You Are What You Eat


You are what you eat.  Ever said that line to someone trying to be funny.  Well, true story, this what the response I got recently.  I was at a client and brought in some AIRHEADS (Taffy Candy for those not familiar).  Gave one to a woman I barely knew and pretty much the exchange in the cartoon is exactly what happened.  Left me so flabbergasted I was left speechless (very rare) and just had to laugh and walk away.  Someone else claimed she was hitting on me but I think she was just trying to prove that she was a bigger smart ass than I am.

Every been in a situation where you have been one upped?

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  1. DadaHyena says:

    That guy is such a pussy. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

  2. Red Dwyer says:

    Bwahaha! I say the same thing.

  3. Comedy Plus says:

    I would have been speechless too. Yikes. She may have been hitting on you.

    Have a fabulous day. 🙂

  4. Tim says:

    In this age of political correctness, I would love to have a client who would say something like that!

    Did you know according to my new-ish firm’s guidelines I should never have said to a female “that color looks good on you”, (my go-to compliment) because it brings up her appearance and could cause a hostile environment. Sheesh I miss the old days.

  5. frigginloon says:

    A friend of mine who is a guitar teacher was a little concerned about a student who always wore short skirts when he gave her lessons . So he told her to wear pants . She leaned down and looked under her skirt and said “I am!”

  6. Dave says:

    I think you’ve heard me go off on people in the store before. I’m surprised no one has gotten offended, but they usually recognize the humor in my voice. (I think)

  7. Turn about is fair play.

  8. G. B. Miller says:

    Yes. My 14 year old daughter has a tendency to one up me quite frequently.

  9. duncanr says:

    “Every been in a situation where you have been one upped?”

    too many to mention 😆

  10. She’s quick!.. and easy apparently!

  11. lisleman says:

    Good to know that exchange went ok. You know without face slapping or lawsuits.
    I do enjoy people with good wit and humor.

  12. Bill Murphy says:

    Now she’s someone I’d like to hang with!

  13. David Hurley says:

    I would have done the same thing.

  14. Mark Stokes says:

    You are what you eat, not who you eat!

  15. Tony McGurk says:

    I’m lost for words on this one Bearman…

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