Rapture

Rapture final letter

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78 responses to “Rapture”

  1. Friggin Loon Avatar

    Seriously, I’m first to comment. Sheez, am I the only one here? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Wait….only one where???? Here or there?

  2. Duncanr Avatar

    I’m here too, loon – guess God didn’t think either of us was good enough for his company 🙁

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Oh Loon you are with Duncan…then disregard my previous question. I know where you are.

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        We have our own little rapture, now pass me my wine Dunc 🙂

        1. Bearman Avatar

          That is rupture as in your liver

          1. Friggin Loon Avatar

            Oh yeah, another typo, sorry 🙂

  3. CDowd Avatar

    Hmmm, me thinks the correct answer is “B”. Yeas, definitely B.

    1. Bearman Avatar
  4. lisleman Avatar

    God I hope (that’s good way to start a pray right?) there is much more up in heaven than singing, clouds and angels.
    There have been some that think dancing is not heavenly. Also alcohol doesn’t get mentioned. Flying is fun but after a few centuries of it, I might want to go for a swim. I wonder if the bible writers had enough imagination.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That is good because i don’t know how to play the harp

  5. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

    You’re fading in and o…
    Bearma….
    Can you hear me now?
    🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      What? are you not on the Verizon network?

      1. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

        With the ‘reception’ my phone usually has I’m not sure I’m on any network!
        🙂

  6. bschooled Avatar

    I vote B. Only because I’m an optimist.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You are in B just because of the fun that you make of poor singers trying to make a living

  7. Duncanr Avatar

    Hey, loon – so God doesn’t think we’re good enough to be lifted up to heaven, eh? 🙁

    Well, sod that !!!

    I’ve got a plan – we’ll make our own way there 😆

    http://postimage.org/image/r3htgwis/

    P.S. since I’m supplying the transport, seems only fair that you supply the wine and dorritos 😆

    1. George Avatar

      Well, I’ve got Doritos already packed for the trip. Cool Ranch.

      1. Bearman Avatar

        How about beer instead. I only like a fine chianti

  8. Jillsy Girl Avatar

    I could say something, but I won’t. 😉

    1. Bearman Avatar

      We are opposite because I should shut up and I dont

  9. Tony McGurk Avatar

    We’re a day ahead of you here in Australia, Drats only 151 days of internet access left for me…

    1. George Avatar

      As long as there’s internet, I’ll be okay.

      1. Bearman Avatar

        Just wire me your money at day 150

        1. George Avatar

          I’m sendin’ all my money to AT&T for more internet. Just in case.

  10. George Avatar

    I guess I made it too. Unless we’re part of the unchosen. Regardless, it appears I’m left in good company, cuz I’d probably be real peeved if you guys made it and I didn’t. Yeah, it’s called petty jealousy. It’s the reason I got left behind, I guess. 😀

    1. Binky Avatar

      Sorry to hear you didn’t make the cut, George, but you should be happy to hear it’s quite nice up here and cartoonists are greatly respected for their intelligence, wit, and talent.

      1. Bearman Avatar

        And we have free wifi and lots of doritos

        1. George Avatar

          I thought that was heaven? Or at least nirvana.

          1. Bearman Avatar

            No Nirvana is a band from the 90’s.

      2. George Avatar

        Are y’all getting paid yet? Or is everything free?

        1. Bearman Avatar

          We have debit cards up here but the bill is sent to those of you left on earth

          1. Binky Avatar

            The best of both worlds! We have money, but never have to use it.

  11. Friggin Loon Avatar

    Hold your horses people, there has been a slight hiccup on the whole “end of the world” thingy. Seems Camping was a little off on his calculations…it’s the 26 of May. He didn’t calculate a week of scoffing 🙁

    http://www.chattanoogan.com/articles/article_201862.asp

  12. Bearman Avatar

    I think the last line is the best where the guy says he has the mayan date wrong

    1. Friggin Loon Avatar

      Blahahaha, day after Jesus’s birthday? Nice and ironic!!! What is it with doomsday-ers and their inability to calculate correctly. It’s like this bloggers inability to spell 🙂

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        Oooh and by THIS BLOGGER I’m referring to me…oh and Susi Spice.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Both a couple of dunbos

          1. Binky Avatar

            Is Dunbo Dumbo’s brother?

