Bearman Living Statue

Happy Halloween Everyone!! Be safe!

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88 responses to “Bearman Living Statue”

  1. Tony McGurk Avatar

    Is that you???
    If so I can’t quite see if your hair really is green green hair under the head covering. Great Virgin Mary costume!!!

    1. Tony McGurk Avatar

      “hair really is green green hair”
      What the???
      Stupid keyboard/brain…

      1. Bearman Avatar

        The Bearman hair isn’t just green…it is green green.

        1. George Avatar

          Collard green green? Or just envious green?

    2. Bearman Avatar

      There is nothing virgin nor Mary about it, though I can’t say the thought didn’t cross my mind.

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        Nice latex gloves, serial killer!!!

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Those aren’t latex they are 20’s style gloves.

  2. George Avatar

    Is this you, my fine porcelain friend? And I always thought you had already lost your “marbles”. 😀 Have a good Halloween, too. Hope yours goes better than Jack’s will. #shamelessplug

    1. Bearman Avatar

      If you were truly providing a shameless plug you would have given MY readers a link to it early.

  3. Mark Stokes Avatar

    Great costume, Bearman! Just watch out for pigeons!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      White shit wouldn’t show. haha

      1. George Avatar

        Wait’ll they get a load of me.

        Or was that Jack Nicholson’s Joker line?

        1. bearman Avatar

          I don’t want your load

  4. Nef Avatar

    You haven’t answered the question everyone’s asking: IS THAT A PICTURE OF THE ELUSIVE YOU???

    Plus, my latest Bibletoons describes how we almost ended up made of marble. http://www.midtoon.com/bt0011.html
    #andthatshowyoudoitgeorge
    😉

    1. Bearman Avatar

      See George, THAT is how you shamelessly plug.

          1. George Avatar

            Nef’s just better than I am. Plus it helps to not have any shame at all. I possess just the slightest bit. 🙂

  5. duncanr Avatar

    I’ve always found statues to be pretty scary – told too many folklore tales, as a child, of people being turned into statues by malevolent beings or of statues resentful that humans have the freedom of movement that they lack, coming to life with evil intent towards humans.

    Thank goodness you don’t live anywhere near me, Bearman. If I answered a knock at my door to find you standing there dressed like that, I’d probably sh*t myself !!! 😳

    1. Bearman Avatar

      What is your address? I’ll make sure to pack some makeup next time I cross the ocean.

      We used to play a statue/tag game as a kid but for the life of me I can’t remember how we played.

  6. Friggin Loon Avatar

    For the life of me I can’t work out which nun you are trying to be!, but your wife is going to be pissed when she finds the curtains missing 🙁

    1. Bearman Avatar

      This is not an old episode of the Carol Burnett Show.

  7. Friggin Loon Avatar

    A Hannibal Lector snuggie? Can we buy one at your shop?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You are too cheap to even buy a tshirt and yet you expect to spend money on a snuggie?

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        It’s not the tees, it’s the friggin postage!!!

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Tell your sugar daddy to buy it.

          1. Binky Avatar
          2. Bearman Avatar

            Not her chocolate daddy

          3. Friggin Loon Avatar

            He’s on a diet 🙁

          4. George Avatar

            I thought I was her chocolate daddy. Especially since you’re dressed like White Chocolate. Or is it White Lightning?

  8. Jenn Avatar

    Sweet! You can capture pigeons easily!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That’s a goal someone should always have in life.

      1. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

        With food prices the way they are it could come in handy.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Not a bad idea.

          1. Binky Avatar

            Thanksgiving pigeons leave something to be desired, though.

  9. Tony McGurk Avatar

    I always imagined you to be much, much, much fatter. It was George’s Bearman rendition that put that ideaa in my head ‘cos I thought George knew what you really looked like

    1. Bearman Avatar

      One…never listen to George
      Two….George doesn’t know shit.

      1. George Avatar

        What? I know shit, buddy. I know lots about it. I’m an affishitianado!

