. Very funny. Funny take and to the point.

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