          2. Bearman Avatar

            No a Dunbo is when you mistype something in a blog post or comment that completely changes the meaning in a funny way. The Loon is notorious for doing it and Susi Spice called someone out once and then called them a Dunbo instead of a Dumbo so it stuck.

  13. thegoodgreatsby Avatar

    I still haven’t been Raptured. I called all my friends to see if any of them had been taken, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized none of my friends were likely candidates for Rapturing.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I have read about the type of friends you have…not a surprise.

  14. Dave Hambidge Avatar
    Dave Hambidge

    Shucks, I missed the cut as well, no great surprise there then…

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You must be one of Good Greatsby’s friends…see right above.

  15. G Avatar

    I like this. A very kewl cartoon and summation of the faux pas of the year.

    But being a sinner is still the way to go, eh? 😀

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Thanks G…though I might have to stretch to call this one a cartoon.

  16. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

    It didn’t happen. I’m still here and I have reservations. They are not dated and no one knows when the trip will be. That’s why I am ready to go at any time.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Just make sure you don’t do anything that might get that reservation cancelled. And if you get there first…save me a seat.

      1. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

        The reservation was a gift… I didn’t do anything to deserve it so I can’t do anything to underserve it. It’s called grace and I’ll save you a seat. I’ll probably get there way before you do. I ain’t so sure about all this makin’ saints out of people but it sure would be cool to be the Patron Saint of Cartoonists.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Saint Luke and Catherine of Bologna are patron saints of ARtists.

  17. jynksie Avatar

    Oh, rapture happened for me this weekend…. twice! *smirk* o.O

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You mean eruption??

  18. Frank M Hansen Avatar

    Well done. Love your approach on this. Very funny stuff.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Thanks Frank. It just flowed.

  19. Rent Textbooks Avatar

    I really want to see what he has to say now that it hasn’t come. I really feel bad for the poor saps who sold everything.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      He is going to be in hiding for at least a month. Make people think he was the only worthy one.

    2. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

      I don’t feel sorry for them as I should maybe. If I knew I was goin’ I would try to pay my debts before hand and get things in order.

      1. Rent Textbooks Avatar

        I would get my things in order as well. But I do believe he will be in hiding as bearman said. Its kinda sad that someone can get so caught up in something like that. You would think with his so called days left he would have some sort of fun instead of making a lunny of himself.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          What amazes me is all the people who stopped paying their bills and ran up their credit cards. As if screwing other people out of money would still get you a pass into heaven.

  20. DadaHyena Avatar

    The dinosaurs were wiped out by a similar cataclysmic event, which I guess we can call the “velocirapture”.

    Wonk wonk!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I had to read that word vvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery slowly to pronounce it right.

  21. jammer5 Avatar

    WTF ever happened to the all important cop-out, D, all of the above? Not being rapturized demands the use of more cho . . . . . .

    1. Bearman Avatar

      cho?? Chocolate??

  22. Sheila Deeth Avatar

    Not raptured. Not even enraptured by the weather. Wish the rain would stop.

    I rather like DadaHyena’s velocirapture though. Will be wary outside just in case they got raptured to here.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Can you imagine it start raining dinosaurs. Be cooler than the cats and dogs it has been raining as of late.

      1. Rent Textbooks Avatar

        It would be cool till they started eating people. Rawwr!!!!!!

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Well then only the herbivores should come.

  23. alecho Avatar

    Howdy! New and unraptured to leave a message here! btw, good work with the charity work! 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Thanks Al. following you on twitter now.

  24. Corve Avatar

    These people bring down christianity each time with their interpretation of the BIBLE.

    1. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

      They do make us look bad. I guess the best we can hope for is to live our lives in such a way that people will see that we are different in a good way.

      1. Bearman Avatar

        Unless you are one who likes to fault any religion and lump all religious into the mix when someone does something stupid in its name.

  25. Rick the Stick Avatar

    There was a rapture? I thought Blondie did that back in the early 80’s. I guess everything makes a comeback… 😉

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Unlike the end of the world…Blondies rapture was the end of their career.

  26. Nate Fakes Avatar

    I’m still trying to figure out if the rapture happened or not? I haven’t seen my mailman in awhile.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      He is an angel for bringing you your 200 copies of MAD each month. (or is it still bimonthly?)

  27. Enkätverktyg Avatar

    This later is so sweet with good theme.I am totally agree with this well sharing.

  28. bluntdelivery Avatar

    bearman.

    how can i possibly put in a good word for you after all the crap you’ve pulled?