Charity Challenge continues for those still alive and kicking. I need all the brownie points in heaven I can get and I guess so do you so see how you can help by clicking below.
Charity Challenge continues for those still alive and kicking. I need all the brownie points in heaven I can get and I guess so do you so see how you can help by clicking below.
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78 responses to “Rapture”
Seriously, I’m first to comment. Sheez, am I the only one here? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Wait….only one where???? Here or there?
I’m here too, loon – guess God didn’t think either of us was good enough for his company 🙁
Oh Loon you are with Duncan…then disregard my previous question. I know where you are.
We have our own little rapture, now pass me my wine Dunc 🙂
That is rupture as in your liver
Oh yeah, another typo, sorry 🙂
Hmmm, me thinks the correct answer is “B”. Yeas, definitely B.
You suck!
God I hope (that’s good way to start a pray right?) there is much more up in heaven than singing, clouds and angels.
There have been some that think dancing is not heavenly. Also alcohol doesn’t get mentioned. Flying is fun but after a few centuries of it, I might want to go for a swim. I wonder if the bible writers had enough imagination.
That is good because i don’t know how to play the harp
You’re fading in and o…
Bearma….
Can you hear me now?
🙂
What? are you not on the Verizon network?
With the ‘reception’ my phone usually has I’m not sure I’m on any network!
🙂
I vote B. Only because I’m an optimist.
You are in B just because of the fun that you make of poor singers trying to make a living
Hey, loon – so God doesn’t think we’re good enough to be lifted up to heaven, eh? 🙁
Well, sod that !!!
I’ve got a plan – we’ll make our own way there 😆
http://postimage.org/image/r3htgwis/
P.S. since I’m supplying the transport, seems only fair that you supply the wine and dorritos 😆
Well, I’ve got Doritos already packed for the trip. Cool Ranch.
How about beer instead. I only like a fine chianti
I could say something, but I won’t. 😉
We are opposite because I should shut up and I dont
We’re a day ahead of you here in Australia, Drats only 151 days of internet access left for me…
As long as there’s internet, I’ll be okay.
Just wire me your money at day 150
I’m sendin’ all my money to AT&T for more internet. Just in case.
I guess I made it too. Unless we’re part of the unchosen. Regardless, it appears I’m left in good company, cuz I’d probably be real peeved if you guys made it and I didn’t. Yeah, it’s called petty jealousy. It’s the reason I got left behind, I guess. 😀
Sorry to hear you didn’t make the cut, George, but you should be happy to hear it’s quite nice up here and cartoonists are greatly respected for their intelligence, wit, and talent.
And we have free wifi and lots of doritos
I thought that was heaven? Or at least nirvana.
No Nirvana is a band from the 90’s.
Are y’all getting paid yet? Or is everything free?
We have debit cards up here but the bill is sent to those of you left on earth
The best of both worlds! We have money, but never have to use it.
Hold your horses people, there has been a slight hiccup on the whole “end of the world” thingy. Seems Camping was a little off on his calculations…it’s the 26 of May. He didn’t calculate a week of scoffing 🙁
http://www.chattanoogan.com/articles/article_201862.asp
I think the last line is the best where the guy says he has the mayan date wrong
Blahahaha, day after Jesus’s birthday? Nice and ironic!!! What is it with doomsday-ers and their inability to calculate correctly. It’s like this bloggers inability to spell 🙂
Oooh and by THIS BLOGGER I’m referring to me…oh and Susi Spice.
Both a couple of dunbos
Is Dunbo Dumbo’s brother?
No a Dunbo is when you mistype something in a blog post or comment that completely changes the meaning in a funny way. The Loon is notorious for doing it and Susi Spice called someone out once and then called them a Dunbo instead of a Dumbo so it stuck.
I still haven’t been Raptured. I called all my friends to see if any of them had been taken, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized none of my friends were likely candidates for Rapturing.
I have read about the type of friends you have…not a surprise.
Shucks, I missed the cut as well, no great surprise there then…
You must be one of Good Greatsby’s friends…see right above.
I like this. A very kewl cartoon and summation of the faux pas of the year.
But being a sinner is still the way to go, eh? 😀
Thanks G…though I might have to stretch to call this one a cartoon.
It didn’t happen. I’m still here and I have reservations. They are not dated and no one knows when the trip will be. That’s why I am ready to go at any time.
Just make sure you don’t do anything that might get that reservation cancelled. And if you get there first…save me a seat.
The reservation was a gift… I didn’t do anything to deserve it so I can’t do anything to underserve it. It’s called grace and I’ll save you a seat. I’ll probably get there way before you do. I ain’t so sure about all this makin’ saints out of people but it sure would be cool to be the Patron Saint of Cartoonists.
Saint Luke and Catherine of Bologna are patron saints of ARtists.
Oh, rapture happened for me this weekend…. twice! *smirk* o.O
You mean eruption??
Well done. Love your approach on this. Very funny stuff.
Thanks Frank. It just flowed.
I really want to see what he has to say now that it hasn’t come. I really feel bad for the poor saps who sold everything.
He is going to be in hiding for at least a month. Make people think he was the only worthy one.
I don’t feel sorry for them as I should maybe. If I knew I was goin’ I would try to pay my debts before hand and get things in order.
I would get my things in order as well. But I do believe he will be in hiding as bearman said. Its kinda sad that someone can get so caught up in something like that. You would think with his so called days left he would have some sort of fun instead of making a lunny of himself.
What amazes me is all the people who stopped paying their bills and ran up their credit cards. As if screwing other people out of money would still get you a pass into heaven.
The dinosaurs were wiped out by a similar cataclysmic event, which I guess we can call the “velocirapture”.
Wonk wonk!
I had to read that word vvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery slowly to pronounce it right.
WTF ever happened to the all important cop-out, D, all of the above? Not being rapturized demands the use of more cho . . . . . .
cho?? Chocolate??
Not raptured. Not even enraptured by the weather. Wish the rain would stop.
I rather like DadaHyena’s velocirapture though. Will be wary outside just in case they got raptured to here.
Can you imagine it start raining dinosaurs. Be cooler than the cats and dogs it has been raining as of late.
It would be cool till they started eating people. Rawwr!!!!!!
Well then only the herbivores should come.
Howdy! New and unraptured to leave a message here! btw, good work with the charity work! 🙂
Thanks Al. following you on twitter now.
These people bring down christianity each time with their interpretation of the BIBLE.
They do make us look bad. I guess the best we can hope for is to live our lives in such a way that people will see that we are different in a good way.
Unless you are one who likes to fault any religion and lump all religious into the mix when someone does something stupid in its name.
There was a rapture? I thought Blondie did that back in the early 80’s. I guess everything makes a comeback… 😉
Unlike the end of the world…Blondies rapture was the end of their career.
I’m still trying to figure out if the rapture happened or not? I haven’t seen my mailman in awhile.
He is an angel for bringing you your 200 copies of MAD each month. (or is it still bimonthly?)
This later is so sweet with good theme.I am totally agree with this well sharing.
bearman.
how can i possibly put in a good word for you after all the crap you’ve pulled?