Airport Body Scanner Smuggler

2 7 10 Bearman Cartoon Airport Body Scanner

There seems to be a wide range of people who are concerned in the US with the TSA putting Body Scanners in the security lines as another line of defense against terrorism.ย  This article from the Washington Post explains much of it.

I think the above might be an unintended consequence for those men who are “underpacking”.

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  1. Praveen Sawh says:

    LOL, i wonder if it would have worked as well if the airport scanner lady was a guy…

  2. i don’t mind being seen naked….lol
    These are the extremes we have to take to be safe. WOW


  4. George says:

    They’ve finally invented a wood detector, huh? ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. Green willies are normally a consequence of nasty infections…

  6. yorksnbeans says:

    which post was it yesterday that I read where the terrorists are also thinking of packing the explosive’s in boobs! when there’s a will, there’s normally a way.

  7. nursemyra says:

    I’m with Dave – send that man to the hospital

  8. Donald Mills says:

    A cucumber? I guess he could explain it as his in-flight snack.

  9. spilledinkguy says:

    This is a bit of a pickle, I guess. ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. frigginloon says:

    Thank god he wasn’t Jewish!!!!

  11. tattytiara says:

    I just hope I don’t have a lumpy head – I’ve seen myself naked, but never bald!

  12. Susi Spice says:

    well if i show up at LA airport in a string brazilian bikini… they better not be complaining..

  13. frigginloon says:

    As long as he doesn’t have big nuts….because they’re banned ….Nut Free Zone

  14. MJ says:

    Maybe he’s just got the Luck of the Irish.

  15. Brogan says:

    Lol, great stuff Bearman!

  16. ben3po says:

    Those things freak em out.

  17. I wonder if that thing will ripen up a little before she gets a hold of it…

  18. Byron says:

    Reminds me of the days of Disco when guys would shove socks in their pants. I guess it was a man’s way of competing with the stuff/padded bra.

    And you KNOW this is going to happen sooner or later… men…

  19. Nate Fakes says:

    Lol. I’m sure it’s just for a dinner salad later on.

  20. writerdood says:

    Reminds me of an old joke.
    The punchline is: “I’ll tell you what, the potato goes in front.”

    • What the hell is this? Jeopardy of Jokes? What was the rest?

      • writerdood says:

        Alright, it’s a “North Dakotan” joke, so I hope you’re not from North Dakota.

        This Montanan (aka Guy from Montana) was standing out on the beach one day, and there were swarms of girls around him. A nearby North Dakotan (aka Guy from North Dakota) was jealously looking on and wondering why the Montanan was getting all the girls. This went on for a couple of days, when finally the North Dakotan was sick of it, so he approached the Montanan in the bathroom and insisted on knowing what his secret was. “How do you attract all those women?” he demanded. “You don’t have anything I don’t have!”

        “Well,” said the Montanan. “I’ll tell you my secret. I put a potato down my shorts.”

        The North Dakotan laughed with evil glee, imaging all of the women who would now flock to his potato-clad body, and went home to get a potato. Later that day he came back, but to his surprise the women didn’t want anything to do with him. In fact, the seemed more repulsed than ever (if that was possible). So, angry and alone, the North Dakotan waited in the bathroom until the Montanan showed up to drain his lizard, and then the North Dakotan accosted him for the lie, chastising his lack of integrity. “You are a LIAR!” he declared. “I am just like you. I have the same haircut, I have the same shorts, I have the same footgear, I’m driving the same car, and I even bought cologne that smells like yours. Now I’ve got a potato down my pants, and the women STILL don’t want anything to do with me. WHAT GIVES!?”

        “Well,” said the Montanan, “Iโ€™ll tell you what, the potato goes in front.โ€

  21. Sheila Deeth says:

    The cartoon was fun. The comments… Still smiling.

  22. i could give a shit about body scanning. and that’s not cus i’m loose and free about people seeing my naked body. rather, i;m not a huge fan of burning alive.

  23. John K says:

    this reminds me of Spinal Tap.

  24. The gerkin merkin??

  25. Lynn says:

    i loved the cartoon! creative..i was reading through all these comments just now and i’m so sorry i missed the fun!! bearman you have a great following…

  26. Tony says:

    Hey Bearman!!!! Do I get a commission for allowing you to use my x-ray???

  27. Tony says:

    I hope I don’t get caught smuggling a pickle…


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