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  • Snail Teeth  Facts

    Snail Teeth Facts

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    When I talk about snail teeth it is indeed a “slow” news day, but I am knee deep in a secret project that I hope to announce next month which has been taking up lots of my non work time.

    So who knew that snails had so many teeth.  Over 1000.  That can be one huge dentist bill.  And just this year they knocked off spider silk (sorry Spiderman) as the now strongest known natural material.

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    Charity Challenge Week 3 Results

    Thanks again for supporting the charity challenge and spreading the message.  Full Details Here.

    Cartoonist using “Bearman” in their cartoons ($10 each):

    Blog about the Challenge ($5 each):

    New Google Plus Followers ($1 each)

    • 209!!

    Week 3 Grand Total of $244 and running total of 1269!!  Almost there.

    Let me know if I missed anyone.

  • Skin Cancer Awareness Month

    Skin Cancer Awareness Month

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    Today’s fun fact is courtesy of May being Skin Cancer Awareness Month.  Other than humans, pigs are the only animals that can get sunburned. OK, astute readers will point out the fallacy of that as their folliclly challenged dogs or cats can get burned but this makes for a funnier “fact”.  I know many of you like your bacon fried but don’t fry your own bacon.  Use sunscreen.  Find at more ways to prevent skin cancer this month at Cancer.org.

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    Bearman Charity Challenge NEW MATCHING Donations.

    Head and Neck Cancer FoundationYou all know by my announcement last week that I will match donations up to $500 to Crayons 2 Computers by simply making your donation in honor of Bearman Cartoons on the donation page.  Well someone has stepped up to match donations made this month to the Brandon C. Gromada Head and Neck Cancer Foundation.  So if you donate this month to the Foundation, send an email to bcd.headneckcafdn@gmail.com saying it is in honor of the Bearman Cartoons Charity Challenge and your donation will be matched!!  COOL!!

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    Charity Challenge Week 1 Results

    I am always humbled by the response to the charity challenge so thanks to all of you for your efforts in spreading the word about these great organizations.

    Cartoonist using “Bearman” in their cartoons ($10 each):

    Blog about the Challenge ($5 each):

    New Google Plus Followers ($1 each)

    • 545 (wow)!!

    Week 1 Grand Total of $600!!

    Let me know if I missed anyone.

     

  • Lilly Pulitzer: Ugliness at Target

    Lilly Pulitzer: Ugliness at Target

    4-22-15-LIlly-Pulitzer-Target-Ugly-Bearman-CartoonsShopping at Target the other day got ugly as hoards of women vied for pattern print designs from Lilly Pulitzer.   Both online and in-store, the line which was expected to sell out in weeks, instead sold out in hours.  Face it, a brand that typically sells for $200 an item is going for $40 and it is no wonder there was a rush to the store.

    Now I am not a fashionista (but my wife is and she agrees with me), but unless you are planning on spending time in Hawaii, in a beach town, or at the “club”, my opinion is this is not at all an attractive look.   Others tend to agree with my opinion saying things like:

    •  “Target stores across the country were mobbed with shoppers, not protesting the ugly patterns and nauseating colors that is the Lilly brand” (source)
    • “I’ve always had a sneaking fondness for Lilly Pulitzer’s clothes. Not to wear, mind you, because they are ugly as sin; I have never seen a woman wearing Lilly Pulitzer who would not have looked better in a ratty flannel bathrobe.” (source)
    • “The clothes are, upon close inspection, not so terribly attractive. Actually, they are rather unattractive. And that is part of their charm.” (source)

    Don’t get me wrong, there are a few items I have seen that aren’t bad but as a whole I would return anything my wife bought from that brand (not that she would).  But if it were a choice between flowery Lilly Pulitzer and flowery quilty Vera Bradley, it would be Lilly all the way.

     

  • Ohio Tourism Board’s Campaign to Attract California Visitors

    Ohio Tourism Board’s Campaign to Attract California Visitors

    Ohio Tourism Board's Campaign to Attract California Visitors

    The Ohio Tourism Board has a new campaign to attract visitors from California.  RAIN and WATER.  Ok not really but they probably should.

