April 15 in the United States is the last day to file your taxes. Many wait until the last day.
I heard this phrase from someone who said they believe in every social program that you can come up with (a democrat leaning philosophy). She just hates actually having to pay for them (a republican leaning philosophy).
Is that a Tax for being happy, or a day to be happy for paying tax. Is that a donkey & an elephant on the bag? It kinda implies that the government will happily tax your ass off & they will certainly never forget to do it.
unless you actually work for the government. You can then forget to pay your taxes and instead of getting in trouble… you can work for the President. 😀
Reminds me of the old saw: “If you’re young and not a liberal, then you’re heartless. If you’re middle-aged and not a conservative, then your brainless.” I think that’s how it goes.
we dont do our taxes till after june… you pretty much get 2 years to get them done.
you have until 31 October to have them done if you are doing them yourself or you get an accountant/tax agent to do it for you if you do it after that date.
I do mine as soon as I get my group certificate, I want my refund & I don’t want the leeches our wonderfully competent Taxation Department to keep my money 1 second longer than they have to.
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Ummm… it’s not exactly clear to this Aussie 🙁
April 15 in the United States is the last day to file your taxes. Many wait until the last day.
I heard this phrase from someone who said they believe in every social program that you can come up with (a democrat leaning philosophy). She just hates actually having to pay for them (a republican leaning philosophy).
Another common thing to hear:
“Man, I hate doing taxes. Stupid government always taking my money.”
“How much do you owe?”
“Oh, nothing. I got a return.”
Bastards.
Is that a Tax for being happy, or a day to be happy for paying tax. Is that a donkey & an elephant on the bag? It kinda implies that the government will happily tax your ass off & they will certainly never forget to do it.
tony, this was brilliant!
oops sorry bearman forgot to mention that i havent heard this saying before but it certainly makes sense.
Of course it does. Don’t I always make sense….don’t answer that.
Okay, he says, squeezing his lips shut.
Oh Did my brilliant comment overshadow the cartoon??? Sorry Bearman, It’s your blog I will try & keep my place from now on 😀
The sad thing is that they expect you to remember. If you forget they will happily charge you.
unless you actually work for the government. You can then forget to pay your taxes and instead of getting in trouble… you can work for the President. 😀
Membership has its priveleges
i wish there were not taxes…
man i gotta find a way to reduce my tax bill…i just paid like $1500 in one fortnight! bastards
Well you could take all that well earned money. Buy and island and live off the grid.
Or you could stop working so hard.
oh win the lottery, move to a third world country lol with very littl tax regulations haha
see…simple
Oh damn it, it’s TODAY?!!
Nyaaahaaahaaah!
You sound like you work for the IRS. haha
Maybe the parties should change from donkeys and elephants to cool-ass bears! 🙂
I don’t want to give bears a bad reputation.
the bears and bulls are taking care of the market… we are stuck with the other animals
Hey, they can use my logo, the March Fly (but they could easily change it to the April fly). No bigger prick in the insect world blahahahahaha 🙂
Blood sucker.
I’m with totally George … we all know what would happen if a bear took on those ‘other animals’! 🙂
Bears don’t go into politics. They are too busy hanging out in MAULs bwahaha
How’s about a skunk, they pretty much stink!!!!
Reminds me of the old saw: “If you’re young and not a liberal, then you’re heartless. If you’re middle-aged and not a conservative, then your brainless.” I think that’s how it goes.
Good one. Hadn’t heard that one.
As my friend said, I’m on my way to give blood money to my favorite charity.
bhahahhahaa jammer thats a good one.
we dont do our taxes till after june… you pretty much get 2 years to get them done.
you have until 31 October to have them done if you are doing them yourself or you get an accountant/tax agent to do it for you if you do it after that date.
Most ppl get them done by August.
You have a wise friend Jams.
Susi…you gotta love a country that is rolling in the dough so much that they can wait 2 years to get paid.
I do mine as soon as I get my group certificate, I want my refund & I don’t want the
leechesour wonderfully competent Taxation Department to keep my money 1 second longer than they have to.I usually have to wait forever b/c my company waits till the final day to send them out.
See the March fly is the perfect logo, it’s a friggin blood sucker!!!!!
I wrote the same above before I read this.
If you were Susi Spice I would have called you dunbo 🙂
I’ll let Susi beat you down herself.
Taxation is controlled by politics
Hence the Latin word meanings
Poli = many
Tics = blood sucking parasites
haha
Oh Did my brilliant comment overshadow the cartoon??? Sorry Bearman, It’s your blog I will try & keep my place from now on 😀
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Oh Did my brilliant comment overshadow the cartoon??? Sorry Bearman, It’s your blog I will try & keep my place from now on 😀
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