You are what you eat. Ever said that line to someone trying to be funny. Well, true story, this what the response I got recently. I was at a client and brought in some AIRHEADS (Taffy Candy for those not familiar). Gave one to a woman I barely knew and pretty much the exchange in the cartoon is exactly what happened. Left me so flabbergasted I was left speechless (very rare) and just had to laugh and walk away. Someone else claimed she was hitting on me but I think she was just trying to prove that she was a bigger smart ass than I am.
Every been in a situation where you have been one upped?