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72 Responses to “Editorial Cartoon: Olympic Sponsorships”

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  1. I’d go for the bronzer medal just to get people to stop asking me if I’m related to the dude from the movie “Powder”.

  2. This is so true, it’s not even funny. Right after Ryan Lochte won his first race, there were three commercials in a row with him starring in them!

  3. You could wash down the Gold with the Silver.

  4. I dont watch the olympics. …and I wouldnt send my d*ck to Will Wheaton, I’d just slap him with it and move on! [blinks]

    …theres a sentence I never thought would materialize! ^

  5. Most of Australia’s athletes will probably soon be working at McDonalds.

  6. Very clever. Very clever indeed. I like it.

    Have a terrific day. :)

  7. I never knew that Ensign Crusher created a holiday!

  8. I’m just glad you resisted the urge to make a ‘Golden Shower’ joke (now I have to think of inappropriate uses for silver and bronze).

  9. LOL I want a chocolate medal :)

  10. It seems somewhat ironic/contradictory/inappropriate for a junk food company to be sponsoring sport. Here in Tasmania McDonald’s sponsors a football club. Yes kids be healthy, play sport, get off your butt & exercise then come & stuff a big mac & upsized fries down your throat.

    • Mmmm… now I’m feeling like a bacon & egg McMuffin but I should do my workout first…

      • Does your niece still work at Mickey D’s? She can hook you up. But only if you run to the restaurant from home.

        • Dunno, that one is further from home & I haven’t seen her since she moved out of home into her own place. There is Burger King, Subway, Pizza Hut, Dominos, KFC, Charcoal Chicken & a bunch of other fast food shops just up the road at our local shops which is a 2 minute jog. I think Launceston’s suburb of Mowbray is the Fast Food Capital of Australia.

  11. Deb

    Aren’t you slick! Good one, Bearman! :-)

  12. Perfect, Bearman! You got my vote!

  13. Nef

    This one was awesome. They should hire you to “save the olimpics” and then you can run for president…

    wait… someone else did that.

  14. I want to know who invented synchronized diving. Great cartoon. Is there a Viagra medal? Or is that the award for the Wil Wheaton?

  15. I think the bronze one needs work. You can’t eat it. I suggest a chocolate medal instead.

  16. Aw, dammit. Yesterday was Don’t be a Dick Day? Shit. I was wasting my whole Saturday not being a dick. All right, I’ll have to make up for it on Tuesday.

  17. Both are hilarious! Your cartoons are informative, as well as amusing–I didn’t know about those advertising restrictions, I didn’t know about Wil Wheaton’s bizarre declaration!

    What about “Don’t Be A Pussy Day”–it’s only fair!

    Reminds me of these two items (if you feel you need to delete this, I understand):

    In high school, I hung around members of two Christian student groups. One day, at lunch, a guy from the pothead group shouted to one of my “Christian” friends, “Hey John, you’re a pussy!” To which John replied, “I am what I eat!”

    And there was a supermarket bagger taking a woman’s groceries out to her car. The woman said, “I have an itchy pussy.” And the young man said, “Sorry ma’am, you’ll have to point it out to me–I’m not familiar with Japanese cars.”

  18. Do you submit any of these to MAD?

    • Any of what? I wouldn’t even know how to submit something there (process, format) or what they are looking for these days.

  19. I sure wouldn’t mind a Hershey Milk Chocolate Medal. Yes, I said Milk Chocolate. I recently discovered that with the price of chocolate going up, some candy companies had to remove the wording “milk chocolate” from its packaging and just call it “chocolate candy”.

    And what’s wrong with corporate medal sponsorship? Nearly every coliseum, racetrack, and arena is now named after now company or another. Business rules everything now.

    Great illustration to accompany your article, B!

  20. I don’t even know who the sponsors are here in Germany. Wait, I think they are near naked people because that is all I see on commercials here.

  21. starla

    Got my vote! I’ve always wondered about Mcd’s sponsering the Olympics. You can just bet that the athltets aren’t scarfing down happy meals before the big day. I think the second cartoon should be a national holiday. We can start with one day and add others down the road.

    • How about one day where you can actually be one and the rest you cannot. I would be happy to get to that ideal.

      McD’s is pushing their under 400 calorie menu during the olympics. Athletes burn enough calories, they can afford to eat the fatty stuff.

      Thanks for the vote.

  22. What! This is a genius idea!

  23. I was a silver bullet champ in college. And, after college for a hefty amount of time. And still, sparatically on random weekends.

    I actually just said to myself today, i need to go get some bronzer.

    eh.

  24. Lynn made me vote twice :roll:

  25. I love the Jergens pun.

  26. Wow, those medals are brilliant. I think some sort of event needs to revolve around those… Is outdoor, fast food, beer pong a thing?