Oh you better watch out!!! Santa is coming!! You know he sees you when you’re sleeping and he knows when you’re awake. Sounds like the creepiest stalker I have ever heard of. So what better way to commemorate the creepiest stalker in the world than put his cartoon image on a tshirt. Who else would you trust with your Home Security System. The man NEVER sleeps. He watches you more than the government. In fact he may be a government spy.
Well tell your friends to let him know you know by buying the shirt.
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20 responses to “Santa’s Home Security”
Santa Clause is coming…
FOR YOU!
Santa’s gonna getcha!!
I always thought Santa was creepy for this exact reason. When I got older, I wondered if he edited the video for his own entertainment. *giggles*
I try to leave nothing for him to track
And he’s got the videos to blackmail you with!
How do you think he can afford to give away free toys
Creepy damn b%#@%$d!!! I need to get me some aluminium foil curtains.
Or does that only work for aliens???
Aluminum foil hat not curtains.
I’d feel a lot safer!
Order yours today on Cyber Monday
Santa may be a government spy. Oh my. Kind of frightening. Funny, but frightening.
Have a fabulous day. 🙂
Good one. Even if the-be-good-or-else works once or twice it won’t be long before the kids catch on and probably use it against you. The new version of this is the Elf on the Shelf.
Waiting for someone to put a camera in an elf on the shelf to really keep an eye on their kids
Ok, I’ll be good! For goodness sakes, I swear!
Big Claus is watching you!
Ha! How Orwellian.
George Orwell was thinking the same thing
Santa Claus is such a strange figure in our current culture. So many people scream “SCIENCE AND FACTS” yet, when it comes to Santa, they turn a blind eye.
Tradition!!!!!
Love it! And yes, I’ve always found that song bizarre too–to think some parents really use that to keep their kids in line!
As someone else mentioned…that is what brought about the Elf on a Shelf