You Are What You Eat

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You are what you eat. ย Ever said that line to someone trying to be funny. ย Well, true story, this what the response I got recently. ย I was at a client and brought in some AIRHEADSย (Taffy Candy for those not familiar). ย Gave one to a woman I barely knew and pretty much the exchange in the cartoon is exactly what happened. ย Left me so flabbergasted I was left speechless (very rare) and just hadย to laugh and walk away. ย Someone else claimed she was hitting on me but I think she was just trying to prove that she was a bigger smart ass than I am.

Every been in a situation where you have been one upped?

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35 responses to “You Are What You Eat”

  1. DadaHyena Avatar

    That guy is such a pussy. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      I see what you did there.

  2. Red Dwyer Avatar

    Bwahaha! I say the same thing.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      I need to be careful what I say around you too

  3. Comedy Plus Avatar

    I would have been speechless too. Yikes. She may have been hitting on you.

    Have a fabulous day. ๐Ÿ™‚

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Sandee…that is OK my flashy wedding ring repels all advances. haha

      1. Dave Avatar

        I have a double whammy. Flashy wedding ring and shiny bald head. :-/ I mean ๐Ÿ™‚ I do love my wife after all.

        1. Nef Avatar

          Me too! All of the above!

  4. Tim Avatar

    In this age of political correctness, I would love to have a client who would say something like that!

    Did you know according to my new-ish firm’s guidelines I should never have said to a female “that color looks good on you”, (my go-to compliment) because it brings up her appearance and could cause a hostile environment. Sheesh I miss the old days.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Ugh Tim. What if you said “That just isn’t your color?” haha

  5. frigginloon Avatar

    A friend of mine who is a guitar teacher was a little concerned about a student who always wore short skirts when he gave her lessons . So he told her to wear pants . She leaned down and looked under her skirt and said “I am!”

      1. Joanne smyt Avatar
        Joanne smyt

        My findings arent honestly lawfull, but wearing no panties would be an insentiive to ur first ha

  6. Dave Avatar
    Dave

    I think you’ve heard me go off on people in the store before. I’m surprised no one has gotten offended, but they usually recognize the humor in my voice. (I think)

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Or they rush to get away from the creepy guy

  7. Michael corley Avatar

    Turn about is fair play.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Not when I am on the receiving end

  8. G. B. Miller Avatar

    Yes. My 14 year old daughter has a tendency to one up me quite frequently.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar
  9. duncanr Avatar

    “Every been in a situation where you have been one upped?”

    too many to mention ๐Ÿ˜†

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      I wouldn’t doubt it

  10. Enrique Jimenez Avatar

    She’s quick!.. and easy apparently!

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Apparently ๐Ÿ™‚

  11. lisleman Avatar

    Good to know that exchange went ok. You know without face slapping or lawsuits.
    I do enjoy people with good wit and humor.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      A good exchange without face slaps is definitely good

  12. Bill Murphy Avatar

    Now she’s someone I’d like to hang with!

  13. David Hurley Avatar

    I would have done the same thing.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      In whose position?

  14. Mark Stokes Avatar

    You are what you eat, not who you eat!

    1. Joanne smyt Avatar
      Joanne smyt

      Bwell, i eat allot of cock,

  15. Tony McGurk Avatar

    I’m lost for words on this one Bearman…

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Probably best that way