Rapture final letter

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  1. Friggin Loon says:

    Seriously, I’m first to comment. Sheez, am I the only one here? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  2. Duncanr says:

    I’m here too, loon – guess God didn’t think either of us was good enough for his company πŸ™

  3. CDowd says:

    Hmmm, me thinks the correct answer is “B”. Yeas, definitely B.

  4. lisleman says:

    God I hope (that’s good way to start a pray right?) there is much more up in heaven than singing, clouds and angels.
    There have been some that think dancing is not heavenly. Also alcohol doesn’t get mentioned. Flying is fun but after a few centuries of it, I might want to go for a swim. I wonder if the bible writers had enough imagination.

  5. You’re fading in and o…
    Can you hear me now?

  6. bschooled says:

    I vote B. Only because I’m an optimist.

  7. Duncanr says:

    Hey, loon – so God doesn’t think we’re good enough to be lifted up to heaven, eh? πŸ™

    Well, sod that !!!

    I’ve got a plan – we’ll make our own way there πŸ˜†


    P.S. since I’m supplying the transport, seems only fair that you supply the wine and dorritos πŸ˜†

  8. Jillsy Girl says:

    I could say something, but I won’t. πŸ˜‰

  9. Tony McGurk says:

    We’re a day ahead of you here in Australia, Drats only 151 days of internet access left for me…

  10. George says:

    I guess I made it too. Unless we’re part of the unchosen. Regardless, it appears I’m left in good company, cuz I’d probably be real peeved if you guys made it and I didn’t. Yeah, it’s called petty jealousy. It’s the reason I got left behind, I guess. πŸ˜€

  11. Friggin Loon says:

    Hold your horses people, there has been a slight hiccup on the whole “end of the world” thingy. Seems Camping was a little off on his calculations…it’s the 26 of May. He didn’t calculate a week of scoffing πŸ™


  12. Bearman says:

    I think the last line is the best where the guy says he has the mayan date wrong

  13. I still haven’t been Raptured. I called all my friends to see if any of them had been taken, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized none of my friends were likely candidates for Rapturing.

  14. Dave Hambidge says:

    Shucks, I missed the cut as well, no great surprise there then…

  15. G says:

    I like this. A very kewl cartoon and summation of the faux pas of the year.

    But being a sinner is still the way to go, eh? πŸ˜€

  16. Bo Lumpkin says:

    It didn’t happen. I’m still here and I have reservations. They are not dated and no one knows when the trip will be. That’s why I am ready to go at any time.

    • Bearman says:

      Just make sure you don’t do anything that might get that reservation cancelled. And if you get there first…save me a seat.

      • Bo Lumpkin says:

        The reservation was a gift… I didn’t do anything to deserve it so I can’t do anything to underserve it. It’s called grace and I’ll save you a seat. I’ll probably get there way before you do. I ain’t so sure about all this makin’ saints out of people but it sure would be cool to be the Patron Saint of Cartoonists.

  17. jynksie says:

    Oh, rapture happened for me this weekend…. twice! *smirk* o.O

  18. Well done. Love your approach on this. Very funny stuff.

  19. I really want to see what he has to say now that it hasn’t come. I really feel bad for the poor saps who sold everything.

    • Bearman says:

      He is going to be in hiding for at least a month. Make people think he was the only worthy one.

    • Bo Lumpkin says:

      I don’t feel sorry for them as I should maybe. If I knew I was goin’ I would try to pay my debts before hand and get things in order.

      • I would get my things in order as well. But I do believe he will be in hiding as bearman said. Its kinda sad that someone can get so caught up in something like that. You would think with his so called days left he would have some sort of fun instead of making a lunny of himself.

        • Bearman says:

          What amazes me is all the people who stopped paying their bills and ran up their credit cards. As if screwing other people out of money would still get you a pass into heaven.

  20. DadaHyena says:

    The dinosaurs were wiped out by a similar cataclysmic event, which I guess we can call the “velocirapture”.

    Wonk wonk!

  21. jammer5 says:

    WTF ever happened to the all important cop-out, D, all of the above? Not being rapturized demands the use of more cho . . . . . .

  22. Sheila Deeth says:

    Not raptured. Not even enraptured by the weather. Wish the rain would stop.

    I rather like DadaHyena’s velocirapture though. Will be wary outside just in case they got raptured to here.

  23. alecho says:

    Howdy! New and unraptured to leave a message here! btw, good work with the charity work! πŸ™‚

  24. Corve says:

    These people bring down christianity each time with their interpretation of the BIBLE.

    • Bo Lumpkin says:

      They do make us look bad. I guess the best we can hope for is to live our lives in such a way that people will see that we are different in a good way.

      • Bearman says:

        Unless you are one who likes to fault any religion and lump all religious into the mix when someone does something stupid in its name.

  25. There was a rapture? I thought Blondie did that back in the early 80’s. I guess everything makes a comeback… πŸ˜‰

  26. Nate Fakes says:

    I’m still trying to figure out if the rapture happened or not? I haven’t seen my mailman in awhile.

  27. This later is so sweet with good theme.I am totally agree with this well sharing.

  28. bearman.

    how can i possibly put in a good word for you after all the crap you’ve pulled?

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