Evidently he never has to worry about over head, cuz he gives everything away free. Plus, he’s chauffered everywhere. I love is sly look. I’ve never trusted that elf. 🙂
You forgot that he engages in slave labor and those elves must have sweatshop conditions. Since they dont get paid, how is that a fair working environment?!? Never mind the animal cruelty that the reindeer must endure having to pull an overweight man around the world at mach 2 speed. o.O
Who’s paying this guy the big bucks anywhoo?!? Is Santa just a prop in Coca-Cola’s marketing strategy?!? [grin]
Think of all the royalties he gets off using his likeness. One day there will be the Bearman empire to rival Santas. And all you cartoonists will be like my elves (slave labor) bwahahahahh
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64 responses to “Santa is the 1 Percent”
A guy who wears mostly red is never completely good and jolly.
As long as he isn’t seeing red.
My kind of job. Okay, just kidding.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
You are kidding? I am all over it.
He’s fat and everyone thinks it looks good on him.
Yes…no one likes a skinny santa.
And, and! He smokes a pipe! What has the world come to!?
Poor guy who 20 years ago thought he would go into the pipe business. Does anyone still smoke a pipe?
It’s actually the only tobacco smoke I prefer smelling, though I don’t smoke it.
Me too.
Evidently he never has to worry about over head, cuz he gives everything away free. Plus, he’s chauffered everywhere. I love is sly look. I’ve never trusted that elf. 🙂
Still he must have a huuuuuuuuuuge storage locker.
That’s about the smuggest Santa I’ve ever witnessed! Ho, ho, ho indeed.
Smug is in!
Yeah I hear Santa is out sourcing a lot of his work this year.
Heard he was sending all his jobs to the SOUTH pole.
HA!…I mean, HO! That is awesome.
Did someone already make an “Occupy North Pole” joke?
No but I knew it was coming.
Occupy North Pole? I think i saw that in the XXX section of Blockbuster.
If Blockbuster had a XXX section they may not have gone under.
Hahah! Nicely done, Bearman! 1% indeed.
THanks!
If the elf revolution happens before Christmas, I’m blaming you!
They have already outsourced the chocolate making to Nestle
Elf made chocolate was never my favourite anyway.
Don’t tell Santa!
Probably because of how they made it…ewwww
Gosh who’d of thought??? Occupy North Pole could disrupt things a bit on the 25th
Santa better jump on that sleigh and get out of there.
I’m not convinced that’s the real santa
What makes you think that? ha
Excellent!
The ultimate guv’ment employee for a country of 1.
He has to have about a billion elves to make all those things.
I think Mrs Claus may have something to say about that!!!!
Just like Bernie Madoff’s wife…she knows how to keep quiet.
Hey, leave Bernie Madoff’s wife out of this, she’s busy shopping !!!!!
With Kevin Bacon’s money. Gives new meaning to bringing home the bacon.
Good one – never thought of the big bearded guy like this. But now you have me thinking. Here’s another bit of evidence – he spies on everyone.
Corporate Surveillance…hmmm
I heard the elves, and reindeer are trying to start a union. Either that or join the Lollipop Guild.
I think there is only one surviving munchkin left. so sad.
Occupy the North Pole probably isn’t one of the more popular venues.
Brrrr.
(You are just asking for coal, aren’t you, Bearman?!)
🙂
Coal will keep my fires burning.
You forgot that he engages in slave labor and those elves must have sweatshop conditions. Since they dont get paid, how is that a fair working environment?!? Never mind the animal cruelty that the reindeer must endure having to pull an overweight man around the world at mach 2 speed. o.O
Who’s paying this guy the big bucks anywhoo?!? Is Santa just a prop in Coca-Cola’s marketing strategy?!? [grin]
Think of all the royalties he gets off using his likeness. One day there will be the Bearman empire to rival Santas. And all you cartoonists will be like my elves (slave labor) bwahahahahh
You’ve fallen off your meds again I see! o.O [smirk]#DelusionsOfBearmanGrandeur
Got any more??? hehehehe
He also dopes reindeer. Cool comic.
Dopey was a dwarf not an elf. haha
Don’t go on strike, Elves. Last time, Santa sent out the Yeti to eat them. It was a bloodbath, but still kind of jolly.
That Yeti isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. If Yukon can take him down, anyone can.
that joke was Abominable.
Stick around they can only get worse.
Damn you Santa!
Are you a 1 percenter if only 1 percent of people believe in you?
If so, I don’t think Santa is in that category yet.
note: Santa’s offshore accounts are probably pretty big … or long … with names and stuff.
He does go by more than one identity. Santa, Mr Claus, St Nick, Kris Kringle, Jolly Old Elf. The IRS will never find him.
he can fly annywhere without checking into customs! he should be hunted down and persecuted~!…or not
He doesn’t need the TSA patdown either.
It’s the ultimate off-shore operation… he does all of this in the North Pole out of everyone’s jurisdiction!
He is like a drug lord.
And I thought that white stuff was snow surrounding his workshop!
haha. You would have to be high to see little elves all day.
Haha! I always knew there was something fishy about him.
HAHA Go santa! I smell OCCUPY NORTH POLE…
bahahahahahha!
livin the dream.
and he’s got mrs. claus back there in a skimpy hot pink mini skirt with puffy white trim.
i mean, if she shops at Victoria Secret, that is.