Outside of the United States you may not have heard about two of the most colorful players in American Football – Terrell Owens and Chad (Johnson) Ocho Cinco. But since they both have reality series on VH1, they are more popular than just their speed on the gridiron.
The Cincinnati Bengals have just signed Terrell to a contract bringing him on the same team as his longtime friend Chad. Terrell is also known by his initials – “T.O”. Let the Bengals Bromance begin!!
BTW, anyone actually own one of those two piece friend/love necklaces?
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68 responses to “Bearman Cartoon: Terrell Owens and Chad Ocho Cinco”
The post game interviews will rival the on field action in terms of entertainment value!
So true. I just hope they don’t lose alot or those could get ugly.
Bengal’s remind me of the Harlem Globetrotter’s more than a professional NFL team sometimes. This will add a bit of spice to everything.
If that were the case they would win every single game. Can you imagine being on the team they play against every night.
They’re like the opposite of them though where they loose almost every game! (Okay, I’ll be fair. They did decent last season.)
That was then…this is now..haha
The “broken heart” necklaces probably work best with a little ketchup packet behind them; that way, when it’s divided (or “broken”), there’s a big red gush!
Hey, that’s what it feels like.
There was a recipe for a heart shaped jello mold the squished some red blood like edible stuff out when you cut it.
apparently just being a good athlete is not enough anymore.
Those are a dime a dozen.
I think I’ve heard of chad…. has he got a famous girlfriend?
He has a bunch. His reality show is Chad looking for love (like the Bachelor)
i know nothing about anything you just said.
i relish in my ignorance.
You usually don’t.
that could be taken two ways.
i’m gonna take it as i usually don’t relish in my ignorance.
BAM, roasted.
I wouldn’t relish in your ignorance either.
Yeah, I know Chad, he played for the RedSox right?
‘cept he didn’t wear any 🙂
Hey don’t steal my line Jammers..haha
Great minds think alike 🙂
Playing with no sox can be rough 🙁
Very cool material.
Thanks MJ.
If those two can hold it together in the mental health department that will be the scariest receiving core in the history of the NFL. I would not want to have a job in any secondary’s anywhere near the NFC North.
Is the show entertaining?
Somewhat but so far he isn’t listening to anyone who point out the gold diggers in the crowd and keeps them in.
Friend not too many of us have them. Touches my heart to see two friends playing nicce together.
It will be interesting since both of them individually were double teamed, how they will be defended.
Yup, you’re right – never heard of them 😳
Do they play that game we call ’rounders’ over here ? 😉
No…it is that game you call football but it’s a little less boring.
So the Bengals found a better way to lose.
Just like Buffalo.
Just like Philly.
Just like the 49ers.
Yah.
The Bengals have spent 20 years finding ways to lose. This is hopefully a way to win.
Is the gag rule in effect? 🙂
GO CHARGERS!!!!!
Chargers??? Good luck with that one.
I know. They do have serious problems there, and it ticks me off . . . grrrrrr
You aren’t a fan unless you are emotionally invested.
Does Cincinatti still have a team? asked the Saint’s fan. (Actually I am a Giants fan but Saints come in second.
As long as you aren’t a Pittsburgh fan.
Pittsburgh… Is that in Canada?
Pre-season football starts this month… I know it ain’t real but it is football and I have missed it so much. You should have a lot of material for comics Bearman. Our obsession with sports is redediculous.
I am only into Football and Baseball to follow. Everything else I have to be there or I can’t watch it.
I always wanted to be a part of one of those two-piece necklaces. I settled for the wedding ring, though. 🙂
And now it is stuck on for good.
i don’t own one of those necklaces but i do own a big screen tv in which i plan to watch my beloved tampa bay buccaneers k!ck some profootball booty!! 🙂 🙂
You talking about the team that only won 3 games last year.
unlike some other fair weather fans, i’m in it for the long haul… i was a fan back in the orange jersey days too so i’ve seen thick and thin with this team…
You don’t know long hauls until you have been a Bengals fan.
I remember the good old days of Boomer. My son and I were Bengals fans then.
I was goin’ to be a Bucks fan but I heard yesterday they cut Jevon Snead so I don’t have a reason to pull for them now. I am a player fan more than I am a team fan. We don’t have pro sports in Mississippi because they make too much in college.
Well quit paying them so much. Then again does Mississippi have any top college schools?
There ought to be a nickname for the two together: I am stuck between “Decibels from Imbeciles” and “Ocho-Trouble”.
I’m sticking with TOcho or to-jam.
Yeah, I have several.
Whore!
*laughing hysterically*
Nice bling, Bear! I’ll look for it out on the street . . . oh wait. There is no “street” here. If I ever get to the big city . . .
No street. Where the heck do you live…Green Acres??
Think smaller. We’re even smaller than Mayberry — no P.D.
Is it just you on a large farm and you call it McGinleyville?
i have no idea who these ppl are…all im interested in is..are they hot?
Look em up lazy. I am not linking to their pics.
Ha! Awesome toon…
There’s gonna be a lot of hugs in that shower—win OR lose…
haha. So profound given what I will post tomorrow.
Right you were…
I feel bad for you man—the Bengals locker-room is going to be like the shitter backstage where The View is filmed…plus—you guys do have the gayest helmets in the league 🙂
The Chargers are worse.
My 1st wife bought us one when we first got married.
See how it is split in two…
Did you keep your half?
Man, I’m so far behind I didn’t even hear about this until right now. Come to think of it, I get most of my news on your site, Bearman. When are you gonna’ take this act to TV?! 🙂
When your little venture makes enough money to pay me to quit my real job.