Normally a joke this bad would fit under the category of “Rejected Reader’s Digest Cartoons” but today happens to be National Banana Lover’s Day (no Susi NOT what you are thinking). Interesting though, according to this list of food holidays, I did miss a golden opportunity for a cartoon on August 3 AKA “Grab Some Nuts Day”
Oh and if you don’t get the joke in today’s cartoon, please ask a 3rd grader to explain it to you.
To celebrate Banana Lover’s Day, some other cartoonists have done their own take on a Banana Gag. Check them out and tell ’em who sent you.
Cool a banana split. LOL
Shh…don’t give it away. ha ha.
bhahahaha oh i get it!!!!
and guess what guess what!???? looks like gravatar.com fixed my gravatar!!!!! i can see it on your site!!! 😀 😀
after i emailed them! bastards
See, I told you it was user error.
Love the imagery, as ever. Are the judges real personalities from USofA? I don’t recognise any of them…
No I figured it was just one of those band of stoic international competition judges.
I like it but then again I’m a sucker for a good banana.
Wait, banana is code here for hooker right?
I thought I made that clear with my shout out to Susi in the post.
ohhh it means hooker??? i thought u might have said it because it would mean similar to “liking sausage”…
haha thanks B man!! looks like i wont be poisoning you with vegemite anytime soon… ie this week at least..hehe
I don’t know how Scott confuses Banana with Hooker except for the slightly hooked shape but your description was the correct one Susi.
Maybe Scott once paid a hooker named Chiquita do a split in his hotel room…it’s possible…
speakin form experience ron? 😛
With Scott..anything’s possible.
…and what if I am? Let me live!
Was the competition on a sundae by any chance ?
That would most Ap-Peel-ing wouldn’t it. Man are you ripe. haha
omg u guys are on a roll hehe
no? ishould give up on comedy huh? hehe
My puns could go on forever if you open it up to the rest of the fruitcakes.
See all it needed was a few nuts 🙂
Now who do you think would have thought of the banana as anything other than a fruit?
Shame you couldn’t do a nuts and banana cartoon! Think of the possibilities.
And why is Grab your Nuts day only once a year. I tend to at least scratch mine daily.
Scott did a smashing post partly about warm, twisted scrotums.
I’m sure it wasn’t a stretch.
Very cute! I love this toon. And it’s not “bad” banana humor. I think the word you’re looking for is ‘corny.’ HAHAHAH
Corny? That’s a whole ‘nother food group. ha
Berry Punny! “the Pun, or Double Entendre, is both the lowest and the highest form of humour.” Who wudda thunk it? A banana executing a split! ;`) #funny!
It was this joke or the Knock Knock…banana joke.
Phew! Good thing she didn’t slip!
Another option I had. One guy looking at another wearing bananas on his feet. “What in the heck are you wearing?” “Slippers!!”
I think everyone has already taken all of the banana puns in the comments, so I’ll just say great job!
Oh…I am sure if you monkeyed around with the wording you could find yet another one. Thanks for the idea.
I slid in here late so all the good jokes were already peeled away. Can any one tell me why we have days honoring food anyway?
It’s a conspiracy by the produce farmers.
When is National Poke Salat day?
When is what?
Poke Salat is a type of greens that grows wild in the South. It is poison if not cooked righT.
And here I was thinking you were a terrible speller.
LOL. it’s so bad it genius.
I should put that line on my business cards.
For some reason, this one of my favorite cartoons of your that contains a good mainstream joke. Nice job, sir! 🙂
Maybe I should switch to 8 year old humor. I think I might have finally found my niche.
He-Man…Let’s see it Bearman—it’s time to bring that bad-ass bastard back to the limelight…
I think of He-Man as 8 year old humor because that’s the shiz I was watching when I was 8—that, and Behind The Green Door…
i liked she-rah.. hehe
but i he man was cool…by the power of graceskull!
Heeeeeey—that’s not a bad idea eh?
Some like it hot…
Is that another Chiquita reference?
I thought He-man was a take off of Stretch Armstrong. They looked the same to me.
The judges vote republic.
Really…I thought they would vote Carribean.
I feel like the judges were too easy on Molly. I see a few technical problems with her splits. I took adult gymnastics last year at the YMCA, so I’m kind of an expert.
Does YMCA equal Yankoff’s Gentlemens Club for Adults?
I would have given the banana a 2. Those judges are rigged.
Ahh…you must be the judge who has been bribed by the orange mafia.
I think I just split my sides laughing, Bearman! 🙂
Seriously …you’ve gone bananas
And had me a lovely ‘naner split today in celebration. Excellent cartoon, amigo 🙂
I’ll be right back…now I am hungry.
You all really need to quit saying that or I might need to go off my diet.
thank you jb for your comment, otherwise I would have had to ask a third grader!
Oh J. So sad.
I’m very fond of bananas
Somehow I knew it would reference BJs
Banana SPLIT! HA! Punny 😛
Your avatar kinda creeps me out with that fisheye lens..haha
Well, I was going to make the ‘a-peeling’ pun, but you beat me to it. I’ll go now.
Great, now I want icecream… there goes the diet. Even though it’s “bad banana humor” I still LOLed!
I somehow missed this one previously. Great banana split but you forgot the ice cream & chocolate sauce
Just noticed, shouldn’t Molly’s legs be attached lower down. She looks like a transvestite
Look at you Mr King of Banana Anatomy.