    How many of you plan a vacation and say “Hey let’s go to OHIO!!”  Probably not many unless you are coming for a specific event or maybe a regional trip to Kings Island or Cedar Point.   Other than that, Ohio just doesn’t get the respect that other states do when attracting conventions and visitors.

    This can all change with the recent news from California, that due to the extended drought conditions, Governor Jerry Brown introduced mandatory water use restrictions.  Ohioans complain about the long gray winters and rain filled springs.  But I think we need to make that our advantage.  Sure there is flooding today but that means more fresh water for all you Californians to consume.

    So come to Ohio!

  • Apple Watch – The Good and Bad

    Apple Watch – The Good and Bad

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    $350 for a watch, especially the Apple Watch isn’t unreasonable in the higher end watch category.  However, that is the starting point and the price goes up from there.  $350 is pretty unreasonable for something I have to charge every night.  Sure, I recharge my phone every night but I figure a watch should work like the Timex I had when I was a kid.  Take a licking and keep on ticking.  Then again, my phone is my watch so I haven’t worn one in years.

  • Everything you think you know about Net Neutrality is Wrong

    Everything you think you know about Net Neutrality is Wrong

    Everything You Think You know about Net Neutrality is Wrong

    Everything  you think you know about Net Neutrality is WRONG.  I am sure there are smarter people out there than me who may clarify some things that I don’t know but it seems for the most part the general public is misinformed about what Net Neutrality is and what the FCC is or isn’t doing about it.

    First some background.  According to Public Knowledge, the definition of Net Neutrality is:

    Net neutrality is the principle that individuals should be free to access all content and applications equally, regardless of the source, without Internet service providers discriminating against specific online services or websites.

    Pretty basic.  In other words, it means that when I have a broadband relationship with an Internet Service Provider (ISP) AKA cable/phone company, I expect that I can access what I want and they won’t discriminate on the speed of my internet traffic from any website.  So my Netflix, in theory, should be just as speedy as content the I get from the ISP’s own owned websites.

    Last week the FCC reclassified wired and wireless Broadband under Title II of the Communications Act, essentially making it a Public Utility with more regulations on ISPs and how they do business.  Net Neutrality proponents and the Obama administration cheered while Republicans and ISPs thought the measure went too far.  As someone who is a proponent of Net Neutrality in principle, I am left scratching my head as to how this move by the FCC really has done anything to protect the consumer.

    MYTH: The FCC’s actions have removed paid prioritization and high speed lanes that would benefit one website over another.
    FACT:  There are still high speed lanes on the internet and will be with this order.

    First some background.  When my mother was young and her family drove from Cleveland to Cincinnati, there were no highways.  Trips took longer and there were more frequent stops along the way.    After the highways were put in the drive time decreases dramatically as did the number of necessary stops.

    The same is true on the internet.  When the internet was first starting out the ISPs built the local roads and if I was sending an email from Cincinnati to Los Angeles, it would hop from server to server.  Then companies called Content Delivery Networks (CDN’s) came in and starting building the internet highways allowing data to flow quicker and without jumps.  Unlike the government, who built and maintained highways, these infrastructures were created by private businesses.  They would pass data off between themselves and to ISPs in a more efficient manner.  For the most part they enter into Peering Relationships which says assuming we are both sending and receiving the same amount of data we won’t charge each other.  But if one of us starts sending more data thanwe have agreed to, there is usually a fee involved.

    Enter Netflix.  If Netflix had to rely on the old local roads to deliver their streaming content, there would be missing data packets and as some of us have experienced dithering or skipping while we watch a movie.  By entering into a relationship with a CDN who has servers all  across the nation, they can duplicate their content into those servers.  So if someone in Cincinnati orders a movie, they are streaming from a local server as would someone in Los Angeles stream the same movie from a duplicate copy of it on a local server.  Netflix has to pay these companies in order to have their content on their servers.  This costs a lot of money, so in order to reduce the costs, Netflix started approaching the cable companies asking them to put their content on the ISPs servers.  Some agreed under a Peering Relationship but given the amount of internet traffic created by Netflix, some expected to be paid.  Netflix created a lot of noise last year about this issue with Comcast.  Netflix thought they would save money by skipping the CDNs and then cried “Net Neutrality” when the ISP’s expected to enter into a similar relationship.

