Tag: Doctor

  • N is for Numbat

    N is for Numbat

    N is for Numbat Animal Alphabets Bearman Cartoons

    N is for Numbat.  Now of course hearing the name of this animal for today’s Animal Alphabet, I was hoping for some flying rodent but no, instead we have an Australian Marsupial.  Numbats are solitary animals, active during the day which subsist on termites, eating up to 10% of their small body weight daily.  In order to get a hold of so many termites they have sharp claws and a long tongue.

    Which reminds me  Oprah doing an interview with the band KISS.  When asked how long his tongue is, Gene Simmon’s responded “Long enough to make you my very closest friend.”

  • March Madness Vasectomy

    March Madness Vasectomy

     

    Bearman Cartoons March Madness VasectomySo today’s cartoon is another learning fact.  It seems that more men schedule vasectomies during this time of year than any other.  Why?  They want to take time off work for their recovery to take advantage of watching the NCAA Basketball Tournament.  Get a vasectomy?  March Madness indeed.

    What crazy thing have you done to get out of work?

  • Prostate Exam Cartoon

    Prostate Exam Cartoon

     

    Prostate Exam Cartoon by Bearman CartoonsCuz nothing says good morning like a Prostate Exam.   Don’t forget, September is National Prostate Cancer Awareness Month.  So why am I posting this now?  We’ll just leave it at that.

    Hope you have a fibrous day.

  • Editorial Cartoon: Ron Paul Social Security Hypocrite

    The Cartoonist Studio Editorial Cartoon Contest continues and I made it to week THREE!  Thanks to all for voting.  Click the image above or here to go to the voting.  You should do a search of “Bearman” and my cartoon will come up front and center and then vote.  Some people were clicking the link and then accidentally voting on the first thing that popped up.  Unfortunately no way to direct link to my cartoon.  Again, as long as I stay in the contest, there will be two editorial cartoons a week to vote on – Mondays and Thursdays.   Oh and you can vote multiple times in each round if you want (resets every six hours) until EOD  Tuesday.

    ___________________________________________________________________________

    So Doctor, Senator and Presidential Candidate Ron Paul was in the news last week about his seemingly hypocritical stance on Social Security (see article).   Seems with one breath he states that Social Security is Unconstitutional but with the other admits that he accepts Social Security.

    In the editorial cartoon I used “Hypocritic Oath” instead of “Hippocratic Oath” (pledge of doctors).  See what I did there?  Pretty clever huh?

    I am torn though.  One one hand, he did pay into the system so he has the right to get paybacks.  YET, he makes the claim that he puts it in the same category as roads  where he has paid into them so he should enjoy the benefits thereof.   It would be very difficult to NOT drive on government roads.  It would be very easy to take a stand and not cash your Social Security check or at the least protest by donating the checks.   Thoughts?