What is Your Porn Star Name?

I’ve seen some things floating around the web describing the steps for people to figure out their Blues Singer name.   We never played that game but we did ask people their Porn Star Name.   Plus when else am I going to be able to fit a caricature of Adult Film star legend Ron Jeremy into a cartoon post.  So fess up Bearmaniacs….what is yours?

Oh and someone pointed out that this might be security answers on websites and you may  so your alternative is to tell us your Middle Name and the First Car you Drove.

UPDATE:

The guys at Obscure Gentlemen webcomic actually cared what I have to say.  Go check out my interview with them.  Aidan, George and Tony better go because I give you shout outs.

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  1. Mark Stokes says:

    Spot Baxter. Great drawing of Ronald Jeremy Hyatt!

  2. MJ says:

    I’m not much for these things, but the caricature is awesome!

  3. Dr. X says:

    Sandy Truman?

  4. James says:

    Fido Summerwood!

  5. DadaHyena says:

    Not only did you give me a shout-out, it looks like you drew me in your post above! Okay, no, not really…I comb my hair over my bald spot.

    And I’m also pretty sure EVERY cartoonist has undiagnosed A.D.D. I know I do.

  6. duncanr says:

    BooBoo Arthur 😆

  7. Tony McGurk says:

    Spotty Dixon
    Your porn star bloke looks like Burt Reynolds

    • Bearman says:

      Spotty Dixon..haha You may need to get that checked out.

      Ron Jeremy not Burt. Ron is a 70s porn guy who can’t seem to give it up.

  8. Bingo Center (Sounds like a senior porn star.)

  9. George says:

    Great Ron Jeremy caricature! I knew right off the bat who he was. 🙂

    I don;t think I like the ring of “Rusty Smallwood”, but there you have it. 🙁

  10. George says:

    Spotty and Boo-Boo sound like they’d be great for “watersports” flicks.

  11. nursemyra says:

    Willie Middleton

  12. Miss R says:

    First, love the Jeremy cartoon. Spot on -grin-. Oh, and Spot On is not the name you’re looking for. It’s far far worse….
    The porn name -eyes dart around room furtively- Stuffy Lakewood.
    Oh dear god that may be a REAL porn name

  13. Friggin Loon says:

    Spartacus Glebe

    Hmm, that’s disappointing 🙁

  14. If I was to use today’s pet and street, it would sound a little bit more like a porn star. Murray Keystone.

  15. Mine is Soda Pop Custis, LMAO

  16. Deb says:

    Buddy Broadway

  17. lisleman says:

    Childhood dog was named Rusty so now that I’m over the hill it fits.

  18. Hilarious!
    And Queenie Springbrook.
    Can I go with the second option, though… because I like ‘Jay Silverado’ quite a bit more…
    🙂

  19. Justin says:

    Funny enough, my first pet’s name was “Sarah”. I’m sure that would’ve confused quite a few people.

  20. Hjortur says:

    Haha! My name is no good.. “Hvera Vegghamrar”.

  21. Spot Fourth. Almost sounds dirty.

  22. Nate Fakes says:

    I’ve done this before. Mine is pretty good: Barney Piper

  23. bschooled says:

    pussin temple vale way

    But Bschooled rolls off the tongue better…

  24. Jenn says:

    Tussel Truesdale! Eew, I sound like an ol granny..granny porn star?

  25. MC/Curtis says:

    Brick 51st Street!
    Darn… Mine doesn’t really work. Brick is good though.
    I’d prefer Tiny Smalls!
    Or better yet The Adult Space Adventures of Captain Tiny Smalls!
    Not that I’ve thought about it at all.
    I’m just kidding of course.

  26. jynksie says:

    “Peppy High” would be my porn name based on your criteria. Sounds like a transsexual stripper name, no? [smirk]

  27. She Speaks says:

    Dork Rural Route 4. Ummmm… just doesn’t have that shine to it.

  28. Red says:

    Cash Redbud.

    Yes, I am in it for the money and the drugs.
    Red.

  29. Pumpkin Balita…for the finale I carve a pumpkin with my teeth.

  30. planetross says:

    People use their pornstar names for security answers on websites? … that’s silly!

    “Willy Jaynes” … the last name isn’t very exciting as it’s my real last name … but with a “y” in it.

    so I’ll go with “Ed Corolla”



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