    Under Title II, the FCC said they would keep an eye on the peering relationship and even the paid ones but aren’t cutting them out.  Should the FCC start saying that a relationship between a edge provider like Netflix and an ISP like Comcast cannot have money exchange hands, Comcast would probably say, go back to dealing with CDNs and we won’t have to worry about not getting paid.

    Either way Netflix will continue to pay to make sure their streaming service is fast and doesn’t break up.  So if I started Bearman Video Streaming Service and didn’t have the money that Netflix does to use the “highways”, my streaming service will be slower and probably choppy.  So in essence, high speed lanes are still in effect.

    MYTH: The FCC’s actions will mean more competition and I will pay less for my broadband.
    FACT:  Could happen but probably won’t.

    Let’s imagine that the FCC comes down hard on ISPs and disallows any paid peering relationships.  Without the money coming in from one end of the stream, ISP’s are going to look to make that up on the other end, meaning higher prices for you and I.   Now part of Title II does give the FCC to control pricing but for now they say they aren’t going to enforce that part of the order.

    Hal Singer, in a recent Forbes article explained it this way, “Imagine what would happen to newspaper subscriptions if contributions from advertisers were banned, and the entire cost burden fell on readers!”

    Additionally, cable companies were protected to some degree from paying the high utility pole fees that phone and electric companies do in order to encourage expanding their networks to as many customers as possible.  However, under Title II, that could change.  Higher fees for them, mean higher prices for us.

    Finally, the most impactful reason that the FCC’s actions won’t improve competition and benefit the consumer is because they are choosing not to require what is known as “last mile unbundling”  Requiring last mile unbundling would mean that ISPs would have to lease their lines at a wholesale rate to other customers.   Imagine the amount of competition and driving down of pricing that would involve.  In the cell phone world, I could potentially have T-mobile pricing plans (which are great) on a Verizon Network.

    Net Neutrality in principle is a great thing, however I am not convinced that the action from the FCC has done anything to actually be pro-consumer.

    What do you think?

  • Live Long and Oscar

    Live Long and Oscar

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    Don’t know why this came to my head.  Didn’t want to do something everyone else has done with memorial to Leonard Nimoy.  So what is better than mashing up Oscar the Grouch (Sesame Street) and Mr Spock (Star Trek)?  OK honestly it makes no sense but it was fun to draw.

  • Reddit and Blogger Begin Banning Certain Nude Images

    Reddit and Blogger Begin Banning Certain Nude Images

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    Welcome news for those who have been the victim of others taking their “nude” photos and posting it on Reddit.  Blogger has announced that going forward nude photos have to be on a private site and reddit announced that nude images can no longer be posted without the subject in the image’s permission.  See story.

    Now if we could get a rating put on certain images as they are uploaded to Google Plus so I can avoid the explicit images some of my “friends” post so my wife doesn’t think I am looking at nudies on my ipad in bed.  I couldn’t resist creating this image of the reddit alien flashing you all.

  • Why Wives Should Not Cut Their Hair Short

    Why Wives Should Not Cut Their Hair Short

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    Ladies, here is the simple reason why wives should not cut their hair short.  As men, WE WILL LIE TO YOU!!

    Let’s face it sometimes you are in a rut, sometimes you are so busy taking care of the kids that keeping your hair looking good becomes a burden.  But no matter what whims you have as you sit in the salon, the only response cutting inches of hair off that won’t get a man killed is to say they like it.  Especially when we have no warning of the event prior.

    The truth.  Most prefer longer hair.  When you cut it short, men see that as one step closer to you having the mom haircut and then THEIR mom haircut where the hair keeps getting shorter in the back and taller on top.  You know what I am talking about.

    Thankfully my wife prefers her hair long and doesn’t have those whims because as she ages she sees her longer hair as  keeping her younger looking.   Now there is too long where you are just trying too hard too. haha

    (psst.  BTW, I have to keep my hair the way she likes it cut in return).

    What do you think?