Tag: Condoms

  • Buying Condoms Cartoon

    Today’s cartoon on condom purchasing and the embarrassment it can cause was inspired by real life.  The other day I had a few things to pick up at the grocery store and I was waiting in line behind a 20 something woman who confidently held a box of condoms in her hand ready to purchase.  I thought to myself that I was so happy to be married so I didn’t have to deal with that anymore.

    I don’t know about you but when I used to buy condoms, I tended to throw a couple more non essential items into the basket.  For a time at my local grocery store you had to ask the pharmacist to unlock a cabinet where they were located.  I guess because people would rather steal them than be embarrassed by purchasing them.

    Thinking back, condom purchasing wasn’t the only thing I used to be embarrassed doing.  I once was a gopher in an office where I had to buy tampons for the five women that worked there.  Of course none of them used the same type.  So here I went lugging five boxes up to the counter.  The clerk looked at me funny and I said “This is the lowest point in my career.”

    Even speaking up and ordering a drink at a crowded bar.  I tended to just hold my money in my hand hoping eventually the bartender would see me.  My wife can’t believe that I ever was shy for any reason.  How about you?  Anything you used to abhor doing that is no big deal now?

  • Bearman Condoms

    So a few days ago my friend Lynn did a post saying she found a site that would put your face on a condom.  Not having a pic, she decided to use my almost famous avatar and claimed to have sent away for some.  This started a whole firestorm of conversation.

    Then yesterday I post something about a  cartoon I did for a friend and the Friggin Loon started to hijack my post going back to the condom thing.  So I decided to let you all play here.  Come up with whatever jokes, slogans, ribs, jabs, pokes (not that kind of poke) you want.

    UPDATE: Check out Purple Hatters Gross Cartoon he did on Bearman Condoms  WARNING Not Safe for Keeping Food Down.