Is this you, my fine porcelain friend? And I always thought you had already lost your “marbles”. 😀 Have a good Halloween, too. Hope yours goes better than Jack’s will. #shamelessplug
I’ve always found statues to be pretty scary – told too many folklore tales, as a child, of people being turned into statues by malevolent beings or of statues resentful that humans have the freedom of movement that they lack, coming to life with evil intent towards humans.
Thank goodness you don’t live anywhere near me, Bearman. If I answered a knock at my door to find you standing there dressed like that, I’d probably sh*t myself !!! 😳
I always imagined you to be much, much, much fatter. It was George’s Bearman rendition that put that ideaa in my head ‘cos I thought George knew what you really looked like
Actually I was serious. I think a person’s nose is what makes their face interesting. Imagine if we didn’t have them… Snub noses have no personality. (IMNSHO)
There’s a guy in our neighborhood that goes all out every year with his costurme and flocks of kids come to his house to check him out. This year he was Voldemort and had over a thousand trick-or-treaters. Be careful what you wish for, Bearman. If you’re answering the door in that awesome costume you may need to buy more candy next year.
You only need to hold the pose when someone new comes into the party. The tough part is drinking/eating without letting your makeup smudge. How do women do it?
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88 responses to “Bearman Living Statue”
Is that you???
If so I can’t quite see if your hair really is green green hair under the head covering. Great Virgin Mary costume!!!
“hair really is green green hair”
What the???
Stupid keyboard/brain…
The Bearman hair isn’t just green…it is green green.
Collard green green? Or just envious green?
Envious
There is nothing virgin nor Mary about it, though I can’t say the thought didn’t cross my mind.
Nice latex gloves, serial killer!!!
Those aren’t latex they are 20’s style gloves.
Is this you, my fine porcelain friend? And I always thought you had already lost your “marbles”. 😀 Have a good Halloween, too. Hope yours goes better than Jack’s will. #shamelessplug
If you were truly providing a shameless plug you would have given MY readers a link to it early.
Great costume, Bearman! Just watch out for pigeons!
White shit wouldn’t show. haha
Wait’ll they get a load of me.
Or was that Jack Nicholson’s Joker line?
I don’t want your load
You haven’t answered the question everyone’s asking: IS THAT A PICTURE OF THE ELUSIVE YOU???
Plus, my latest Bibletoons describes how we almost ended up made of marble. http://www.midtoon.com/bt0011.html
#andthatshowyoudoitgeorge
😉
See George, THAT is how you shamelessly plug.
This one’s for George: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo
Oh Burn G!
Nef’s just better than I am. Plus it helps to not have any shame at all. I possess just the slightest bit. 🙂
I’ve always found statues to be pretty scary – told too many folklore tales, as a child, of people being turned into statues by malevolent beings or of statues resentful that humans have the freedom of movement that they lack, coming to life with evil intent towards humans.
Thank goodness you don’t live anywhere near me, Bearman. If I answered a knock at my door to find you standing there dressed like that, I’d probably sh*t myself !!! 😳
What is your address? I’ll make sure to pack some makeup next time I cross the ocean.
We used to play a statue/tag game as a kid but for the life of me I can’t remember how we played.
For the life of me I can’t work out which nun you are trying to be!, but your wife is going to be pissed when she finds the curtains missing 🙁
This is not an old episode of the Carol Burnett Show.
A Hannibal Lector snuggie? Can we buy one at your shop?
You are too cheap to even buy a tshirt and yet you expect to spend money on a snuggie?
It’s not the tees, it’s the friggin postage!!!
Tell your sugar daddy to buy it.
I refused!
Not her chocolate daddy
He’s on a diet 🙁
I thought I was her chocolate daddy. Especially since you’re dressed like White Chocolate. Or is it White Lightning?
🙂
Sweet! You can capture pigeons easily!
That’s a goal someone should always have in life.
With food prices the way they are it could come in handy.
Not a bad idea.
Thanksgiving pigeons leave something to be desired, though.
I always imagined you to be much, much, much fatter. It was George’s Bearman rendition that put that ideaa in my head ‘cos I thought George knew what you really looked like
One…never listen to George
Two….George doesn’t know shit.
What? I know shit, buddy. I know lots about it. I’m an affishitianado!
Put that word on a tshirt
I know what he looks like, Tony. He resembles a bear with white gloves and a bright tie. Believe me now, listen to me later.
White gloves…check
You’re not even remotely bearlike – I feel cheated.
Trust me there is plenty of hair under there…
This is just downright weird. And there ain’t no way that is you.
How would you know anyway?? haha
I might dress down but I ain’t stoopid!
Great costume. It would be fun to scare people by not moving and then moving. In the right lighting I’d bet the seems wouldn’t even show.
Jen and I went to a Haunted House last week and tonight we will watch a scary movie in the dark! Happy Halloween Bearman!
No passing out candy? This is the time that if a kid lives through the heart attacks I cause, they deserve candy.
We do, because people did it for us, but our neighborhood is blessedly low on children, so we only have to pause the movie a few times.
How is your neighborhood for Wombies?
Sorely lacking
Way cool. You have a happy Halloween too. 🙂
Thanks Sandee. Don’t let the kids TP your place
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to read webcomics!
Happy Halloween, weirdos!
I wonder how many people besides you and I will get that reference
Love that statue’s nose! O.o
Is that a dig
Well, you could with it 🙂
Up it or with it?
Ewh, maybe both 🙂
Actually I was serious. I think a person’s nose is what makes their face interesting. Imagine if we didn’t have them… Snub noses have no personality. (IMNSHO)
That’s freaking cool.
Thanks
I never realized you were so famous that they’ve made a statue of you. I guess I’ll have to show you a little more respect from now on, your holiness.
Thank you please spread the the word
or make like a bird Binky and sh*t on him 🙂 Kidding…gosh!!!
You’ll spell out fuck on this blog but not shit?
That is classy good sir! So how long did it take before Halloween hoodlums started spray painting you??
Thankfully I didn’t let the neighborhood dogs anywhere near.
Experiementing with 3-D animation? Cool…..
What are you talking about 3D animation?
*ugh* Don’t ‘cha just hate it when you misspell a word like experimenting?
awesome costume idea, I was a drag and didn’t do anything and only had 2 groups of kids by my place, ho hum!
That’s because you need to at least dress the place up.
Niiiice!
thhhhhhhhhhhannkks
Wow great costume. 🙂
Thanks!
Damn.. I thought it was a statue! Well done!
ha! I was kidding. It WAS a picture of a statue…j/k
All I can say is, who ever that may be [cough], has a shnoze you could ski off of…and it’s already as white as can be! [smirk] [wink] and a [grin]
I’m kinda turned on… #NotReally
I am kinda turned on that you might be turned on…#NotAtAll
There’s a guy in our neighborhood that goes all out every year with his costurme and flocks of kids come to his house to check him out. This year he was Voldemort and had over a thousand trick-or-treaters. Be careful what you wish for, Bearman. If you’re answering the door in that awesome costume you may need to buy more candy next year.
We usually only have about 40-50 kids. We had double this year so maybe word is out.
I don’t think I’d be able to pull that off for long before I started to cramp up.
🙂
You only need to hold the pose when someone new comes into the party. The tough part is drinking/eating without letting your makeup smudge. How do women do it?