Everyone knows the drink of choice at the Beer Summit
- President Obama – Bud Light
- Professor Gates – Red Stripe
- Sergeant Crowley – Blue Moon
But what does one wear to such an event???
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Mom jeans??
People made fun of his “mom jeans” when he threw the 1st pitch at the all star game.
Hah! He looks awful in jeans.
Call me tonight.
Its 11PM…I guess you were still at work…sucker.
yeah mom jeans wou d be funny. i hate those things…..it probably makes people look about 10yrs older than they actually are. Aargh!!!!
You hate them…fess up you own a pair.
haha that’s funny.
WHAT are mom jeans?
I think the t-shirt would be a good idea though 😀
Mom jeans are typicaly worn by women. From urban dictionary:
Often seen on the 40+ crowd, mom jeans are too high, too tight, tapered leg jeans which manage to showcase any bodily flaw the wearer has. Possible outcomes: The butt will be compressed so it doesn’t stick out, it will instead be pushed to the sides, making it look far wider than it actually is. The genital triangle will be emphasized and outlined (see camel toe or FUPA). The hips will look wider because of the butt compression and the tapering of the legs.
I think I may have a pair of those in my wardrobe…
Yes, I do love that t-shirt. 🙂
Can’t say I came up with that one.
Where’s my beer stimulus money?? Great toon Bear.
You make it here…I’ll buy you a Red White and Blue….yeah come to think of it that would have been the truly patriotic beer to serve.
Mom Jeans, Mom Jean, Mom Jeans. Though I recommend Obama check his fly every so often. Mom jeans have a tendency to be inefficient in that department.
Geez, what would the world think if he ordered a glass of Chardonnay. End of his political career right there!
Nah…maybe a shirely temple.
He doesn’t own a Members Only jacket, does he?
I never could afford that Members Only. But then again, I wouldn’t join any club that would have me as a Member…wait someone else said that.
I would pay big money to see Obama in that shirt!
i was going to whip out my photoshop skills but then I realized I am too lazy.
Isn’t there a beer Czar for this sort of decision? I might be available … 🙂
So what would the Beer Czar wear to a Beer Summit?
What if he wore the suit pants and the beer t-shirt?
That could be a good look. At least people wouldn’t make fun of him for the mom jeans.
I say cut the Mom jeans off right above the pockets and just wear the wife beater with a pair of flip flops. Throw in a prison tat on the ol’ forearm and you’re ready for pretty much any beer shin-dig!
Spoken like a true tail gator
dude, there’s nothing like a nice worn in pair of sky blue MOM jeans with an elastic band.
Will a picture of you sporting them accompany your next blog post?
Mom jeans with the beer T-shirt shirt & a pair of thongs (Flip-flops)
Roll the mom jeans legs up to just below knee level for an extra casual look
Isn’t it sad that when we were kids when someone said “thong” you automatically think flip flops and now they think of dental floss.
If those are what you call beer, no wonder you have a problem…
BTW, much enjoyed strolling around your blog, excellent work.
dave
Thanks Dave…glad you made it around.