Looks like singer Ariana Grande is going have a specialty doughnut named after her. It is “dripping” with goodness. The “most moist donut” you can find. OK kidding aside, Ariana made news this week having been caught with her boyfriend licking donuts in a store. See the details and the video at TMZ.
Seems she went further stating “I hate Americans. I hate America.” That got the net in an uproar. Her spot at the All-Star Concert in Cincinnati was given to Demi Lovato (Grande claims last minute oral surgery was to blame). Now to her credit, I believe Grande when she explained that she was talking about our obsession with food was where her comment was emanating from. Yet she never did say anything about french kissing the French Cruller.
(I think I need to open up a Doughnut shop called DEEZ (do)NUTs!)
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31 responses to “Ariana Grande is now a Specialty Donut”
I didn’t even know who she was. Still don’t care either. If she hates America then get in line, there’s a bunch that do.
I don’t eat donuts, but if I did I think I would quit after seeing that. Gross.
Have a fabulous day. 🙂
Don’t worry, I will eat your share of donuts
I guess licking other peoples food is a thing that they all do in her country.
Her country is USA. He is from here
Noooooo! Bearman, the Bringer of Truth has revealed that Ariana Grande is a “He”?
Well, no more licking my donutses, Ariana! Or Ariano, or whatever your real name is!
Damn now I can’t edit my post unless I want to make you look stupid. I’ll just stay stupid
I avoid TMZ since I believe it has added to America’s decline. Do I really care what a pop singer has to say at a doughnut shop? Only if she is calling me over to give me some donuts.
Not what she said…what she did
My mom’s husband calls donuts “Happy Pills.” Bear claws are not Bearman’s hands. Ariana Grande looks like a middle schooler. End random transmission.
My wife calls menstrual cramp pills Happy Pills
Aggghhh!!! Tell me she didn’t do that…!
Sorry to be the bringer of truth
Have no idea who she is, but I’ll take a dozen unadulterated doughnuts. Better make that a dozen dozen.
I thought wombies licked their food to death
For the record, I tried the same thing at my local dunkin donuts and the consequences were considerably more severe. It’s like the old saying goes.. “Ariana Grande can do things to donuts that you can’t.” I never fully understood that until now.
I am glad Ariana could clear things up for you 🙂
Finger lick in’ good!
Get a bucket of chicken
Ariana Grande Donuts: good to the last drop!
exxxxxxactly
Good luck with your Donut Shop, Bearman, althought I usually Donot shop for donuts.
I see what you did there
She can’t be too famous as I’ve never heard of her but I do like donuts. Love the name of the Donut shop too.
Start it up and we can split the proceeds haha
There is a Donut Shop here in Launceston that sells Chocolate Coated Chocolate Mudcake Donuts. They are just the awesomest donuts ever
Wow that must cost a fortune for the neon sign
Open mouth, insert
footdonut.well it tastes better
I agree with you, Bearman, I think she was just talking about America’s obsession with food. This isn’t the first time a ditzy pop star made a slip of the tongue.
Good one. But gross!
Thank you!!