Citrus Contraception



UPDATE:  Jake Kern on Google Plus provided the winning caption.  Thanks to all that participated.


Citrus as Contraception.  Yes back centuries ago, women would use citrus rinds as an early form of contraception.

Now I had captioned this with a comment from this middle ages orange peddler but figured I would give you all an opportunity to showcase your creativity.  What do you think he should be saying to entice people to buy his oranges given the topic of this cartoon?

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  1. Nate Fakes says:

    You’ll be saying, “Orange you glad you used protection!”

  2. jynksie says:

    So,- thats- how orange creamcicles were invented! [smirk] this Isn’t the caption BTW!

    It’s a seedless orange going in, get em while they’re plump and juicy! [thats the caption]

  3. jynksie says: more!

    Hey ladies, pucker up and encourage your man to… grind your rinds! [caption]

  4. Jeff says:

    Anything else therefore just isn’t Orange-nal

  5. Comedy Plus says:

    Yikes, I didn’t know this and I’m terrible with captions. Terrible.

    Have a fabulous day. 🙂

  6. Rosie says:

    “A rind like this
    And you won’t believe
    How happy you’ll be –
    You didn’t conceive!”

  7. Jim says:

    “Don’t bear a pest. Use the zest!”

    Okay. I got nuthin’.

  8. DJ Bogrotter says:

    “Use an orange, or you’ll feel like a lemon”
    “F**k á l’orange!”
    (apologies if the language is a bit much in this one – feel free to delete it if you want to)
    “They’re seedless, just like you will be.”
    “And if you make margaritas with afterwards, you won’t need to salt the rim”
    Erm… will that do?

  9. Kim says:

    “If it rhymed with sex, we’d have a catchy jingle!”

  10. George Ford says:

    “It certainly has a-peel!” 😀

  11. George Ford says:

    “You know what else doesn’t rhyme with ‘orange’? ‘Babies’!”

    I’m here all day.

    Unless I’m there.

    Way out there.

  12. “No, really. I mean you believed hose witches had powers, so why not this?”

  13. Bill Murphy says:

    Oranges here! The perfect way to stop the fruit of your loins!

  14. Tony McGurk says:

    Ladies, just hold the rind tightly between your knees & there’s no way you’ll get pregnant

  15. lisleman says:

    How do like his apples? Use an orange.
    Yeah, I don’t have anything. This is very interesting fact that has me wondering what it was like to use. The scent of oranges after sex might be refreshing.

  16. Laura W says:

    A smooth orange is an orgasmic experience ! (caption)

  17. Gruhn says:

    Sorry I missed this. Great caption from the winner though. No way I could have beat that!

  18. Dave says:

    It doesn’t seem like that citrusy fruit is curing his scurvy.

  19. Mark Stokes says:

    I wonder is they passed the citric acid test?

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