When you join a new gym, they will entice you with a bunch of group classes. There is one called Boot Camp. Word to the wise, it has nothing to do with learning how to prepare your wardrobe for the upcoming winter.
I am in so much pain, it hurts to type.
Just like ‘Spinning’ has nothing to do with taking shots of whiskey and watching the room spin
Good to know Nate. Checking that off my list as well.
More like ;(
Blahahhha suffer in your jocks. When the eyelids start hurting you are in BIG trouble!
My eyes hurt from staring at my fat ass in all those mirrors…does that count?
Ah you have fat bloggers ass syndrome too 🙁 . I have to resort to Jacobs Ladder three times a week. They are these evil 441 stairs up the side of this hill. The stairs are at a 45 degree angle making it a bitch to climb. Each visit requires me to go up and down them 9 times just to keep the butt from exploding. It also gives me my weekly dose of sunlight 🙂
Actually to be honest, I have a pretty butt.
Maybe you should remove the boot, Bearman…
True…I should go to camp. Swimming, Canoeing, Lanyard Making.
I can’t take that kinf of Torture!
Thoses classes rate right up there with Water Boarding!
At least with Waterboarding I can sit down.
feel the burn!
What good is exercising like that if you can’t move for 3 days?
If it’s called Boot Camp and it’s not the name of a new shoe store, it can’t be good.
Where were u with that sage advice YESTERDAY!
I was at Fat Camp. Can you believe that their intentions are not for you to GAIN weight? Go figure.
How come the kids in the brochure are laughing?
Will it make you tough as an old boot?
That’s the promise. The reality I am like jello.
It must be a good sign that you haven’t been voted out of the gym yet … and a one, and a two! 🙂
Are we speaking from experience?
Nope … I always lie to the staff/trainers and form all kinds of alliances to keep my scrawny guns safe from elimination! 🙂
Two words: Couch camp.
Tried that but then I decided I want to live past 50
There will be death panels soon, so it wont matter anyway.
So… Can you pick up a phone?
Only with advanced notice, I can have someone put it by the couch and all I have to do is painfully press one button to answer via speakerphone.
Whenever I hear of Gyms offering Boot Camp I remember my Navy recruit training days. Oh the pain, the pain…
I am with Jammer, couch camp sounds real good
Thank you for your service to your country Tony…that is unless you were planning to fight us, then forget it.
I had no say in that, it is up to the politicians. But I figure you guys have nuclear weapons & we don’t. We’ll leave the USA alone
bearman, no pain no gain ring a bell? (smile) hope your aches are better…