Tag: Cartoons

  • Grim Reaper’s Fortune

    Grim Reaper’s Fortune

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    The Grim Reaper has been a busy entity in 2016 with all the celebrity deaths.  Dan Soto sent me this idea on Facebook so I ran with it.  I can only imagine the Grim Reaper being happy about this fortune in his fortune cookie.

  • Underwater Glue

    Underwater Glue

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    Sure people have made an underwater glue before but scientists at MIT have engineered proteins based on those found on mussels and barnacles (you know that crap that sticks to ships) to create a super glue that can stick to pretty much anything.  This has the potential for things as vast as underwater ship repair and surgical adhesion.

    Now for the most part animal based glue products including horses have gone away as more synthetic glues have become more prevalent.  That did not stop the following conversation with my wife the other day.

    Mrs. Bearman: Oh look there is some roadkill.  Guess that keeps Gorilla Glue in business. (Gorilla Glue is headquartered near our house)

    Bearman: What???

    Mrs. Bearman: They use roadkill in their glue.

    Bearman: WHAT??  Where the hell did you hear that?

    Mrs. Bearman:  I don’t know someone told me that.

    Bearman:  It probably was a bad game of telephone where someone joked about Gorilla Glue being made from real Gorilla and ultimately it gets turned into Gorilla Glue is made from roadkill.  Oh yeah.  I forgot, I saw the Gorilla Glue roadkill truck on patrol the other day.

    Mrs. Bearman: Ok it does sound stupid now that you say it.

     

  • Fidel Castro and Monopoly

    Fidel Castro and Monopoly

    Bearman Cartoons Fidel Castro Destroys Monopoly BoardsFun fact cartoon for the day.  Did you know that Fidel Castro wanted to remove any signs of Capitalism when he took power of Cuba?   So one of the first things he did was order all Monopoly Boards destroyed.   In pretty much all communist countries even today, you would be hard pressed to find a Monopoly game anywhere.

     

  • The Most Interesting Smurf in the World

    The Most Interesting Smurf in the World

    The Most INteresting Man in the World is a Smurf Bearman Cartoons

    If you asked me if I was starting out doing a parody mash up of Dos Equis Beer’s “Most Interesting Man in the World” and Papa Smurf, the answer is no.  Just as I started drawing the famous ad man’s face I noticed his resemblance to the old blue guy.

    By the way if you notice some strange things with my site the next week, I am trying to update a few things.   Hopefully all will be complete by next week.

  • Customer Service 5 Star Rating Cartoon

    Customer Service 5 Star Rating Cartoon

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    Gallup is in the news recently for issues surrounding their polling processes used during the election where they predicted a 1 point lead for Romney.  Interesting my beef is not only with Gallup but any company that is involved with corporate polling to survey customer experience at retail establishments (banks, car dealers, etc).

    You have all seen the signs:  “Strive for Five”, “Gimme 5”, or “High 5”.  I recently saw the strive for five sign at my local Kroger and reminded me of the incident above.   Of course I took artistic and creative license with it but the scenario was similar.   I went in for the second time for the same issue, had to wait longer than they told me to get my car and at the end the service manager practically begged me to give them fives.  He claimed they never got less than a 5 rating.  Thus is my problem with the way customer experience is tracked.

    As someone who is familiar with statistics and employee engagement, I find it embarrassing that so many companies rely on quantitative data only.   It is great that they get a five in different areas, but why?   I have a friend whose company started using this as a way to track their engagement because they felt the higher the engagement with customers, the better their sales results.    Which I agree with.   Low performing locations saw their sales increase as their customer service scores did.  Most  likely, they weren’t doing what they should have been in the first place.  So that is good.  However, locations that were high performing could have passing or failing customer engagement scores from month to month.   There was nothing being tracked to say WHY the customers rated lower.

    When I asked his opinion he said it was because the rating scale was outrageous.   Think about your own experiences recently at a restaurant, a store, etc.   On a five point scale, what would you rate it?   Normally if the service was good  I would give a four.  I tend to reserve fives for those that really “wow” me.   However, in some industries a 4.6 score is considered a failure.   REALLY?   You know how you get to a 4.6.  Ask ten customers to rate your company and have four of the ten give you a four rating and the rest give you a five.  Or have nine customers give you a five rating and one person who either had a bad experience or a chip on their shoulder give you a one.  Without additional information saying why you got the score you did, it is difficult to replicate the good behavior or check the bad.

