Urine Mouthwash

Bearman Cartoons Urine Mouthwash in Ancient Rome

Yes friends urine luck, as I tell you the history of Urine Mouthwash. ย Well back before the daysย of Listerine and Scope, people needed something powerful enough to cure the breath of a dragon. ย Already used as a way to clean laundry someone must have said, “If it cleans my sheets, it has to do wonders on my teeth and breath”.

But Ancient Romans being Romans didn’t just want their own fluids. ย No they wanted to import the stuff from as far away as Portugal. ย In fact it became such a profitable and popular item that Nero did what all governments like to do….he taxed it.

I am sure you can find practitioners of the practice today still but I wasn’t adding that to my research. ย You can find out for yourself. ย haha

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37 responses to “Urine Mouthwash”

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      I didn’t say the education you received here was going to not gross you out.

  1. Bill Murphy Avatar

    Thanks for that piece of trivia Bearman! ๐Ÿ˜€
    You should have seen the look of horror on my friend’s face last week when I let him know that sweat is 10% urine.
    Wait till I tell him this one! ๐Ÿ˜€

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      I might have to stop licking the sweat off my upper lip going forward

  2. duncanr Avatar

    ‘the portuguese are still, to this day, selling urine mouthwash – under the guise of ‘Vinho Verde

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      I will have to look that up

  3. Comedy Plus Avatar

    I’ll keep my bad breath thankyouverymuch. That is just, well wrong on so many levels.

    Have a fabulous day. ๐Ÿ™‚

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Thank goodness we have moved beyond those years.

  4. frigginloon Avatar

    Hmm, interesting? Anyone want some authentic Aussie Loon Urine, I’m selling for $10 a bottle plus $2 GST.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      WE don’t pay GST here.

  5. Binky Avatar

    Your post left a bad taste in my mouth.

    1. frigginloon Avatar

      ๐Ÿ˜ฏ Wombat wee could only be sweet ๐Ÿ™‚

      1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

        I bet Peter’s carpets smell haha

        1. Binky Avatar

          Believe it or not we do have toilets up here! But if you come visiting, I’ll put a carpet out for you.

          1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

            I just shit in the woods

          2. Binky Avatar

            Not too surprising.

          3. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

            That’s what Bears do

  6. David Hurley Avatar

    A piece of History I never new about . . . YUCK!

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      And that’s why you visit here

  7. lisleman Avatar

    Wow wash my mouth with soap. If this practice makes a comeback it would be a good reason to out and get pissed.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      I’d have to be drunk to drink it

  8. Michael corley Avatar

    I feel in our society with crap,herbal cures I could make a killing off this.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      It would be your PEEce de resitance’

  9. AM Frasier Avatar

    HIlarious!!!!!!!

      1. AM Frasier Avatar

        I’ve heard that urin is good for soar throats….but then again so is a Halls lozange

        1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

          I’ll stick with Halls

  10. Tim Green Avatar

    Why was I never taught this in school?

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Just like you never were taught that Pompeii was just a big orgy city

  11. Tony McGurk Avatar

    And I thought “Taking the piss” was just a slang for making fun of someone. GROSS!!!

  12. Tony McGurk Avatar

    I can’t help wonder though what’s so great about Portugese urine.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      It wasn’t Rome….exotic

  13. Perk Avatar

    Bad breath? Urine trouble.

  14. DadaHyena Avatar

    That’s only the fourth or fifth most obscenely disturbing thing I’ve heard about the Romans (you don’t want to know what ranks higher up on the Disgust-O-Meter).

  15. Joseph DR Avatar

    That’s a nice piece of gross out info, Bearman! I saw a book on Amazon about urine diet or something.

    I found it. Here it is:

    Urine Therapy – How To Drink Your Own Urine

    How did I come across this title? I don’t know!

  16. jynksie Avatar
    jynksie

    Milk, Milk, Lemonade. Around the Corner, Fudge is Made… please don’t tell us what the Romans do with the fudge… no one needs to know! …. EVER! [yeeesh]