Shitty Life Pro Tip: Don’t Flush the Toilet at Work


So there is are several websites devoted to Life Pro Tips.  There is a sub on reddit called Life Pro Tips.   Of course that ultimately led to Unethical Life Pro Tips and the subject of this cartoon, Shitty Life Pro Tips.

LPT: Help keep your coworkers from getting sick. Never flush a toilet at work. The force of the flush pushes out water and possibly other contents of the bowl into the air which someone might ingest.

Hope you enjoyed your “tip”

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9 Responses to “Shitty Life Pro Tip: Don’t Flush the Toilet at Work”

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  1. jynksie says:

    I’m a bit of a germaphobe… this Isn’t helping! [cringes]

  2. Julian says:

    I don’t worry about this kind of stuff. I just pee in the waste extraction unit of the hazmat suit I wear every time I go into the work bathroom. Easy PEEzy. 😉

  3. lisleman says:

    I just check if you posted this on April Fools day. Yes sure there might be airborne stuff from the flush but what’s the alternative? Just keep shit piling up in the bowl? This tip is really stupid. Your cartoon is very descriptive. Maybe too much.

  4. Jack Kent says:

    Just pee in the sink.
    Saves on water.

  5. Dave says:

    I used to leave the gym without washing my hands. Now they have it to where everything is touchless. Sensor water, dyson type dryers. Now I wash my hands and haven’t gotten sick since. Why was I getting sick? I suspect it is all of the poop on the equipment.

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