        1. bearman Avatar

          Put that word on a tshirt

    2. George Avatar

      I know what he looks like, Tony. He resembles a bear with white gloves and a bright tie. Believe me now, listen to me later.

      1. bearman Avatar

        White gloves…check

  10. nursemyra Avatar

    You’re not even remotely bearlike – I feel cheated.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Trust me there is plenty of hair under there…

  11. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

    This is just downright weird. And there ain’t no way that is you.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      How would you know anyway?? haha

      1. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

        I might dress down but I ain’t stoopid!

  12. MC/Curtis Avatar

    Great costume. It would be fun to scare people by not moving and then moving. In the right lighting I’d bet the seems wouldn’t even show.

    Jen and I went to a Haunted House last week and tonight we will watch a scary movie in the dark! Happy Halloween Bearman!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      No passing out candy? This is the time that if a kid lives through the heart attacks I cause, they deserve candy.

      1. MC/Curtis Avatar

        We do, because people did it for us, but our neighborhood is blessedly low on children, so we only have to pause the movie a few times.

        1. Binky Avatar

          How is your neighborhood for Wombies?

          1. bearman Avatar

            Sorely lacking

  13. Comedy Plus Avatar

    Way cool. You have a happy Halloween too. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Thanks Sandee. Don’t let the kids TP your place

  14. DadaHyena Avatar

    Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to read webcomics!

    Happy Halloween, weirdos!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I wonder how many people besides you and I will get that reference

  15. Jande Avatar

    Love that statue’s nose! O.o

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Is that a dig

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        Well, you could with it 🙂

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Up it or with it?

          1. Friggin Loon Avatar

            Ewh, maybe both 🙂

      2. Jande Avatar

        Actually I was serious. I think a person’s nose is what makes their face interesting. Imagine if we didn’t have them… Snub noses have no personality. (IMNSHO)

  16. MJ Avatar

    That’s freaking cool.

  17. Binky Avatar

    I never realized you were so famous that they’ve made a statue of you. I guess I’ll have to show you a little more respect from now on, your holiness.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Thank you please spread the the word

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        or make like a bird Binky and sh*t on him 🙂 Kidding…gosh!!!

        1. bearman Avatar

          You’ll spell out fuck on this blog but not shit?

  18. Dr. Cynicism Avatar

    That is classy good sir! So how long did it take before Halloween hoodlums started spray painting you??

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Thankfully I didn’t let the neighborhood dogs anywhere near.

  19. Lynn Avatar

    Experiementing with 3-D animation? Cool…..

    1. Bearman Avatar

      What are you talking about 3D animation?

  20. Lynn Avatar

    *ugh* Don’t ‘cha just hate it when you misspell a word like experimenting?

  21. Rent Textbooks Avatar

    awesome costume idea, I was a drag and didn’t do anything and only had 2 groups of kids by my place, ho hum!

    1. bearman Avatar

      That’s because you need to at least dress the place up.

    1. bearman Avatar

      thhhhhhhhhhhannkks

  22. Goeber.com Avatar

    Wow great costume. 🙂

  23. Hjörtur Hjartarson Avatar

    Damn.. I thought it was a statue! Well done!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      ha! I was kidding. It WAS a picture of a statue…j/k

  24. jynksie Avatar

    All I can say is, who ever that may be [cough], has a shnoze you could ski off of…and it’s already as white as can be! [smirk] [wink] and a [grin]

    I’m kinda turned on… #NotReally

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I am kinda turned on that you might be turned on…#NotAtAll

  25. Young American Wisdom Avatar

    There’s a guy in our neighborhood that goes all out every year with his costurme and flocks of kids come to his house to check him out. This year he was Voldemort and had over a thousand trick-or-treaters. Be careful what you wish for, Bearman. If you’re answering the door in that awesome costume you may need to buy more candy next year.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      We usually only have about 40-50 kids. We had double this year so maybe word is out.

  26. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

    I don’t think I’d be able to pull that off for long before I started to cramp up.
    🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You only need to hold the pose when someone new comes into the party. The tough part is drinking/eating without letting your makeup smudge. How do women do it?