    So why is the failing grade so high?   Because companies like in my example above have learned to manipulate your behavior rather than improving their customer service.   Now instead of a four, I am shamed into giving them a five.  When you are face to face with a person asking you to give them a five, you feel an obligation not to be the one person that kept them from getting a raise or other compensation.   So you give them a five.   OR, in my case when the service is less than ideal, I might do you a favor and not answer the phone when your company calls to rate your service.  All that skews the data even higher.

    So the top brass can brag about their high scores, but nothing really ever changes for the customer experience.   There are three questions that I learned in the beginning of my career that works well in both performance reviews and customer engagement.

    1. What would you like X to start doing?
    2. What would you like X to stop doing?
    3. What would you like X to continue doing?

    Those three questions will get you stronger information than quantitative data alone ever will.

    BTW, if any company that does this feels I am wrong in my analysis, I would love to talk to you about how your methodology works differently than described.

  • Matzah Balls Tshirt

    I got your Matzah Balls right here

    Long time readers might recognize the design for “I Got Your Matzah Balls Right Here” because I posted it last year and asked if I should put it on a tshirt.  Well guess what.  I forgot to do it until now.  Available on WackSack.com (I really need to rebrand all that to beartoons but obviously I am lazy).

    So run out and get this Passover friendly shirt to show the world you are not happy to forego unleavened bread during the seder.  Oh and if you aren’t Jewish…well show some attitude anyway.

    Also for those who prefer posts via email you will be happy to know I now have an email subscription thingy on the right thanks to Tony.  Also if you want updates on when I reply to your comments that button is now available too.

  • Internet Dating Sucks – Cartoons II

    Dating a Clown by Bearman Cartoons

     

    Internet Dating Complaints by Bearman Cartoons

    As promised, here is part 2 of drawings I did about 7 years ago for a book I never published called “Internet Dating Sucks”. For more on the backstory and to see part one of the images, click here.

  • Bob Ross & Daryll Collins Mash Up

    My friend and former Cincinnati illustrator Daryll Collins has finally decided to start a blog at CartoonSuccotash.com.  And he has started off strong by mixing the iconic landscapes of Bob Ross with his own cartoons.  For those not familiar with Bob, he had a show on public television for years where he taught people how to oil paint landscapes in about 10 minutes.  In fact I have one of his follower’s works hanging in my house (thanks mother in law).

    If you get a chance go give Daryll some love and encouragement.  We want more.

  • Internet Dating Sucks – Cartoons

    Internet Dating Sucks PsychoInternet Dating Sucks Let's Play House Back in 2003, I put was putting together a how-to-NOT book on Internet Dating.  So I drew some gag panels to go with the book.  I think you will notice a difference in my style then versus now.  My wife and a few family members were the only ones ever to buy copies before I yanked it down off the internet.  

    Before I met my wife, I went on my fair share of dates and learned that believe it or not women are a bunch of liars. Ok to be fair, most of my female friends say the same thing about the men online.  Whether lying about employment, size, age, or simply putting up pictures that aren’t even you, there are quit a few nut jobs out there that think the rest of us are too stupid to figure it out once we meet you.

    I have a bunch of horror stories and more pics if people are interested.  Any dating horror stories out there?  Oh and since I know someone will ask, my wife and I did NOT meet on the internet.  Probably plays into why, while she loves my cartoons, could care less about my site.

  • Webcomics: What’s Cooking II

    Monkey Bread Recipe from Bearman Cartoons

    So back in October I spoke about a project called Webcomics: What’s Cooking.    In it I told you

    …long time Beartoons supporter Byron Wilkins of 1977 the Comic has teamed up with Kurt Sasso of TGT Webcomics  for a cause near to my heart – Fighting Hunger.  They have collected food related cartoons and recipes from various artists and are in the process of putting them together a cookbook collection.   The proceeds of the book will support Food Banks in the United States and Canada.

    I am not in the book but I promised those who asked that I would publish my recipe once the book was in print.  My Monkey Bread Recipe is the best you will find out there.  Some people call it “Pull Apart Cake” but Monkey Bread has a better ring to it.

    Anyway, I got my copy this past week and love it.  Regulars here including George Ford (Addanac City) and Dr. Carlo Jose San Juan (Callous Comics) are in there with great entries. 

    But I have to say the two that made me laugh the most was Dave Reddick of Legend of Bill and our own Aidan Casserly of Scapula.   Bill is a Barbarian so Dave’s recipe was “Big Barbarian Burgers”  First ingredient – “Beef”.  Second ingredient “Beef”.  Third ingredient – “Beef”.  Just like a real Barbarian.  And Aidan had Scapula performing community service by teaching us all how to make a pot of coffee.

    So order your own copy and support the hungry.