Bearman Cartoon: Elvis Jackson
It must be tough being an Elvis Impersonator these days. People who were alive when Elvis was are becoming older and now with the untimely death of Michael Jackson, you will have all his impersonators cashing in. Them along with people hawking t-shirts and other unlicensed crap (as well as the occassional editorial cartoonist taking advantage of the situation).
So my three predictions:
1. Michael Jackson Impersonators will be getting alot of work.
2. Debbie Rowe will come out and say Michael is NOT the biological father of his children in her attempt to get custody (or at least more money)
3. Someone will link prediction 2 with Billy Jean (ie. The kids not my son) in either song or late night joke form.
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Hahaha – tough room! Maybe Bob should have opened with a moonwalk!
He did…but given his Elvis Impersonator past it ended up being a Moon Pie.
thanks for the great cartoon
Thanks for being great and saying how great it is.
Nice one!
Now you all are just messing with me.
No we’re noooot
Btw, you were correct about your second prediction: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/832184/jackson-rowe-not-childrens-parents
ha…one down!
I like it.
I am really blushing now.
oh i dunno… maybe if Bob lost a little weight and invested in some hair product
Well he already paid for the Thriller Jacket so he is invested.
I think we’ll be hearing and seeing alot of Debbie for the next couple of years.
Not if her gag order has any legs.
hehe love the cartoon!
ps your predictions…psychic! you should become a celebrity psychic… “i see in your future that you will suffer from some sort of substance addiction…”
“i see in your future that you will have a leaked sex tape available for $29.29 with partial royalties going to paris hilton”
and you can sell unlicensed crap off celebrities!? dude i gotta get into some of that… perhaps i should start cashin in on the next crazy celeb… hehe
Yes Susi…I am psychic. I am getting vibes for you.
1. You will come into some money (probably in the form of a paycheck)
2. Someone from your past will show up (probably on facebook)
3. You or someone you know is now pregant.
Brilliant cartoon…worthy of syndication.
Thanks Elizabeth…you get it syndicated and take your 10% fee. ha ha
Only if he can moonwalk while singing blue suede shoes.
LOL. Well, you can’t blame the guy for trying. Although, mixing arguably the two most influential singers of all time can’t hurt…..or can it?
haha. oh man. i can only imagine how many people will try to break into the michael impersonation market now. although, there are alot of options. any individual, male or female, with any shade of skin will do.
Maybe that should be your next career.
I agree the impersonators will start coming out soon. I personally find that thought creepy.
Wonder if there will be 3 or 4 that team up to do an entire retrospective tribute night showing the many periods (and faces)
r u saying i suck at my current career?!?!
I thought we were both still trying to figure out what that was.