Five Dollar Foot Long – Zombway

Zombway Eat Flesh by Bearman Cartoons

Today’s cartoon was inspired by a Google Plus post by S. Heart.   His comment:  “Zombie Subway: Eat Flesh”  Someone quickly pointed out that someone else already spoofed the name on a tshirt with a Zombie: Eat Flesh logo.  But of course I wanted my own Zombway cartoon showing the zombie actually eating a “$5 Footlong”.   And by footlong I mean dismembered foot.

Hilarious.  I am going to be busy this week so I finished this on Monday and scheduled the post.  5 minutes later I am looking through google plus and see it is all over the place (see here and here)   Though so far I am the only one who has played off the $5 footlong.  I am sure someone will find it already done.

Comments

58 responses to “Five Dollar Foot Long – Zombway”

  1. duncanr Avatar

    It’s hard to keep one ‘step’ ahead of the competition !

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Unless they are the walking dead and then they kinda drag

  2. Tim Green Avatar

    I’d pay 5 dollars to keep that away from me!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Let me set up my pay pal account

  3. Warren Frantz Avatar

    So THAT’S the secret ingredient!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      No the secret ingredient is old spice

  4. Rent textbooks Avatar

    Too funny. Love the cartoon.

  5. She Who Carries Camera Avatar

    now, that’s bad! 🙂

  6. Michael Corley Avatar

    You have unlocked some kind of pun achievement sir!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      It’s a pundemic

  7. Bo Lumpkim Avatar

    Will you have brains with that?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      His are ooozing

  8. Bo Lumpkim Avatar

    I think you probably have a leg up on the competition. They can’t even get a toehold in this race. I’m sure you have been boning up on this for awhile.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I have to HAND it to you bo, that was good

  9. Comedy Plus Avatar

    Bwahahahahaha. This wasn’t what I was expecting and it made me spew my coffee on the monitor. Thanks.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      haha. Well then I was successful But I take no responsibility for the monitor.

  10. Colleen Avatar

    You worry too much about being original. Just be you. Newton & Liebnitz developed calculus independently at the same time roughly. It was an idea whose time had come.

    1. Tony McGurk Avatar

      Oh sily me, I just Googled Newton & Liebnitz as I was thinking that Calculus must’ve been a comic. Then I realised that I was having a senior moment…

      1. Bearman Avatar

        I think Tony is having calculus build up on the brain.

        1. Tony McGurk Avatar

          It does sound like a good comic name though. Calculus could be a kid who’s a brainy nerdy math student. Kinda the opposite to Hank Addanac

          1. Bearman Avatar

            I think you should introduce Calculus to your neighborhood.

  11. Deb Avatar

    How very clever of you!…I like it! 🙂

  12. Tony McGurk Avatar

    Great cartoon. I wonder if he’ll complain about the bone in it. He could choke to death on that.

    Oh yeah, already dead…

    1. Bearman Avatar

      It’s like a bone in ribeye

      1. Tony McGurk Avatar

        I guess that makes the footlong a little bit fancy then

  13. ltpen315,barb Avatar
    ltpen315,barb

    Love it! Weird, though, I had just opened an email from Subway about their footlongs!!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      It might have been funnier if you got the email AFTER. Then you might think they were tracking your movements

      1. ltpen315,barb Avatar
        ltpen315,barb

        True!!

  14. lisleman Avatar

    good one. I think subway should pay you to use it.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      they have enough PR issues dealing with their 11 inch footlong

  15. George Avatar

    I like this one a lot, B. Good work on the art as well as capturing the logo’s font style. And to be honest, sometimes Subway tastes a lot like there’s a foot in it. That’s why I go to Quizno’s mostly now. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I hate Quiznos. Pot Belly is my place for sandwiches.

  16. spilledinkguy Avatar

    Is it kinda wrong that I want one now?
    Well… without the severed limb, anyway.
    (Very clever!)
    🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Then it would be just bread and veggies….(and blood)

  17. Binky Avatar

    So that’s what they make their subs out of! I think I’ll pass.

    1. Red Dwyer Avatar

      About that fresh, too.

      1. Bearman Avatar

        It does need some seasoning

        1. Binky Avatar

          And a pickle.

  18. Young American Wisdom Avatar

    I can tell by the toenails that the foot belongs to a male desperate for a pedicure. Ew!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Or a woman really desperate for a pedicure

  19. frigginloon Avatar

    It better be a foot long or I’m suing. Can I have eyes with that?

  20. planetross Avatar

    I’d be nervous working at a Zombway “no I’m not on the menu.”

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Plus you would need “braaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiins”

  21. Gray Dawster Avatar

    It is a good job that he doesn’t enjoy a Frankfurter or anything could be dangling out of that sandwich 🙁 Your Zombway is a great piece of art Bearman and with Valentines Day fast approaching I wonder if you will be adding some female zombies, maybe one with a large rack and opinion 🙂 lol

    1. Bearman Avatar

      hahah…no but I’ll probably repost my Valentine’s day card from last year

  22. Landlord Pete Avatar

    You know… this guy’s diet is still healthier than mine. Great comic! 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I’m afraid to ask what you eat.

  23. bschooled Avatar

    HAHAHA! “Hold the tomaTOES!”

    Just so you know, I could be here all day….

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You could earwax poetic

  24. Mark Stokes Avatar

    They’re a leg up on the competition.