You are what you eat. Ever said that line to someone trying to be funny. Well, true story, this what the response I got recently. I was at a client and brought in some AIRHEADS (Taffy Candy for those not familiar). Gave one to a woman I barely knew and pretty much the exchange in the cartoon is exactly what happened. Left me so flabbergasted I was left speechless (very rare) and just had to laugh and walk away. Someone else claimed she was hitting on me but I think she was just trying to prove that she was a bigger smart ass than I am.
Every been in a situation where you have been one upped?
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35 responses to “You Are What You Eat”
That guy is such a pussy. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
I see what you did there.
Bwahaha! I say the same thing.
I need to be careful what I say around you too
I would have been speechless too. Yikes. She may have been hitting on you.
Have a fabulous day. 🙂
Sandee…that is OK my flashy wedding ring repels all advances. haha
I have a double whammy. Flashy wedding ring and shiny bald head. :-/ I mean 🙂 I do love my wife after all.
Me too! All of the above!
In this age of political correctness, I would love to have a client who would say something like that!
Did you know according to my new-ish firm’s guidelines I should never have said to a female “that color looks good on you”, (my go-to compliment) because it brings up her appearance and could cause a hostile environment. Sheesh I miss the old days.
Ugh Tim. What if you said “That just isn’t your color?” haha
A friend of mine who is a guitar teacher was a little concerned about a student who always wore short skirts when he gave her lessons . So he told her to wear pants . She leaned down and looked under her skirt and said “I am!”
Pants(ies)?
My findings arent honestly lawfull, but wearing no panties would be an insentiive to ur first ha
Haha
I think you’ve heard me go off on people in the store before. I’m surprised no one has gotten offended, but they usually recognize the humor in my voice. (I think)
Or they rush to get away from the creepy guy
Turn about is fair play.
Not when I am on the receiving end
Yes. My 14 year old daughter has a tendency to one up me quite frequently.
Now that is sad
“Every been in a situation where you have been one upped?”
too many to mention 😆
I wouldn’t doubt it
She’s quick!.. and easy apparently!
Apparently 🙂
Good to know that exchange went ok. You know without face slapping or lawsuits.
I do enjoy people with good wit and humor.
A good exchange without face slaps is definitely good
Now she’s someone I’d like to hang with!
haha I bet
I would have done the same thing.
In whose position?
You are what you eat, not who you eat!
Great point
Bwell, i eat allot of cock,
I’m lost for words on this one Bearman…
Probably best that way