Tag: Urine

  • Urine Mouthwash

    Urine Mouthwash

    Bearman Cartoons Urine Mouthwash in Ancient Rome

    Yes friends urine luck, as I tell you the history of Urine Mouthwash.  Well back before the days of Listerine and Scope, people needed something powerful enough to cure the breath of a dragon.  Already used as a way to clean laundry someone must have said, “If it cleans my sheets, it has to do wonders on my teeth and breath”.

    But Ancient Romans being Romans didn’t just want their own fluids.  No they wanted to import the stuff from as far away as Portugal.  In fact it became such a profitable and popular item that Nero did what all governments like to do….he taxed it.

    I am sure you can find practitioners of the practice today still but I wasn’t adding that to my research.  You can find out for yourself.  haha

  • Hallmark Fail

     

    Hallmark Smelly Asparagus Card

    INSIDE:  I love you Stinky!!

     

    So I figure if bschooled and I are going into the greeting card business that I should at least get some experience under my belt first.  On facebook I stumbled upon the Hallmark Greeting Card Contest page.  Their most recent contest had to do with food.  You needed to make a Birthday or Love card that incorporated food in some way.

    So this was my entry.   And it failed.  Maybe it was too gross for Hallmark but my wife said she would buy it so at least I have one.  Or maybe it has been done before but I don’t think so.

    For those who have no idea what the joke is, either you are of the 50% of the population who has pee that doesn’t smell after eating asparagus, you don’t eat asparagus, or you really smell and don’t know it. 

    Read more on why your pee smells after eating asparagus on the Straight Dope.