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  1. I live in California, so everything is taxes and sometimes more than once. Crazy I tell you. What are you going to do? If you want to travel you just suck it up. Bugger.

    Have a terrific day. :)

  2. So, how do you reserve the room if not a CC? What tripe. I am so glad my hotel membership takes care of all the dumb stuff. Ugh.

    And what is so special about Sunday?

    • You can reserve it with a credit card but they tell you at check out if you don’t use cash or ATM that they will charge an extra x%

  3. I learned the hard way from staying in big cities that it can cost as almost as much to have your car spend the night there.
    Believe it or not – our small village uses the extra lodging tax to pay for our 4th July firework show. Stay here and we will celebrate it later.

  4. Sunday is double time I think. It used to be when I worked for a mining company on a 7 day shift roster. Paid internet should be top quality or you shouldn’t have to pay in my opinion. They really know how to rip people off. It’s a wonder they don’t have a water meter & electricity meter installed in every room too. To save money take your own jar of Vegemite is the best option.

    We stayed at a hotel in Hobart recently & they took my credit card details to cover any “incidentals” in case we took stuff from the mini-bar, the chocolates etc & left without paying for them. That sort of stuff was complimentary once. We used none of that stuff & they didn’t have to charge anything to my credit card. When I checked my credit card balance on Netbank recently the hotel had hit me up for a $2 credit card surcharge!!! I didn’t pay for anything with it!!!

    • I hope you got them to remove it.

      I get it about Sunday historically when people never got days off. But in this day and age if you get two days off and they happen to be Monday and Tuesday, you shouldn’t get a bonus for working Sunday. Otherwise 90% of the people would want Friday and Saturday off and work the rest of the week. I would.

  5. interesting…but at least you got to go to Australia!! :-) (My bad, I didn’t even know you went!)

  6. I like the “Are You Being Served” caption. two thumbs up.

  7. $300 for one night, what a bargain! You could have stayed in my burrow for 50 bucks. It includes all the native grasses you could eat.

  8. In my limited travels I have found in many cases that a mid range motel is nicer and gives better service than some of the more expensive ones. If they charge for internet..I don’t stay there. I won’t be staying in any for awhile now because most of them don’t allow pets and I ain’t leavin’ Molly at home.

    • When I travel for work i tend to stay at the business hotels. Hilton Garden Inn, Hampton, Courtyard so they tend to have everything I need at a reasonable price. Some of my coworkers stay at Marriott’s etc and they wonder why they can’t come under budget every year.

  9. BTW was there anything about Australia that you liked? :)

  10. Padded bills are one of my extreme dislikes when it comes to traveling abroad. You can’t escape it, you just have to shake your wallet out until you return home.

    I recall, after a pleasant-yet-expensive vacation to the Bahamas, how happy I was to get back in the U.S. where I could actually buy a dollar-bag of chips without having to pay 5 bucks plus tip three people just to get them. I’ll never forget that joy and exhilaration. :)

  11. Can’t say I have much experience with padded bills. You have to admit you did make them work on a Sunday though… I think you should have stayed with Binky… Wonder what his Sunday charge would have been…?
    J-Dotson

  12. Don’t you love these! As someone who has spent 20 years on the road I got use to them, now I just check to make certain they haven’t double dipped. My husband is from the Bahamas, we travel there frequently to visit his family and always stay at a hotel. All hotels there charge a ‘resort fee’, even if they are not a resort. That fee is anywhere from $25 to $50 per night. Add their very high taxes and it gets very pricey.

  13. This is why I just sleep up in a tree most of the time.
    Seriously though… seems kind of lame. Annabelle and I didn’t even charge extra for credit and we were about as small-time as it gets (although the ‘merchant services’ contract was one of the things that wound up biting the hardest).
    :)

  14. This is a matter I am all too familiar with. The internet is always the worst!

  15. I can’t say we’ve really had any obnoxious surcharges in hotels, but there are some hotels we’ll definitely stay away from… like the Motel 6 where we found little hairs in the wash cloths…

  16. those charges do seem a bit excessive especially cause they were not explained prior to or while checking in.

  17. Don’t forget the “and we have to look at your face” charge!

  18. Blame our friggin Prime minister for most of that. Fair Work Australia (friggin union!!!!!) have made it compulsory for restaurant staff to be paid extra on Sundays and Public Holidays resulting in most restaurants not opening on those days. Banks charge high fees for businesses to use credit cards which they kindly handball to the customer. The Prime Minister is considering raising the GST. Madness I say, madness. Now you know why Aussies don’t tip ;)

  19. Oh but on a good note Consumer Affairs are currently looking into the ridiculously high charges for internet services in hotels.

  20. The sucker charge
    I like that one :) lol
    Some of those charges
    are bordering on the
    wicked, and I don’t mean
    great either :( lol

    A nice offering this one :)

  21. susi spice

    well well well… your people over charged me ridiculously for car hire and hotels in the US, now..pay back… he he and he!

  22. Nate Fakes

    Upcharge on Sunday’s and public holidays? Wow. I hope that wasn’t at McDonald’s.

  23. Deb

    Now I remember why I got a 5th wheel…lol…Those prices are outrageous!

  24. Buying bread from a man in Brussels
    He was six foot four and full of muscle
    I said, “Do you speak-a my language?”
    He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
    And he said, “THAT WILL BE $20!”

  25. I have found traveling in the USA that cheap motels often include Internet. It ain’t great but hey. The posh hotels hit you $20 a day for it and it ain’t great either.

    The trick to enjoying vegemite is to spread it very thin! Vegemite over mozarella cheese is actually quite tasty.

  26. Ouch. Brutal. That’s why package travel deals are sometime better.

  27. Here in Germany prices are fairly reasonable for food when one goes out to eat. They get you on the drinks. .5 liter beer is 3.50 euros. If I go to the store that same beer is .80 cents!

    I could have drank 4.375 beers for that price… though those days are way behind me and never lasted long to begin with. 5 or 6 times with a hangover was enough for one lifetime.

  28. jb

    It’s always those hidden charges that get ya.

  29. susi spice

    well in reality this whole notion of pay per service stems from capitalism..and who is the biggest capitalist promoter and enforcer? the US.. we have no one to blame but ourselves.. hahahha

  30. If you don’t act like an adult, can you get out of the surcharge? I’m sure throwing a tantrum would do the trick!

  31. You went to Australia! I take a little time off from blogging and this is the stuff I miss. Wow! I’m sure it was amazing…pricey, but amazing!

  32. planetross

    Of all the taxes in Australia, I think the “Australian syntax” is the worst. hee hee!