And here you thought snow balls came from the ground. Oh no my friends. The fresh ones come right off the vine…er snowman.
I have a feeling others have done this joke before me only cuz it seemed so obvious. I am sure my astute readers will point it out.
So the story I am told is that there was a Kangaroo farmer in Australia. Of course you could find use for Kangaroo pelt and meat but what about all the by product? So he decided to take the kangaroo balls and make Kangaroo Scrotum Bottle Openers. Now he is a multimillionaire.
Don’t believe they exist? Well my friends take a gander.
Imagine if this guy got rich off this what the rest of us might come up with to give new “life” to typically discarded things. Ideas?
Long time readers might recognize the design for “I Got Your Matzah Balls Right Here” because I posted it last year and asked if I should put it on a tshirt. Well guess what. I forgot to do it until now. Available on WackSack.com (I really need to rebrand all that to beartoons but obviously I am lazy).
So run out and get this Passover friendly shirt to show the world you are not happy to forego unleavened bread during the seder. Oh and if you aren’t Jewish…well show some attitude anyway.
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