P is for Proboscis Monkey. I love that the scientific term for this animal is “Nasalis larvatus” Given their Jimmy Durante nasal features, it is no wonder one of them might opt for a nose job. Native to Borneo these monkey’s use their large noses as an echo chamber when calling to entice the women and ward off foes.
Also known as the Popeye Monkey. Or at least that’s what I call them (Alice the Goon).