Seven Deadly Sins Cartoon: Lust

Seven Deadly Sins Cartoon: Lust

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Part two of my week showcasing the Seven Deadly Sins by Lust.  It seems several of our regulars are guilty of this sin. (ahem Lynn, Myra, Dennis)

Speaking of Lust.  The perfect story that ties into this idea happened just yesterday.  While I was sitting in the car, my wife was outside pumping gas.  (Now wait a minute before you say anything…it was her car so she should pump her own gas and it proves I am not a macho chauvinist that I would think women aren’t capable of pumping their own gas).  Anyway this dude gets out of his car, sees my wife and says “Woo Wee, If the good Lord made you any finer he would have kept you for himself.”

Comments

65 responses to “Seven Deadly Sins Cartoon: Lust”

  1. bschooled Avatar

    Haha! Be careful Bearman.

    It’s guys like that who end up with the women whose ex-husbands would make them pump the gas!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Well when you are loved as much as I am, there is no chance of there being any exes. Besides…he was a big ugly dude. So no threat to me. haha

      1. lynn Avatar

        uh huh.. she’s saving that opportunity for the better looking ones anyway. oooh, that had to hurt!

          1. lynn Avatar

            c’mon, spar with me today. i’m feeling frisky.

  2. bschooled Avatar

    OMG, I can’t believe I beat FL here…

    1. Friggin Loon Avatar

      Me neither…what the hell is going on here???????

      1. Bearman Avatar

        Your slothness is taking over.

  3. nursemyra Avatar

    Did you deck him?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Nope. My wife said the older she gets the more flattered she is that guys are checking her out.

      And I am confident in my manhood that the best retort is the guy knowing she is with me.

      1. jillsy Avatar

        I totally agree with you and your wife!

        1. Bearman Avatar

          See…somebody gets me.

      2. Sheila Deeth Avatar

        I love your answer.

  4. susispice Avatar

    bschooles that makes two of us!

    I told her some hot guy was asking after her so she still at the door ..waiting..told her hed be back… lol

    cute little cartoon… haha

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Huh…I didn’t get that.

  5. Brad Avatar

    What a … horny devil.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Ahh…you noticed his horns and his tail were “upright”

  6. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

    A lot of folks are guilty of this one. I’ll bet your wife was smilin’ and hummin’ all day after that.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You know it.

  7. Dan Avatar

    You should move to Jersey where you’re not allowed to pump your own gas – then your wife would be safe from the cat calls! Assuming, as Bo, etc. have pointed out, she doesn’t like the cat calls 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Bo pointed out she doesn’t mind the cat calls. And she doesn’t..haha

  8. Nate Fakes Avatar

    Wow! It’s like looking in a mirror at myself from high school!

  9. Ahmnodt Heare Avatar

    Take away the horns and that cartoon is me! Especially the hands and tongue…

    1. lynn Avatar

      well hello ahmnodt, i don’t believe we’ve met. i’m new here. ♥

      1. Bearman Avatar

        New here? Don’t try those blog pick up lines on my site..haha

      2. Ahmnodt Heare Avatar

        Hi Lynn, welcome to Bearman’s blog!

        1. Bearman Avatar

          She’s not new..don’t fall for that. She was just trying to get you to visit her blog.

    2. Bearman Avatar

      You need to do something about that red blotchy skin and pointy ears then.

  10. jammer5 Avatar

    Remember: she did make you change the channel 🙁

    1. Bearman Avatar
  11. Dennis the Vizsla Avatar

    I have no idea what you’re talking about.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Pleading the fifth when you know your guilty is actually the Eigth Deadly sin.

  12. lynn Avatar

    that fine looking wife of yours needs a visit with me! no… get your head out of the gutter now. i’d like to have a word with her about pumping her own gas when there’s a perfectly capable man in the car.

    hey i can change my tire if i had to so pumping gas is no problem; but if he’s right there in the car his ass is getting out! so, who irons your clothes?

    yes, this sin may definitely keep my out of heaven but at least i’ll be in good company, duncan and myra will be there too right?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I iron my clothes thank you very much. I do laundery. I am domesticated.

      1. lynn Avatar

        yeah yeah, you are woman, hear you roar! funny devil toon btw.

      2. Sheila Deeth Avatar

        My Mum irons when she visits at Christmas. Not sure what that makes us. Un-ironed probably.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Maybe she is trying to tell you something.

    2. Dennis the Vizsla Avatar

      Do I have to get my head out of the gutter? My head likes it there.

      1. Bearman Avatar

        No room for the rest of your body down there?

  13. George Avatar

    I love Lusty’s tongue. That IS a tongue, right? 😀

    1. Bearman Avatar

      What else could it be??

  14. Dan McGinley Avatar

    One look at that cartoon tongue, and I finally “get” the Rolling Stones’ cartoon tongue. They’re ALL about lust!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Which is amazing by their looks that any of them got women. Just shows money and power…money and power.

  15. lisleman Avatar

    I was wondering where all the commenters were today. Looks like they are enjoying your little devilish post. Good story.
    Could have been worst. Your wife could of had gas instead of getting gas. I think the brits are smart to use the word petrol.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      My have does both…oops sorry honey.

  16. lisleman Avatar

    So you will be putting this little devil in different poses for each sin. I’m waiting to see how you do the sin of pride.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      He was tough but I think I got him.

  17. G Avatar

    Personally, I would go with Penguin Lust.

    1. Bearman Avatar
  18. SpilledInkGuy Avatar
    SpilledInkGuy

    Cue some theme music! *boom chicka bow bow …* 😉

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Is that what you say every night?? haha

  19. Corve Avatar

    Aren’t we all guilty

  20. Friggin Loon Avatar

    Blahahah be grateful that the guy wasn’t talking to you Bearman 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I would have been just as flattered..haha

  21. Dave Hambidge Avatar

    Some men might enjoy this older ditty?

  22. Ron-Yves Avatar

    ummmmmmmmm—is it wrong that this one makes me think of Ovaltine as well???

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Only if your family catches you licking the open jar.

  23. Ron-Yves Avatar

    Licking? Was that a typo orrrrr…?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      noooooooooo

  24. blunt delivery Avatar

    wow. i TOTALLY deserve some extra credit for all this commenting at once. i never lust.

    although i might be watching The Tudors for the sole purpose that King Henry is smoking hot.

    whatever

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Which season though. This last one he was pretty gross.

      1. blunt delivery Avatar

        just started. i’m on season one. they are kinda disgusting.

        that whole betrothing someone at the age of like 6 is kinda gross

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Ok I won’t tell you how it ends..hahahahahah