You are not a good candidate for them since you gave it even a second thought. They are looking for non-thinkers. Why do comment spammers keep adding stupid comments on my blog that get filtered out only for me to delete?
Looks like Wombie kids don’t get it as easy as human kids then. I heard that Wombies are put to work as soon as they can walk on Wine Gum Factory production lines. It builds character & endurance & an appreciation of the fact that wine gums don’t just grow on trees.
I still get quite a few emails from a Muhammad Alabajar saying that he has millions of dollars for me waiting. He just wants all my contact info and bank account information. I can’t wait! Maybe then I can update MY website.
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55 responses to “Bearman Ponders: Get Rich Quick Schemes”
I’ve wondered that too.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
The world may never know.
Nor how to get to the center of a tootsie pop
Don’t muddle my get rich scheme with facts!
Facts always get in the way of the truth…oh wait.
You are not a good candidate for them since you gave it even a second thought. They are looking for non-thinkers. Why do comment spammers keep adding stupid comments on my blog that get filtered out only for me to delete?
Because they are looking for the lowest common denominator. Thankfully you pass
I love the ones where they say they can get you 10, 000 Twitter followers and they only have a couple of dozen.
Another good thing to ponder
Get rich quick scheme
Step One – Minimize expenditure. Pay sweeties to 5yr old for website design
Step Two – Maximise income. Find a load of suckers to exploit
Step 3….sit back and wait for the Brinks truckload of money
Step 4…Spend money before Brinks truck arrives with cashier’s check for half the cost of the hosting package.
Step 5…Declare bankruptcy and start a new site.
ooh so you are familiar with this tactic??
Because they don’t have the money to hire a professional web designer?
BINGO!!!
I guess that’s why they get rich quick because they save big dollars on web design professionals by getting their toddler to do it for them..
I tried to get toddlers to do my work but I got arrested for child labor laws
See, that’s the problem with the world today, kids get it too darned easy
I use underage Wombies.
Looks like Wombie kids don’t get it as easy as human kids then. I heard that Wombies are put to work as soon as they can walk on Wine Gum Factory production lines. It builds character & endurance & an appreciation of the fact that wine gums don’t just grow on trees.
Where do wine gums grow?
5year olds…..pfft. I can’t even afford a caged chimp, I’ve got a rhesus monkey making my next website.
Let me have his number when you are done with him.
I have the same pondering thoughts about spammers. Dear god, who the hell clicks on penis enlargement, viagra and testosterone?
😳
“That’s not my penis pump” – Austin Powers
I clicked on a penis enlarger link & it took me to a discount magnifying glass website 😛
How did your wife like the present?
We tried it out in the back yard & the sun burnt a hole in my penis 😀
If it looks like a million dollars couldn’t fix it you might be looking at my ‘work’.
🙂
But you make pretty pictures which distracts us
That sometimes makes me wonder too. lol
Things that make you go hmmmm
Maybe it’s a 5 year old who’s a millionaire.
Or Nerd Bird designed your website Jack & now he’s a Gullionaire
Jack….I need one of them to adopt me.
lol now that is a great question and there are so many out who want me to become millionare and slim and fit and enlarged everything…
Soma… How do you mean
enlarged everything? 😉 lol xxxx
Enlarged?? haha
It is probably a booby trap Bearman, don’t walk
into it, unless you like boobies of course? 😉 lmao
Sadly it wasn’t a booby trap, just a ponzi scheme
For the same reason that these phishing emails always have the same bad grammar and spelling errors.
That’s what happens when you do a copy/paste
They’re spending their millions on yachts of course. yachts and yachts of Ponzi schemes…
yachtsa luck
I’m always reluctant to do business with a website that looks like it was made by a grade-schooler back in the 90’s.
And yet you still come here
I wonder if there is a guy called Rich who has one of those sites:
“Send me money and I’ll come to you as quick as I can!”
Bring on all the Riches
I guess you have to cut corners SOMEWHERE! 🙂
Cut it out!
Those who can get rich, do. Those who can’t get rich charging for the dream.
Very profound.
Amen!!!
I still get quite a few emails from a Muhammad Alabajar saying that he has millions of dollars for me waiting. He just wants all my contact info and bank account information. I can’t wait! Maybe then I can update MY website.