Category: Cool Stuff

Trump Pence – Make America Crap Again

Donald J Trump has decided that Indiana Governor Mike Pence should be his Vice Presidential candidate. Much like no one checking Melina’s speech before it was delivered at the convention for potential issues regarding plagiarism of Michelle Obama, did no one think that Trump Pence could be shortened to TP which is itself a acronym for Toilet Paper.

Well I did and to parody Trump’s famous, Make America Great Again, I now give you “Make America Crap Again” And even better it is now available on tshirts, bumper stickers, drinkware and more at Cafepress. Whether you are a #nevertrump personon the left or the right, you can express your thoughts on this duo. Just head over to

http://cafepress.com/donaldjtrump

And if you feel the need to laugh at Hillary Clinton too then head over to this cartoon.

July 20, 2016
Santa’s Home Security

Oh you better watch out!!! Santa is coming!! You know he sees you when you’re sleeping and he knows when you’re awake. Sounds like the creepiest stalker I have ever heard of. So what better way to commemorate the creepiest stalker in the world than put his cartoon image on a tshirt. Who else would you trust with your Home Security System. The man NEVER sleeps. He watches you more than the government. In fact he may be a government spy.

Well tell your friends to let him know you know by buying the shirt.

November 25, 2015
Preparation Hillary T-shirt

Preparation Hillary T-Shirt. I thought this parody of the Preparation H box would make my readers who are fans of Hillary Clinton (any of you out there?) happy. Clinton’s biggest threat in the Democrat nomination for President is Bernie Sanders.

Bernie supporters are very mobile and vocal on social media tagging many of their posts with “Feel the Bern” So what better way to take care of the “Bern” than some Preparation H.

Get the shirt here

October 15, 2015
Oktoberfest T-shirt

New Oktoberfest t-shirt design for 2014. I decided that my very first tshirt design needed an update for 2014. So here it is along with other holiday designs. So when it is time for Oktoberfest whether in Munich or Zinzinnati (Cincinnati), it is time to “Grab Your Sausage and Have Fun” Because what is funnier than a man in Lederhosen grabbing an oversized chunk of meat.

Of course saying “Wienerschnitzel” instead of “Sausage” would have been funnier but they are two completely different things.

In addition to my cafepress store, I also added this design to my Society6 site in case anyone prefers their shirts.

August 20, 2014
Just One Bad Century Tshirt

Have you ever had a bad day? What about a bad century? If you are a Chicago Cubs fan you probably have had both. Something about a goat and a curse and the once perennial winners can’t buy a baseball championship. So some “fans” got together to poke fun at their team. Because sometimes crying just waters down your beer. Thus became the site Just One Bad Century

So in honor of 2014 the guys over there asked me to use their previous tshirt look but update it with a new slogan and image. This is it. So if you are interested head over to their site and buy it.

July 9, 2014
Chromecast Giveaway

WINNER UPDATE: Congratulations to the winner Randy McCumber. I’ll be contacting you for address info.

Google came out with a new Chromecast streaming dongle. I got two and am giving one away. Just comment below and I’ll give one away on Sunday. Make sure your correct email is included so I can contact you if you win.

Thanks

July 25, 2013
When Food Goes Bad

It is interesting how one thing inspires the next. Thinking about smells in my last post got me thinking about when food goes bad. Which of course drove an image of a gang of bad food, which of course led that group of a moldy steak, cracked egg, and sour milk to end up in a police line-up. Don’t ask me how my brain works.

So of course it was time to do a long overdue tshirt design and this is what I came up with. Think it might be good for a baby bib or kids shirt so I put them on all those things now available on my store.

It was fun experimenting with a single color palette of blue. Anything you see that is dark blue lines used to be black. I think I need to do a tutorial for Photoshop (Elements) users on how easy it is to change your line color after the fact.

Anyone ever have food poisoning?? I think I am up to four times in my life, but I eat out a bunch.

July 24, 2013
Less Hair – More Head Tshirt

You may recall this post announcing my Dave Stern’s book, The Balding Handbook. Well Dave has finally made available the tshirt design I did for him now available here for $15

Trust me I took the phrase “Less Hair, More Head” way differently than Dave did but he insisted on that tag line. hahah

April 11, 2013
Gourmet Popcorn Giveaway

Popcorn Giveaway. My wife and I are regular visitors to a store in our area. Patty’s Old Fashioned Popcorn. Gourmet Popcorn, homemade fudge and Hawaiian Ice all are good reasons to go but even more are the owners, Pat and Randy.

So who better to put on a popcorn tin than those two characters. I am giving away 4 popcorn tins with your choice of Cheese, Caramel or a mixture of the two. Two here and two on Google plus so you can enter both places. Enter on google plus here

How to Enter:

All you need to do is comment on this post with your City and State/Country. You can also feel free to tell me what makes you sweet, salty or cheesy.

Want a BONUS Entry? Of course you do.

I am continuing to try to raise awareness of Head and Neck Cancer. The horrible form of cancer that took my friend Brandon. So go like the foundation page on Facebook created in his memory. Since FB has wonky rules on doing contests and didn’t want to have to make anyone managing the page provide me updates, all I am asking is that if you do “like” the page to just write “LIKED” in your comment along with your city/town.

Deadline is EOD Sunday.

Good Luck

No Purchase Necessary. I reserve the right to choose an alternate winner if issues with shipping to a particular country.

March 27, 2013
Battery Hog Tshirt

So you know what I did last night. I drew. Not because I had to or felt an obligation to but because I wanted to. One of the things I wanted to do was beef up my tshirt shop and start doing more designs.

This Battery Hog was inspired by apps like Facebook and Google Plus which seem to drain the hell out of my cell phone battery. So I thought it would be fun to make an iphone or android case that had this image. But I figured there are a bunch of “battery hogs” Slap the shirt on an infant who drains you. Slap it on your spouse who we KNOW drains you. Get them on a bunch of stuff available here.

See and you all thought I was giving up completely.

February 13, 2013