Happy Tax Day

I'm a Democrat until April 15

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44 responses to “Happy Tax Day”

  1. nursemyra Avatar

    Ummm… it’s not exactly clear to this Aussie 🙁

    1. Bearman Avatar

      April 15 in the United States is the last day to file your taxes. Many wait until the last day.

      I heard this phrase from someone who said they believe in every social program that you can come up with (a democrat leaning philosophy). She just hates actually having to pay for them (a republican leaning philosophy).

  2. Zac Goodall Avatar

    Another common thing to hear:

    “Man, I hate doing taxes. Stupid government always taking my money.”

    “How much do you owe?”

    “Oh, nothing. I got a return.”

  3. Tony Avatar

    Is that a Tax for being happy, or a day to be happy for paying tax. Is that a donkey & an elephant on the bag? It kinda implies that the government will happily tax your ass off & they will certainly never forget to do it.

    1. lynn Avatar

      tony, this was brilliant!

      1. lynn Avatar

        oops sorry bearman forgot to mention that i havent heard this saying before but it certainly makes sense.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Of course it does. Don’t I always make sense….don’t answer that.

          1. jammer5 Avatar

            Okay, he says, squeezing his lips shut.

        2. Tony Avatar

          Oh Did my brilliant comment overshadow the cartoon??? Sorry Bearman, It’s your blog I will try & keep my place from now on 😀

    2. Bearman Avatar

      The sad thing is that they expect you to remember. If you forget they will happily charge you.

      1. Roland Avatar

        unless you actually work for the government. You can then forget to pay your taxes and instead of getting in trouble… you can work for the President. 😀

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Membership has its priveleges

  4. susispice Avatar

    i wish there were not taxes…

    man i gotta find a way to reduce my tax bill…i just paid like $1500 in one fortnight! bastards

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Well you could take all that well earned money. Buy and island and live off the grid.

      Or you could stop working so hard.

      1. susispice Avatar

        oh win the lottery, move to a third world country lol with very littl tax regulations haha

        1. Bearman Avatar

          see…simple

  5. DadaHyena Avatar

    Oh damn it, it’s TODAY?!!

    Nyaaahaaahaaah!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You sound like you work for the IRS. haha

  6. George Avatar

    Maybe the parties should change from donkeys and elephants to cool-ass bears! 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I don’t want to give bears a bad reputation.

    2. roland Avatar

      the bears and bulls are taking care of the market… we are stuck with the other animals

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        Hey, they can use my logo, the March Fly (but they could easily change it to the April fly). No bigger prick in the insect world blahahahahaha 🙂

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Blood sucker.

  7. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

    I’m with totally George … we all know what would happen if a bear took on those ‘other animals’! 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Bears don’t go into politics. They are too busy hanging out in MAULs bwahaha

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        How’s about a skunk, they pretty much stink!!!!

  8. FJ Avatar

    Reminds me of the old saw: “If you’re young and not a liberal, then you’re heartless. If you’re middle-aged and not a conservative, then your brainless.” I think that’s how it goes.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Good one. Hadn’t heard that one.

  9. jammer5 Avatar

    As my friend said, I’m on my way to give blood money to my favorite charity.

    1. susispice Avatar

      bhahahhahaa jammer thats a good one.

      we dont do our taxes till after june… you pretty much get 2 years to get them done.

      you have until 31 October to have them done if you are doing them yourself or you get an accountant/tax agent to do it for you if you do it after that date.

      Most ppl get them done by August.

      1. Bearman Avatar

        You have a wise friend Jams.

        Susi…you gotta love a country that is rolling in the dough so much that they can wait 2 years to get paid.

      2. Tony Avatar

        I do mine as soon as I get my group certificate, I want my refund & I don’t want the leeches our wonderfully competent Taxation Department to keep my money 1 second longer than they have to.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          I usually have to wait forever b/c my company waits till the final day to send them out.

    2. Friggin Loon Avatar

      See the March fly is the perfect logo, it’s a friggin blood sucker!!!!!

      1. Bearman Avatar

        I wrote the same above before I read this.

        1. Friggin Loon Avatar

          If you were Susi Spice I would have called you dunbo 🙂

          1. Bearman Avatar

            I’ll let Susi beat you down herself.

  10. Tony Avatar

    Taxation is controlled by politics
    Hence the Latin word meanings
    Poli = many
    Tics = blood sucking parasites

  11. Michelle Avatar

    Oh Did my brilliant comment overshadow the cartoon??? Sorry Bearman, It’s your blog I will try & keep my place from now on 😀

    1. Bearman Avatar

      For some reason your email sends thing to spam so I have to pull it out

  12. Richard Avatar

    Oh Did my brilliant comment overshadow the cartoon??? Sorry Bearman, It’s your blog I will try & keep my place from now on 😀

  13. Cori Bailado Avatar

    Amazing summary, saved the site with hopes to see more information!